Shy Guy: Hello, everyone! This is a Shy Guy Guide for the 10 reasons to hate a Goomba!

Goomba: I disapprove of this idea!

Shy Guy: So here they are! (Dang Goombas…)

1- Goomba's skin color is brown! Who wants something so dull?

Goomba: I didn't make me!

2- A Goomba is a weak enemy!

Goomba: Stronger than you!

3- Goomba size is soooo small!

Goomba: It's not my fault!

4- A Goomba has a naaaasty attitude! Always so mean!

Goomba: I can have a good attitude!

5- It has sharp teeth! Too bad they can't use ‘em!

Goomba: I can if I have to!

6- A Goomba smells like toilet paper! Eeeewwww!!!

Goomba: I hate you, Shy Guy!

7- Goomba diets only include vegetables! Losers! Everybody loves meat!

Goomba: I eat meat!

8- Goomba speed is always slow! They always lose at tag!

Goomba: I can't help it!

9- Goombas don't have arms! How do they take baths? No wonder they stink!

Goomba: Hey!

10- And Goombas don't work hard enough! So don't hire them!

Goomba: W- Aw forget it!

Shy Guy: So there you have it! 10 ways Goombas are lying, cheating. sneaky creatures!

Goomba: Hater!

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