Lord Shyguy: Bubby, your turn to interview.
Bubby: Okay.
Bones: *grumblestupidLordShyguygrumble*
Lord Shyguy: If you're going to have that attitude, then I guess I'll… do the Macherana! Hey, Macherana!
Bones: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Bones melts into a pile of blood.)
Lord Shyguy: He'll get over it.
Bubby: Who are we inter-
Lord Shyguy: YOU FOO!!! THERE AIN’T NO WE!!! JUST YOU!!!
Bubby: Okay then, if you play that way… PRIMITIVE SCREAM THERAPY!!! AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhh!!!
Lord Shyguy: Okay, okay, I'll interview with you! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!
Bubby: Thank you. Now who are WE interviewing?
Lord Shyguy: Ummm… I gots it!
(Lord Shyguy pulls out a bazooka and shoots it at the audience.)
Doopliss: I'VE BEEN HIT!!! AHHHH!!!
Lord Shyguy: We're interviewing him.
Bubby: Him? Oh crud.
Lord Shyguy: What?
Doopliss: Bubby? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Bubby: That.
Lord Shyguy: Oh. Well, um, my uh agent is calling. I gots to go!
(Lord Shyguy leaves.)
Bubby: You stink.
Doopliss: DIE!!!
Bubby: No, you. PRIMITIVE SCREAM THERAPY!!! AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAhhhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHH!!!
Doopliss: I'll stop, I'll stop!!!
Bubby: Good.
(Bones gets up and walks away.)
Bubby: Wow, good guess.
Mysterious Voice: Sixth… sense…
Bubby: Interview time! Doopliss, why are you wearing a party hat?
Doopliss: I was at a party when I died.
Bubby: You're dead?
Doopliss: That’s why I wear a sheet.
Bubby: So now you live in Creepy Steeple?
Doopliss: No, I moved.
Bubby: Where do you live now?
Doopliss: In Scary Church with my wife, Flurrie.
Bubby: O_O
Doopliss: O_O indeed.
Bubby: Stats?
Doopliss: My HP is 40, my Attack is 4, and my Defense is 0.
Bubby: Nice. How did you become a Dupilghost?
Doopliss: Magic.
Bubby: Nice in-depth answer.
Doopliss: Thanks.
Bubby: I was using sarcasm, idiot.
Doopliss: I knew that…
Bubby: Do you have hands?
Doopliss: No. To pick things up I use telekinesis, like Goombas.
Bubby: So that’s how they pick stuff up… Audience, are you ready?
Audience: No.
Bubby: Too bad! Seat ILOVELARRY.
Susan: Why are your eyes red?
Doopliss: I'm undead, you twit.
Bubby: Seat BARKBARKBARK.
Chain Chomp: Can you teleport?
Doopliss: Yes, I can.
Bubby: Last question. Seat PURPLEWIND.
Wario: The greatness that is me wants to know why the people that you copy turn into shadows.
Doopliss: They turn into shadows because I stole their body. When Mario guessed my name, I lost the ability to steal people’s bodies. I can still copy them though.
Bubby: I will now sing O Roy Koopa. O Roy Koopa, O Roy Koopa, how lovely are your punches…
Doopliss: Not that song! END TRANSMISSION!!!
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