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BUBBY interviews DOOPLISS
 
By Lord Shyguy

Lord Shyguy: Bubby, your turn to interview.

Bubby: Okay.

Bones: *grumblestupidLordShyguygrumble*

Lord Shyguy: If you're going to have that attitude, then I guess I'll… do the Macherana! Hey, Macherana!

Bones: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Bones melts into a pile of blood.)

Lord Shyguy: He'll get over it.

Bubby: Who are we inter-

Lord Shyguy: YOU FOO!!! THERE AIN’T NO WE!!! JUST YOU!!!

Bubby: Okay then, if you play that way… PRIMITIVE SCREAM THERAPY!!! AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhh!!!

Lord Shyguy: Okay, okay, I'll interview with you! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!

Bubby: Thank you. Now who are WE interviewing?

Lord Shyguy: Ummm… I gots it!

(Lord Shyguy pulls out a bazooka and shoots it at the audience.)

Doopliss: I'VE BEEN HIT!!! AHHHH!!!

Lord Shyguy: We're interviewing him.

Bubby: Him? Oh crud.

Lord Shyguy: What?

Doopliss: Bubby? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Bubby: That.

Lord Shyguy: Oh. Well, um, my uh agent is calling. I gots to go!

(Lord Shyguy leaves.)

Bubby: You stink.

Doopliss: DIE!!!

Bubby: No, you. PRIMITIVE SCREAM THERAPY!!! AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAhhhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHH!!!

Doopliss: I'll stop, I'll stop!!!

Bubby: Good.

(Bones gets up and walks away.)

Bubby: Wow, good guess.

Mysterious Voice: Sixth… sense…

Bubby: Interview time! Doopliss, why are you wearing a party hat?

Doopliss: I was at a party when I died.

Bubby: You're dead?

Doopliss: That’s why I wear a sheet.

Bubby: So now you live in Creepy Steeple?

Doopliss: No, I moved.

Bubby: Where do you live now?

Doopliss: In Scary Church with my wife, Flurrie.

Bubby: O_O

Doopliss: O_O indeed.

Bubby: Stats?

Doopliss: My HP is 40, my Attack is 4, and my Defense is 0.

Bubby: Nice. How did you become a Dupilghost?

Doopliss: Magic.

Bubby: Nice in-depth answer.

Doopliss: Thanks.

Bubby: I was using sarcasm, idiot.

Doopliss: I knew that…

Bubby: Do you have hands?

Doopliss: No. To pick things up I use telekinesis, like Goombas.

Bubby: So that’s how they pick stuff up… Audience, are you ready?

Audience: No.

Bubby: Too bad! Seat ILOVELARRY.

Susan: Why are your eyes red?

Doopliss: I'm undead, you twit.

Bubby: Seat BARKBARKBARK.

Chain Chomp: Can you teleport?

Doopliss: Yes, I can.

Bubby: Last question. Seat PURPLEWIND.

Wario: The greatness that is me wants to know why the people that you copy turn into shadows.

Doopliss: They turn into shadows because I stole their body. When Mario guessed my name, I lost the ability to steal people’s bodies. I can still copy them though.

Bubby: I will now sing O Roy Koopa. O Roy Koopa, O Roy Koopa, how lovely are your punches…

Doopliss: Not that song! END TRANSMISSION!!!

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