Audience: *Clapping and Cheering*

Game Guy: Oh thank you, thank you. Oh no, stop. Oh no, you’re too kind. SHUT UP!

Audience: …

Game Guy: Hello and welcome to The Super Amazing Extraordinary Challenge Show, the show where fourteen contestants battle it out to win an amazing prize. Let’s meet the contestants.

Mario: I’m Mario and I once fell off the Empire State Building.

Luigi: I’m Luigi and I hate my stupid brother.

Peach: I’m Peach and I’m so beautiful.

Daisy: I’m Daisy and I hate Peach.

Toad: I’m Toad and I $^*&%@£ hate Peach too.

Yoshi: I’m Yoshi and I’m a cute green dinosaur.

Birdo: I’m Birdo and I’m in love with Yoshi.

Wario: I’m Wario and I love money.

Waluigi: I’m Waluigi and… nothing.

Merlee: I’m Merlee and I’m a charmer, but my dad, he was a farmer.

Cackletta: I’m Cackletta and I am EVIL.

Fawful: I’m Fawful and I am Mistress Cackletta’s servant.

Rosalina: I am Rosalina and I am the Mother of the Lumas.

E. Gadd: I’m E. Gadd and I am very clever.

Game Guy: Ok, here is how the game works. Each contestant must take a stick from the box. There are two sticks with colored tips. If you get a colored tip stick you are a team captain. Then the two captains must take turns picking members for their team. Then you will compete in a head to head challenge and the losing team will be eliminated. Then we will lose a contestant per round until we have found the winner! *gasp*

Everyone draws a stick. The two team captains are Mario and Fawful.

Game Guy: Ok guys, start choosing your team members.

Mario: Wario.

Wario: WHY?

Fawful: Cackletta.

Cackletta: Call me Mistress!

Mario: Merlee.

Merlee: Oh no why me, why must I be on a team with he?

Fawful: E. Gadd.

E. Gadd: Who could resist choosing me?

Mario: Peach.

Peach: Oh well. At least I wasn’t picked last.

Fawful: Rosalina.

Rosalina: I am glad to be chosen.

Mario: Yoshi.

Yoshi: We will win!

Fawful: Luigi.

Luigi: YESSS! I’m not on Mario’s team!

Mario: Birdo.

Birdo: As long as I am on Yoshi’s team I don’t care about anything else.

Fawful: Daisy.

Daisy: Oh Yeah! In your face, Peach!

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Toad: YESSS!

Waluigi: NOOOO!!

Game Guy: So we have our teams.

Team 1: 
Captain: Moronic Mario 
Second-in-Command: Weighty Wario 
Clever One: Bewildered Birdo 
Oldie: Magical Merlee 
Taunter: Yodeling Yoshi 
Beauty: Pink Peach 
Least Important: Wishing Waluigi 　 Team 2: 
Captain: Furious Fawful 
Second-in-Command: Cackling Cackletta 
Clever One: Einstein E. Gadd 
Oldie: Ravishing Rosalina 
Taunter: Lippy Luigi 
Beauty: Dashing Daisy 
Least important: Torpedo Toad

Yoshi: Or maybe we won’t.

Luigi: We are SOOO gonna win this!

Game Guy: Ok, the challenge is: Family Feud. We asked questions to 101 people. We will play three rounds. We are looking for the most popular answers. Ok, Mario and Fawful, our team captains, please step up to the podium.

They shake hands, but Mario shakes with his elbow.

Yoshi: Why…

Game Guy: Ok, one hand by your buzzer, one hand behind your back. We’re looking for the top 5 answers. We asked 101 people to name an unpopular Mario game.

BUZZ!

Mario: Super Mario 64!

An X appears on the screen.

Game Guy: Fawful?

Fawful: Mario’s Tennis?

Mario’s Tennis appears in the number 1 spot, worth 35 points.

Game Guy: Correct! Will you pass or play?

Fawful: Play!

Game Guy: Ok, Cackletta?

Cackletta: Mario Clash?

Mario Clash appears in the number 2 spot, worth 21 points.

Game Guy: E. Gadd?

E. Gadd: I deduce that an incredibly unpopular game was Virtual Boy Wario Land.

An X flashes on the screen.

E. Gadd: But it was!

Game Guy: The Virtual Boy wasn’t the only unpopular Nintendo console, you know! Rosalina?

Rosalina: Well, the Americanized SMB2 was pretty bad, so I’ll say that.

SMB2 appears in the number 4 spot, worth 10 points

Game Guy: Luigi?

Luigi: Super Mario Sunshine? That was bad because I wasn’t in it!

An X flashes on the screen.

Game Guy: One life left! Daisy?

Daisy: Mario Teaches Typing? That WAS a bad game.

Mario teaches typing appears in the number 3 spot, worth 16 points.

Game Guy: Ok, Toad, one life left and one more to get. Can you do it?

Toad: Mario Teaches Typing 2?

An X Flashes on the screen.

Game Guy: Three lives lost! Now Team 1 has a chance to steal! What do you think the fifth most popular answer was?

Mario: uuhhuhhuhuhuhuh…

Wario: Mario, say Paper Mario.

Mario: Super Paper Mario!

Wario: NOOO…

Super Paper Mario appears in the number 5 spot, worth 9 points.

Wario: …OOOO huh? Oh, ok. YEEEEESSS!!

Luigi: That’s not fair! We did all the work!

Yoshi: Of coarse it’s fair. WE BEAT YOU! HAHAHA!

Game Guy: Calm down, taunters, there are still 2 rounds to go. Ok, after the first round, Team 1 has 101 points and Team 2 has nothing. Cackletta and Wario, come and join us for the second round.

They step up to the podium.

Game Guy: Ok, we asked 100 people to name someone who you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

BUZZ! Wario buzzes in first.

Wario: Count Bleck.

An X flashes onscreen.

Wario: What? Rigged!

Game Guy: Cackletta, your turn.

Cackletta: Me, of course

Wario: Oh come on! Don’t be so vain! I mean, that is…

Cackletta appears in the number 1 spot, worth 50 points.

Wario: … Oh, forget it.

Game Guy: Nice! You can either pass or play.

Cackletta: Play, of course.

Game Guy: So, starting with you, E. Gadd. You guys have 50 points to start. Name someone who you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley.

E. Gadd: Well, I'd be pretty scared to meet King Boo, as he looked pretty scary from where I was standing.

Game Guy: Show me King Boo!

King Boo appears in the number 3 spot, worth 15 points.

Game Guy: Rosalina, your turn.

Rosalina: Bowser.

Bowser appears in the number 4 spot, worth 6 points.

Game Guy: All right, Luigi, you go.

Luigi: Well…

He sees Mario pulling his Barbie dolls apart.

Luigi: MARIO!!!

Game Guy: Show me Mario!

Luigi: No, wait, I…

Mario appears in the number 2 spot, worth 25 points

Luigi: … Oh, cool. Why is it that whenever we answer by mistake we are actually right?

Game Guy: *in a dark, evil voice* Luigi, never question the logic of fan fiction. *normal* Ok, Daisy?

Daisy: Tatanga. That awful alien kidnapped me for money! Who knows what he would do to me in a dark alley. Maybe h-

Game Guy: WOAH! Too much information! Anyway, show me Tatanga!

An X flashes on the screen.

Game Guy: So Toad, can you name a person?

Toad: I will say that it is the Master of Dimensions, Pleaser of Crowds, Dimento!

Game Guy: Don’t do that. Show me Dimento.

An X flashes on the screen.

Audience: What?

Game Guy: Enough what’s! I think it's safe to say that was a surprise. So, now it goes over to Team 1. To steal the points, you have to get who's in that number 5 spot.

Wario: After lots of discussion, we've collectively decided that it's-

Mario: It's-a me-

Wario shoves a turkey in Mario’s mouth.

Wario: Not this time! We have decided that it is the Shadow Queen.

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Game Guy: The tension is mounting. We will reveal in 
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The Shadow Queen appears in the number 5 spot, worth 4 points!

Game Guy: Congrats Team 1, YOU WON!

Team 1: YEES!

Luigi: No fair! We did all the work AGAIN!

Yoshi: Save it for the loser’s circle, loser!

Game Guy: Well Team 1, since you cannot be overtaken with just one round left to play, you have won Family Feud! Team 2, go and sit in the loser’s circle!

All of Team 2 sits down at the circular table with a circular wall around it.

E. Gadd: Well, this is embarrassing.

Daisy: Tell me about it. Why?

E. Gadd: Because I am a genius! I have never lost anything!

Daisy: Well you have now. Now shut up and watch.