Amos: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Amos: HEY! That's plagiarism off other Interviews on this site!
Lemmy: You mean the thing where I interupt you?
Amos: Yes, and stop plagiarizing!
Lemmy: You're the one who wrote it!
Amos: Don't talk to me or I'll cut off your probation from Clayworld!
Lemmy: Isn't that plagiarism too?
Amos: There you go again! Stop plagiarizing!
Lemmy: But that was you!
Amos: You're really getting on my nerves!
Lemmy: But-
Amos: Shut it! Anyway, today there are no more sponsered events because we have all the money.... Right, Doopliss?
Doopliss: Uhh, yeah... sure.
(He hides a Slushee machine behind his back.)
Amos: Now who will interview today...? Oh, Booseph!
Booseph: I don't feal like it!
(Amos whips him.)
Booseph: I'm a ghost, stupid! That doesn't hurt!
(Amos picks up a random vacuum cleaner.)
Booseph: Okay, i'll do it! So who am I interviewing?
(A Shy Guy walks onstage.)
Booseph: There is no way! If he meows at me I'll kill him!
Amos: Meows?
Booseph: Yeah, they make that weird sound that sounds like a meow...
Amos: Whatever, just get onstage...
Booseph: So Shy Guy, what do you look like behind the mask?
(He takes it off and everyone screams.)
Amos: Lemmy, stop plagiarizing! People have already done that in Interviews!
Lemmy: That was Booseph!
Amos: Don't backsass me!
Lemmy: I wasn't-
Amos: Backsass me one more time and no website for a month!
Lemmy: What? But I-
Amos: That's it, Ludwig will now take over your website...
Lemmy: Uh oh! It's gonna explode! NO, KOOKY! DON'T!
(Lemmy runs offstage.)
Booseph: So why do you meow?
Shy Guy: Ummm... Why do you scream in a scary voice?
Booseph: Good point. Next question! Do the different color clothes you guys wear have anything to do with rank?
Shy Guy: Yes they do... Red-clothed Shy Guys like me are normal... Yellow is above that... Green is above that... Blue is captain... And gray/black is commander... White like the Shy Guy general is the highest ranking... All other colors are between blue and gray/black.
Booseph: Interesting.... Audience questions! Grodus!
Grodus: Is the Shy Guy army easy to conquer?
Shy Guy: Kinda... Why do you ask?
Grodus: Oh, no reason. *smilies evily*
Booseph: Okay... You in the back!
Lantern Ghost: I-
Booseph: AHH! A ghost! I'm scared of ghosts!
Lantern Ghost: But you are a ghost-
Booseph: Next seat! King Boo!
King Boo: Where do Shy Guys live?
Shy Guy: Anywhere... Mainly Shy Guy's Toybox.
Lantern Ghost: HEY! You called on King Boo and he's a ghost! What gives?
Booseph: SHUT IT! Next question... Are there female Shy Guys?
Lantern Ghost: I thought we were doing crowd questions?
Booseph: Change of topic, now SHUT IT!
Shy Guy: Yes there are... There are Shy Gals, but they are SO shy they rarely ever are seen except by Shy Guys.
Booseph: Interesting... So do Shy Guys have names or ranks in the army?
Shy Guy: Well we all do have names based to how we train and what our status is... My name is speedy: I am fast and not particularly strong... We are not given names at birth but instead numbers... Then if we join the Force (not the Star Wars Force, the Shy Guy Force), we get names... If not we get names from our profession such as my friend Sneaky... He is a thief.
Booseph: Are thieves allowed in your civilization?
Shy Guy: Yes, it is a profession... In Paper Mario the Shy Guys that stole stuff from the Toad Town people were thieves!
Booseph: Neat... So why exactly are Anti Guys so powerful? I mean, earlier you said that gray/black is high in the army, and gray/black are Anti Guys, right?
Shy Guy: Yes... They are so powerful because Anti Guys, like Magikoopas, perform special magic-renewing practices... I'm not talking about Magikoopa gods but instead about them using potions and herbs to renew their power... Anti Guys do that too... Your friend would know about that. *points to Amos*
Amos: Hey, I don't worship the Magikoopa gods... They're all really weird. I do the renewing potions and whatnot.
Booseph: Okay now... Next question... What are Shy Guys beneath their masks?
Shy Guy: Well, back in the ancient kingdom of Plit we wore no masks and we lived in deep forests like the Forest of Illusions and the Toadwood forest. No one ever saw us save our own kind... There are no pictures... No one except Shy Guys know what we looked like... To answer your question, i'd say we are monster things... You saw underneath my mask.
Booseph: Yes, and please don't take it off again.
Shy Guy: Gotcha!
Booseph: So where did the design of your clothing come from?
Shy Guy: The soybeans... We spied on them from Hoohoo Mountain, which is another Shy Guy territory... One of our kind drew the picture, and later, more advanced Shy Guys rearranged and spoofed it up... Also, just for your knowledge, instead of Shy Guys we were called Chai Guys... Long story... Then we changed it to Shy Guys when we discovered mirrors and could see ourselves.
(Lemmy comes running in frantically.)
Lemmy: Lemmy's Land is about to explode!
Doopliss: I guess this would be a bad time to tell about me buying a Slushee machine.
Amos: YOU SPENT THE BUDGET AGAIN? YOU DOOP!
Doopliss: Hey, Doop is in my name. Isn't that funny?
Lemmy: 5... 4... 3... 2...
Shy Guy: I hate my life...
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