Narrator: Coming Soon...

Mario and Luigi appear in their full game outfits.

Narrator: MARIO THE MOVIE.

Mario: It’s-a me, Mario!

Luigi: And-a me, Luigi!

Narrator: Starring everyone's favorite plumbers trying to save Peach.

We see Peach being grabbed by Bowser.

Peach: Help me help me!

Bowser: I got you now! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Bowser grabs Peach and warps to his castle.

Then we see a clip of Mario and Luigi running, jumping, and going down pipes.

Narrator: TOGETHER MARIO AND LUIGI MUST SAVE PEACH FACING TERRIBLE ENEMIES!!!

Two VERY cute-looking and little Goombas walk randomly around!

Luigi: What-a do-a we-a do-a now-a, Mario?!

Mario: This-a!

Mario then jumps on the Goombas.

Narrator: ANOTHER TERRIFYING ENEMY CLEVERLY DIMINISHED!!!

Luigi: That was a close-a one!

Mario: You-a bet!

Mario then grabs the axe in the final level and breaks the connection to the bridge, making Bowser fall.

Narrator: And now that Mario has saved the girl of his dreams, what now?

We see Mario and Peach at the castle as Bowser pops in and grabs her.

Narrator: Oh boy.

The logo "Mario: The MOVIE" shows up.

Narrator: So don't forget to see the real movie fans have been asking for!!! See MARIO THE MOVIE!

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