Lord Shyguy: We are understaffed.
Bones: So?
Lord Shyguy: Last Interview while I was gone, I devised a plan to make more people my sla- I mean crew members. So, my final idea was a drawing.
Bones: That’s all?
Lord Shyguy: Yup.
Bones: It was the one you mentioned last time, right?
Lord Shyguy: Yes. The prize is to work for me! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Bones: Okay…
Lord Shyguy: Let’s see who won!
(Lord Shyguy pulls a piece of paper out of a hat.)
Lord Shyguy: And the winner is… Bubby? Is there a Bubby in the audience?
Bubby in the audience: Yes, there is!
Lord Shyguy: Get up here!
(Bubby walks up to Lord Shyguy.)
Lord Shyguy: You're a…
Bubby: Guardian Shroob?
Lord Shyguy: Yes, that. That name of yours doesn't describe you at all.
Bubby: Yeah. So, what’s the prize?
Lord Shyguy: You are now under my contr- I mean, you work for me now! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bubby: Why are you laughing devilishly?
Lord Shyguy: Look at Bones.
Bones: Help me!
Bubby: You monster!
Lord Shyguy: I find that offensive!
Bubby: So do I get paid?
Lord Shyguy: Depends.
(Bones suddenly starts chanting in an odd language while glowing.)
Bones: COME TO ME, MY MINIONS!
(Hundreds of Boos and Dark Boos, 985 to be exact, swarm to Bones, breaking though the wall somehow.)
Lord Shyguy: My studio!
Bones: I WILL DESTROY YOU, LORD SHYGUY!!!
Lord Shyguy: No.
Bones: YOU DARE DEFY ME?!
Lord Shyguy: Yes.
(Lord Shyguy starts doing the Macherana.)
Lord Shyguy: Hey, Macherana!
Bones: AHHH!!! Make it stop!!
Bubby: AHHH!!! Boos! (King Kong voice) MUST KILL!!!
(Bubby shoots every Boo he sees, but the bullets go through them.)
Boos: (chanting) He has lied! He will pay the price!
(All of the Boos combine to form Atomic Boo.)
Atomic Boo: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lord Shyguy: I will interview you.
Atomic Boo: Okay, okay.
Lord Shyguy: Bubby, take care of Bones.
Bubby: (normal voice) Okay.
(Bubby somehow shoots Bones with a tranquilizer.)
Bones: AHHHHHuuuuhhhhhh… Zzzzzzzzzz...
(Bones falls over unconscious.)
Bubby: WOOHOO! Bullseye!
Lord Shyguy: Thanks. Now, Atomic Boo, where are you from?
Atomic Boo: Well, I am made up of hundreds of Boos from Creepy Steeple in Pa-
Lord Shyguy: Paper Mario 2?
Atomic Boo: How did you know?
Lord Shyguy: Sixth sense. What are your stats?
Atomic Boo: My HP is 40, my Attack is 4, and my Defense is-
Lord Shyguy: Zero?
Atomic Boo: Wha-
Lord Shyguy: Sixth sense. Your tattle info is “A massive creature made up of countless Boos. It attacks by breaking apart and sending out hundreds of Boos.”
Atomic Boo: How- Yes, it is.
Lord Shyguy: I'll stop.
Atomic Boo: Thanks.
Lord Shyguy: Next question! Are there multiple Atomic Boos?
Atomic Boo: We are made from combined totals of Boos, so, yes.
Bubby: Are you explosive?
Atomic Boo: Despite our names, no, we are not explosive.
Bubby: (holding a flamethrower) Darn it!
Lord Shyguy: When all of the Boos combine, can they split back apart, or are they permanently stuck?
Atomic Boo: The Boos can split up whenever they want.
Lord Shyguy: Interesting. I always wondered about that. Seat BLOWYOURHOUSEDOWN.
Huff ‘N Puff: Can you add to your size by combining with more Boos?
Atomic Boo: Yes, they can be added, but only if all tbe Boos break up first.
Bubby: Seat INEEDATAN.
Gloomba: Are Boos sensitive?
Atomic Boo: Well DUH! Atomic Boos aren't as sensitive as normal Boos though.
Lord Shyguy: Seat IAMLINKSGIRLFRIEND.
Zelda: Can two or more Atomic Boos combine?
Atomic Boo: I don't know, probably.
Lord Shyguy: Don't tell Bones. He'll kill us all if you do.
Bones: Don't tell me what?
Bubby: That Atomic Boos can combine.
Lord Shyguy: YOU IDIOT!!!
Bones: They can? Well in that case… I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!
Atomic Boo: Wow, good guess.
Lord Shyguy: Sixth sense. Before we all die, END TRANSMISSION!!!
(Everybody dies.)
Lord Shyguy: *sigh*
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