Bowser was leaving for a much-needed vacation. His children were there waving goodbye as he jumped into his Clown Copter and took off for the beach. The Koopalings and Bowser Junior looked at each other.
Larry: Well, Dad is gone, and we have the whole place to ourselves, what do you want to do?
Lemmy: I say we throw a party!
Ludwig: Hey, you know the rules, no house parties while Father is away!
Lemmy: Rats, who made up that stupid rule, anyway?
Ludwig: I made up that “stupid” rule! I don't want to be held responsible for any messes that should occur during a house party.
Lemmy: Party pooper.
The kids walked off and did their own thing. Ludwig had planned to perform a symphony of his at the castle's auditorium, while Iggy and Lemmy were plotting something to get that house party they wanted. Iggy was explaining his plan to Lemmy.
Iggy: It's quite simple really, we'll build a robot that looks like Dad!
Lemmy: Yes, but Ludwig is smart, he'll figure it out, since Dad's not made of metal!
Iggy: Which is why the robot itself will be wearing a Bowser suit!
Lemmy: A Bowser suit, that's brilliant, Iggy! Those things are so realistic, not even I can tell!
Iggy and Lemmy spent a half hour building their robot. When they were done, they put it in a Bowser suit and turned it on.
Bowserbot: Greetings, I am Bowserbot 1.0, how may I serve you?
Iggy: First of all, take the “bot l.0” out of your name!
Robot Bowser: Okay then, I am Bowser.
Iggy: Yes, you are Bowser, and you are our father!
Suddenly the robot understood its mission.
Robot Bowser: You want me to tell Ludwig I am here and that it is okay to throw a house party, don't you?
Iggy: Yes! Now you're getting it!
Robot Bowser: Okay then, away I go.
While the Bowserbot was making his way to the auditorium, a random Toad came out of nowhere and threw a rock, hitting the bot on the head.
Toad: Ha ha, take that, Koopa!
Suddenly the robot went on the fritz and started screaming binary code. The Toad got scared and ran out of the castle. The robot continued on its way to the auditorium, only now it was on a different mode...
Robot Bowser: Embarrass my kids mode! Embarrass my kids mode!
Meanwhile, Ludwig was about to perform his symphony. He was about to play the first note when he heard something from behind the curtains, it was Lemmy.
Lemmy: Hey, Ludwig!
Ludwig: What do you want, can't you see I'm about ready to perform?
Lemmy: I just thought I would tell you that Dad has returned, so we can have that house party now!
Ludwig: Nice try, Lemmy, but I'm not going to believe you until I see him myself!
Lemmy left to find Iggy, who was inviting all the Koopas he knew.
Lemmy: The Bowserbot hasn't found his way to Ludwig yet!
Iggy: No matter, he'll find him in time for the party!
Lemmy: Are you sure about that?
Iggy: Oh yeah, I'm looking at my robot tracker and he should be there in three... two... one...
Ludwig played the first note of his symphony. It echoed throughout the auditorium. Suddenly he heard a beat. Everyone in the audience looked around. Before Ludwig knew it, the Bowserbot jumped out from behind the curtains wearing a backwards hat and carrying a boombox.
Robot Bowser: Yo, yo, what's up, Bowsa's in the house!
Ludwig screamed.
Ludwig: Father, what are you doing here, can't you see I'm about to perform a symphony?!
The Bowserbot started rapping.
Robot Bowser: So ya say you are playin' a symphony, but boy, it sure don't look like that to me! The sounds I hear, they no sounds at all, all Ima hearin' is mah downfall!
Ludwig: Hey!
Robot Bowser: You think this is bad, just wait 'til ya hear, I ain't no random Koopa, I'm his dad!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: That's what he says!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: Ain't what I heard!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: That's what he said!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: That ain't the word! What a symphony is is a pleasant sounding thing, that thing ain't nice, it don't suffice! I've heard better things come out of mice, mice who are scream'n 'cause they had lice!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: That's what he said!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: Get it through your head!
Ludwig: It's a symphony!
Robot Bowser: That ain't the word!
Audience: To the S, to the Y, to the M, to the P-
Robot Bowser: Ima gonna teach ya how to spell “symphony”!
Audience: To the H, to the O, to the N, and the E-
Ludwig: That's not how you spell “symphony!”
Robot Bowser: (speaking normally): Yes it is, or you're grounded! (rapping again) It's a symphony!
Ludwig: More like a rap!
Robot Bowser: It's a symphony!
Ludwig: Not what I heard!
Robot Bowser: It's a symphony!
Ludwig: That's not the word!
Robot Bowser: It's a symphony!
Ludwig: Don't be absurd!
Robot Bowser and Ludwig: It's a symphony!
The Bowserbot ended its song. The entire audience cheered. The Bowserbot bowed, while Ludwig face-palmed himself. After it bowed, the Bowserbot jumped off the stage and left through the back doors of the auditorium. Ludwig, full of rage and embarrassment, followed the bot. When they left the auditorium, Ludwig screamed at the robot.
Ludwig: Just what is your problem, Father? I thought you had left!
The Bowserbot said nothing, but its head kept spinning around in circles. Ludwig looked at it in disgust.
Ludwig: You really need that vacation!
Robot Bowser: Embarrass my kids mode! Embarrass my kids mode!
Ludwig became a bit disturbed.
Ludwig: Okay, that's it, I'll just have to help you pack myself!
Suddenly the crowd from the auditorium came out to see what all the fuss was about. The Bowserbot took a good look at them and started doing something unspeakably embarrassing! The Bowserbot grabbed Ludwig's conductor stick and stuck it up its nose.
Bowserbot: Oooo, look at me, I'm Ludwig, and I compose symphonies!
Ludwig: FATHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bowserbot: Look everyone, I'm DUDwig von Koopa, and I pick my nose!
Ludwig: FATHER, you are being incredibly immature!
Bowserbot: Duh, duh, DUH!
Ludwig covered his face and ran away. After all, who wouldn't be embarrassed to find out that their parent was way less mature than they were... like, big time!
Meanwhile, Iggy and Lemmy were having an awesome party in the lounge located in their castle. Lemmy was doing tricks for the Koopas at the party, while Iggy was the DJ. It was such a big party, even Bowser's other children were there!
Larry: Wow, this has got to be the most rock'n party this side of the castle!
Morton: Yeah, I'll say, house parties are so awesome, sweet, gnarly... gnarly? GNARLY!!!
Larry: And check out what Roy's doing over there!
Larry and Morton looked at Roy. He was dipping Bowser Junior in an oversized punch bowl. The rest of the Koopas were cheering him on. Suddenly the Bowserbot walked into the room.
Larry: Oh no, Dad's back!
Larry ran to Iggy.
Larry: Iggy, Iggy, Dad's back, he's going to kill us!
Iggy laughed.
Iggy: No, Larry, that's just a Bowserbot I built. Ludwig said he wouldn't allow a house party unless Dad was home, so I made this to fool him into thinking he was!
Larry: Whew, that's good, do you think he fell for it?
Iggy: Oh yeah!
As they were talking, the Bowserbot walked over to Lemmy, who was showing off his awesome one-handed handstand on his ball.
Bowserbot: Hello, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Hey, Bowserbot. Listen, could you move over for a sec, I'm trying to show off my one-handed handstand!
Bowserbot: Sure thing, my little Lemmy, my Lemmykins, my Lemmywemmy, my-
Lemmy: NOT IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE!!!
Bowserbot: But wait, I'm just getting to the good part!
The Bowserbot pulled out a photo album titled Embarrassing Photos of My Children.
Lemmy: Oh my gosh, just what are you planning on doing with that?!
The Bowserbot stepped up in front of Lemmy.
Bowserbot: Everyone, everyone, may I have your attention please!
Everyone in the room looked at the Bowserbot.
Bowserbot: My wittle Lemmywemmysnoofywoofypie wants to show you a cute wittle tricky wicky!
Lemmy: BOWSERB�
Bowserbot: But before my wittle Lemmywemmywoozysmoozykins shows you his wittle tricky wicky, I want to show you some cute, embarrassing photos of him!
Everyone looked on in awe as the Bowserbot pulled out a picture of Lemmy dressed as a pink bunny.
Bowserbot: This is a picture of Lemmy in his bunny pajamas! This picture was taken just last year!
Lemmy: YOU LIAR, THAT WAS LAST WEEK!!! D�oh!
The robot then pulled out a picture of Lemmy kissing a ball with a girly wig and lipstick on.
Bowserbot: This is a picture of Lemmy going on a date with his imaginary girlfriend!
Lemmy: SHE'S REAL, AND HER NAME'S BALLINA!!! � Whoops!
Bowserbot: Awww, my wittle Lemmywemmy is in lovey wovey!
Lemmy: No, it's not what you think, we're only friends! No, we're cousins! No, we're�
Lemmy then broke into tears and ran out of the room. Iggy laughed from the turntable.
Iggy: Wow, I can't believe Lemmy wears bunny pajamas! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Just then the Bowserbot came to the turntable.
Iggy: Oh Bowserbot, this has got to be the greatest party ever! Thank you so much for making this the best day ever!
Bowserbot: Don't mention it, Iggy! I also thank you for making this the best day ever!
Iggy: But you were only around for one day!
Bowserbot: Exactly! Now I will takeover for you and play the best song ever - yours!
Iggy: Wait, mine? I don't have my own song! Unless... No, not that!
It was too late, the Bowserbot took over and put another record on the turntable. It was Iggy's Dark Land Idol audition record! The song started playing.
Song (as tone-deafly as possible): I'm a pretty princess, I'm a pretty princess, I'm a pretty princess, and Roy is a unicorn! La! La! La! La! La! I'm a pretty princess and so is Ludwig! La! La! La! We are so pretty and Wendy is so ugly! La! La! La! I'M SO PRETTY!!! WHA HA HA HA HA! Me so pretty, me so pretty, me so pretty and Wendy is jealous! Ha! Ha! Ha! Morton is weird and so is Larry! They are so weird and Lemmy is not! Ha! Ha! Ha!
The Bowserbot did what passed, for him, as crying.
Bowserbot: Truly touching!
Everyone else laughed at Iggy. He was incredibly embarrassed, but didn't leave the room. The Bowserbot then walked over to the punch bowl where Roy was.
Robot Bowser: Hey Roy!
Roy saw the Bowserbot.
Roy: Er, um, hey, Dad, I thought you were gone! No hard feelings about this party, right?
Suddenly the Bowserbot took Roy's sunglasses from him.
Roy: Give those back, they make me look cool!
Robot Bowser: You want them, fat boy? Come on, jump for them!
Roy got so mad, he jumped for them, and landed on the end of the table with the punch bowl. The punch bowl flew off of the table and onto Iggy's head, while the punch itself landed on the Bowserbot!
Ludwig came into the room and found the Bowserbot.
Ludwig: Oh Father, no wonder you're so messed up, Lemmy threw his party regardless of your consent! I'm ashamed too!
Ludwig put his hand on the Bowserbot. Suddenly its eyes turned red and its head started spinning even quicker!
Robot Bowser: EXTREME EMBARRASSMENT MODE!!! WHA HA HA HA!!!
The Bowserbot grabbed Ludwig, put makeup on him, and put him in a Bo Peep dress and bonnet.
Ludwig: NOT AGAIN!!!
After that the Bowserbot got a hold of Roy and dressed him up like Wendy.
Roy: MY MANLINESS!!!
Iggy ran over to the Bowserbot.
Iggy: Bowserbot, I am your creator and I order you to stop!
The Bowserbot ceased for a moment, then grabbed Iggy, threw him on the ground, and somehow gave him a wedgie. (How that is possible is beyond me.) Wendy screamed, for she knew she was next. Ironically, when it was her turn, the Bowserbot did not do anything to her.
Robot Bowser: You're already in an embarrassing situation!
Wendy: What do you mean?
Bowserbot: That style is so 80's, and you wear the same outfit every day! And to think, you're the one who's crazy about style! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Wendy screamed and ran out of the room. The Bowserbot went to Morton. He tried to attack, but it was too strong! The Bowserbot scolded Morton and gave him a spanking for trying to hit his �father�. Next was Larry, who was smart enough to run out of the room. The Bowserbot chased after him all through the castle, though. Eventually Larry was cornered and wet himself, causing him to be REALLY embarrassed!
Now Bowser Junior was scared. He was the last Koopa left standing and he knew the Bowserbot would come for him next. Bowser Junior ran to Ludwig and Roy, some pretty girly-looking Koopas.
Bowser Junior: What do I do, man-ladies, what do I do?!
Ludwig had an idea.
Ludwig: Dress up as a girl, that way, the bot won't embarrass you!
Bowser Junior dressed up as a girl. The Bowserbot came into the room and looked at him.
Robot Bowser: You are in an embarrassing situation already! Wait, hold on...
The robot gets a camera and takes a picture, then gets out a laptop and posts the picture on the Internet.)
Robot Bowser: Okay, now you are in an embarrassing situation!
Since the Bowserbot had no one else to embarrass, it began to feel sad.
Bowserbot: Who do I embarrass now?!
Suddenly, Bowser Junior had an idea.
Bowser Junior: Hey, why don't you go to the Mushroom Kingdom and embarrass those people!
The Bowserbot thought it was a great idea and went away to the Mushroom Kingdom using its built-in rockets. Unfortunately, the force of the rockets caused the castle to cave in and the place was destroyed...
Two weeks later, Bowser came back from his vacation.
Bowser: Ah, that was a lovely vacation, I can't wait to see how my kids are doing!
Suddenly Bowser saw the wreck that was his castle, with his children standing in the middle of the rubble.
Bowser: Let me guess, Iggy and Lemmy threw another house party, didn't they?
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