Wendy: Oh gosh. Dad, I'm out of lipstick!
Bowser: Tell your mother!
Wendy: Mommy! I'm out of lipstick!
Clawdia: Tell your father!
Wendy: >;o
Wendy goes to Clawdia's room to find her tangled in a Piranha Plant stem.
Wendy: What in the world?!
Larry: I'm sorry! My plant got outta control!
Wendy: I'm still out of lipstick!
Clawdia: Wendy, I told you to go to your father for that!
Wendy: He told me to go to you!
Clawdia, still tangled, goes to Bowser's room to find him playing Mario Kart 7 with the rest of the Koopalings.
Clawdia: What in the world?!
Bowser: Ahh! Don't scare me like that!
Morton: Woohoo! Second place! Number two! Dos! Number after one! Silver! *mph*
Lemmy: Aaaaaahhhh! *stomp, kick* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Lemmy jumps out of the window.
Wendy: What place did he come in?
Iggy: Last.
Clawdia: Is this the tomfoolery you do when your wife is in peril?!
Bowser: I didn't hear you scream!
Clawdia: Just see to what Wendy wants!
*Unbelievably hard obnoxious slam*
Bowser: What?
Wendy: I need more lipstick and I need-
Koopalings: *groan*
Wendy: Was anybody talking to you neuros?! I need you to drive me to the mall and get me some lipstick!
Bowser: Fine. When do you-
Wendy: Now!
Wendy pulls Bowser out.
Roy: Anyone up for a weightlifting contest?
(In ze car)
Bowser: Oh great! I'm on E! Well, looks like-
Wendy: Nuh uh! That meter is on F! Lies!
Bowser drives out, but hits a car in heavy traffic.
Koopa Troopa: Ahh! Who in the world hit me?!
Koopa Troopa gets out.
Koopa Troopa: Oh! Not you again!
Koopa Troopa gets in his car and drives off.
Bowser: Ooh! Looks like I have to take this car to the shop and fix that dent!
Wendy gets out of the car, looks at the front, then gets back in.
Wendy: Nuh uh! You have no dent! You put that spiky thing on your car!
Bowser: (Curses! Darn offer guy!) Well we're still in traffic so we'll be a little late!
Wendy: Nyah!
Bowser: Nyah!
(Several hours of traffic layta)
Wendy: Finally! We're here!
Bowser: Bleh. Come on, let's get this over with.
(In the mall)
Bowser: What in the world?! This place is dead empty!
Wendy: What?!
Guy: The mall is closed today due to a little boy with explosive diarrhea.
Bowser: (Iggy!)
Wendy: No! No! No! Nnnnnnnooooooooooowwwwwww!
Bowser: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yyyyyeeeeessssss!
Guy: Yep.
Bowser: Well we’d better go-
Wendy: No! There's another mall!
Guy: No there's not.
Wendy: Yes there is! Come on!
Bowser: Woah!!
(A few hours layta)
Bowser: See! I told you there were no other malls!
Wendy: *grunt* Fine! Just take me home!
Bowser: I thought you wanted lipstick!
Wendy: Lipstick doesn't want me, apparently!
Bowser: (Yay!) Ahem, okay then.
(At Castle Koopa)
Clawdia: Could you kids get up and do something constructive?
Lemmy: Okay.
Lemmy gets up and constructs a parallel line.
Lemmy: Done. Video gametime!
Clawdia: *sigh* That's not what I meant!
Roy: Hey! Chill out and go fetch me a soda.
*noise*
Roy: (hoarse) I'll go get it myself...
*noise*
Clawdia: What was that?
The family goes out to the living room to find Bowser crashed into the wall.
Morton: Wow! What a crash looks like that will be permanent so you might want to go to the garage about a block away on Turtle Avenue so you can fix the damage you just constructed to your car hey didn’t Mom say she was going to make wedding cake- *mmph*
Roy: I couldn’t find a sock.
Bowser: Uh, I can explain...
Clawdia: Then what happened?!
Bowser: It was Wendy! She kept swerving the car!
Iggy: You mean to tell me she was driving?
Bowser: No! She kept grabbing at the steering wheel!
Wendy: I wanted some French fries!
Bowser: Fries are unhealthy!
Wendy: Well tell healthy to go jump off a cliff!
Clawdia: Stop it right now!
Bowser: Make me!
*noise*
Lemmy: Weeeeellll... I'm bored. Imma go play a videogame.
Koopalings: Me too!
Clawdia: Wait, what about- *sigh* Here we go again.
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