Yoshi: Yoshi want snack!

Black Yoshi: Fo, you know we ain't got nothin to eat.

Yoshi: Yeah, oh wait! We still git Dorito Chip!

Black Yoshi: Dorito's?! Fo where dey at! Where dey at! I ain't playin!

Yoshi: Yoshi go grab Dorito chip!

Black Yoshi: No you too slow! I go get em!

Later...

Black Yoshi: Fo I got me the Dorito's!

Yoshi: Goodie! Yoshi turn on game!

Black Yoshi: Ooh fo gotta get me dem Trail Blazers!

*ring*

Yoshi: Hello?

Peach (over phone): Yoshi! Hi! Listen I need a favor. Gimme your Doritos.

Yoshi: But Yoshi enjoy Doritos right now!

Peach: I don't care! I need a bag of Doritos now!

Yoshi: Peachy-chun! Well dere Peachy-chun!

Peach: What?! Anyway, I'm coming over for the chips!

Yoshi: But I-

*booooooooooooop*

Mario (over phone) Hey Yoshi? Got any Dorito's?

Yoshi: Ya, but Black Yoshi an I enjoy chip now! Pwus Peach want them.

Mario: That's the point! She's using you! My party will beat her's though! I'm coming over!

*boooooooooooop*

Yoshi: Man!

Black Yoshi: Mmm! Mmm! Cheesy!

(Yoshi grabs the Dorito's.)

Black Yoshi: Aye fo! What you doin???

Yoshi: Peach an Mawio want Dowito chips!

Black Yoshi: I don't care fo! We had dem before they did!

Yoshi: But they on way ova here now!

Black Yoshi: Oh well! Tell em' to take dey behind on home!

Yoshi: *sigh* Now wat do I do?! *snap* I know! I'll go buy some! Tell them Yoshi went to store to buy some!

Black Yoshi: Yeah yeah, WOOOOOOO!!! Time for halftime pie!

At the store...

Yoshi: Snack aisle! Snack aisle!

(Yoshi grabs two bag-o-Dorito's.)

Yoshi: Yay! Pwobwem solved!

Meanwhile at the Yoshis’...

Black Yoshi: Mm! Dis some real good pie fo!

*ding dong*

Black Yoshi: Oh what now?

(Black Yoshi answers the door.)

Black Yoshi: Fo what you need? I'm tryin' to eat my pie!

Peach: Uh, I spoke with Yoshi over the phone, and he said he had some Dorito's for me.

Black Yoshi: (looks left and right) I don't got no Dorito's!

*door slams*

Black Yoshi: Phew!

*knock knock*

Black Yoshi: Blam!

Peach: Please, I need those Dorito chips Yoshi spoke about,

Black Yoshi: Look I dun tol' you I ain't got no Dorito's!

Peach: But there's a bag of-

???: CHEESE!!!

Peach: What the-

*bump*

Black Yoshi: Woo! Thank ya! She was giving me a hard time!

Mario: I need the Dorito's more!

Black Yoshi: Yoshi went to the store to get some more!

???: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Mario: AAAHH!

*whack*

Peach: He did what?!

TV: And here we are with the third quarter-

Black Yoshi: Sorry fo! That's my call!

Peach: But I-

*door slams*

Peach: Grrrr...

Meanwhile...

Yoshi: Gotta get home quick-

*lightning strike*

Yoshi: AAAHHH!!!

Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Yoshi: Please don't hurt me!

Bowser: Hurt you? Why would I wanna do that? I just want what's in the bag.

Yoshi: Dorito chips!

Bowser: Dorito's?! I don't eat those nasty chips.

Koopalings: But we do!

Wendy: It's only my favorite food besides candy!

*lightning strike*

Yoshi: Aaaahhh!!!

(Yoshi looks up to see that Bowser and the Koopalings are gone.)

Yoshi: Phew! Time to get home!

Meanwhile...

Peach: -I want them-

Mario: -no me you don't deserve-

Peach: -you already had enough cheese-

Mario: -party is lame-

Yoshi: I'm here with the Dorito's!

Both: Yay!

Yoshi: One for you! An one fo-

duh duh duuuh,

Yoshi: A bag is gone!

Mario: I want that one!

Peach: Ladies first!

Mario: That rule won't apply here!

*arguing*

Yoshi: Yoshi wonder where the other bag is- *snap* Bowser!

At Castle Koopa...

Bowser: All right Koops! Now to eat some-

(The lights go off.)

Iggy: POWER OUTAGE!!!

Wendy: GIMME THE DORITO'S!

Ludwig: WAIT NO!!!

(A rampage for the Dorito's breaks out. Lemmy grabs the bag of chips but cuts his foot on glasses.)

Lemmy: Ooowwwcchhhh!!!

Iggy: Aw crud, where'd my glasses go?

Iggy then grabs the bag of chips.

Iggy: I hope these are the chips...

Then he went to a room filled with mouse traps.

*snapping*

Iggy: Oww!!! OW!!!

Wendy: Heheheh!!! You fell in my trap! Now for my second favorite food!

Wendy went to her room to eat the chips, but was zapped by a laser.

Wendy: Ow! My bow!

Ludwig: Hahaha! Now ve shall see who vill eat the snack!

Karma: Hey Ludwig!

Ludwig: Karma!!! You just gave me away!

Karma: Well HELLO to you too!

Larry: Then that means I will take them!

This Koopaling ran down a hall but acid fell on his head.

Larry: AAAAHHHHH!!! My Mohawk! My beautiful blue Mohawk!

Morton: Hahahhahahaha! I just so had to steal this from my bbbbbbbbbig bbbbbbbbbbrother! The chips are mine-

*clonk*

Roy: Haha! I got the chips! I beat all you pansies! Now to eat my- What the?!

(A fake bag with a Bob-omb in it explodes in the face of the so-called winning Koopaling.)

Roy: Nuts!

Wario: Hahahaaa! I got you! Now they're mine! Wario Time!

Bowser: What are you doing in my castle?

Wario: I was never here!

Bowser: ...

Wario: Phew! I got the Dorito's! I don't like ‘em anyway.

(Wario throws the Dorito's away.)

Wario: Wario Time!

Back to the Yoshis…

Black Yoshi: 3,2,1!!! WWWOOOOOOO!!! Ah man! That was a good game! Aye, what's wrong with you, playa?

Yoshi: Today wasn't as good as Yoshi thought it wud be.

Black Yoshi: Where them chips end up anyway?

At Wario's house...

TV: And here we are with a 1-million coin winner, Koopby Rasenberry!

Koopby: Yes! I found this Dorito bag in a trash can and it had a check in it!

Wario: WHAT?! NO!!! THIS IS NOT WARIO TIME!!!