P.T.: Okay, no time to waste, let’s go!
(Soon…)
Lemmy: Hi, I guess I’m interviewing Francis.
(Iggy appears and spins into Lemmy, knocking him out the window.)
Iggy: Sorry, Brother, but I can interview him way better!
Francis: Nerr, schweet! He was a dork anyway!
Everyone except Francis: …
Iggy: So Francis. Pirates or Ninjas?
Francis: NINJAS ARE SO HI-TECHNICAAAAL! And they can learn magic, like Naruto!
Iggy: That’s an awesome show!
(P.T. appears and hits both of them with his Golden Hammer.)
P.T.: NO! That’s a terrible show! No good ninjas wear bright orange and shout everything they say!
(Yes, I really hate that show. Get over it.)
P.T.: Now I’m off to punish that blue Cactuar who says things that are stupid by even my standards! I’m off!
(P.T. runs away.)
Iggy: Why do you have so many cat decorations?
Francis: Cats are so HI-TECHNICAAAAAAAAL! They’re soft and cheap!
Iggy: What’s your Digibutter.Nerr username?
Francis: I’m Supergeniusnerr89!
Iggy: Cool! I’m Betterlookingtwin42!
Francis: That guy who posted that awesome Youtube video showing Grodus vs. the Elvin King?
Iggy: Yeah, that was awesome! But the comic made beforehand was way better!
Francis: It was schweet, nerr! And a nice nostalgic reference to the series that it’s a spinoff of!
Iggy: Yeah, but the Grodus Chronicles are way better!
Shrike: NEXT QUESTION!
Iggy: Okay. Chameleons blend in, not turn invisible. How do you do that?
Francis: I sold my Blubbinator issue 1 on Digibutter.Nerr for invisi-spray!
Iggy: ISSUE ONE?! HOW COULD YOU?!
Francis: (whispering) It was a dupe! I have plenty! I bring one every time I go to the bathroom. But not for reading! I have the original locked in a vault.
Iggy: Clever. Where’d you get all the Mario memorabilia?
Francis: Also online sales!
Iggy: How did you pay for that stuff and all your Meowbots?
Francis: Mother.
Iggy: Okay. Did you ever finish Tiptron MK.II?
Francis: Yeah, now I have my own Francine I can keep forever!
Tiptron MK.II (in seat SECONDROBOT): …
Iggy: Last, how did you fit your laptop in your fannypack?
Francis: Frannypack.
Iggy: Oh.
Francis: Nerr, I had this HI-TECHNICAAAAAAAAAAL secret compartment installed so I can fit anything in there!
Iggy: Okay. Audience Questions! Seat ROCKGHOST.
Bouldergeist: How come you never mention your dad?
Francis: He died, nerr.
Iggy: Ouch. Seat (ANTI-)HEROES.
Yoshi: I decided to stop here on my way to the shooting of the FF. Did you ever figure out how you got to Castle Bleck?
Francis: I found this weird warp pipe with schweet hotrod flames in my room, so I went down and it took me in a dark room. Then I heard people coming and became invisible so I could, nerr, see who was there. I think my Reclinotron read my thoughts and couchwarped me, via producing the pipe!
Yoshi: … Hotrod flames, Mimi?
Mimi: I don’t know!
Iggy: Seat GUYBEHINDHOUSESINSMRPG.
Guy Behind Houses in SMRPG: I heard you like Mudkips.
Iggy: You can’t use that joke! Remember how it started?
GBHISMRPG: It’s okay, it was actually just a joke in Deviantart.
Francis: Yeah, I have lots of trading cards about them, nerr.
GBHISMRPG: How many?
Francis: OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Iggy: What?! 9000?! Okay, Seat BIRD.
Stork: I stole your comic!
Francis: O RLY?
Stork: YA RLY.
Francis: … This stinks.
Iggy: Bye!
(Everyone leaves. Lemmy then comes back and knocks Iggy out a window with his ball.)
Lemmy: That’s for sending me away!
(P.T. then knocks Lemmy away with his boomerang.)
P.T.: End Transmission!
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