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Pay Day
 
By Yellow Yoshi

Bowser: Ok everyone, line up for your paychecks. Goomba, you’re first.

Goomba: Oh goodie!

Bowser: Well, from your records you have been taking at attitude with all of my Koopalings, also have faked sick on certain days and are one of my slowest workers.

Goomba: Yeah! Yeah! Just get to the part where you tell me how much the Goomba department gets!

Bowser: How many Goombas are there?

Goomba: 137. Why?

Bowser: You get 137 coins then. One each.

Goomba: What?! 1 coin?! Man! You cheap fatty!

Bowser: Hey!

Goomba: I bet 99 percent of our paychecks is in your stomach!

Bowser: Do you want the coin or not?

Goomba: *mumble*

Bowser: Next!

Koopa Troopa: How much do we get?

Bowser: Let's see, doo doo doo doo, 137 coins each.

Koopa Troopa: Woo! Ya hear that, Goomba department? Our single is your total! Losers!

Goomba: Oh shut up!

Koopa Troopa: Boo Ya!

Bowser: Next!

Shy Guy: Well?

Bowser: Since you guys are my fastest workers-

Shy Guy: We’re your fastest because you threaten us to work hard.

Bowser: No I don't!

Shy Guy 7: Yeah, I heard that too-

Bowser: Um! Ahem! Your total is 500 coins each.

Guys: YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Koopas: Aw man!

Goombas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Shy Guy: Ya heard THAT?! We doubled yo score! Ha!

Koopa Troopa: Shut up!

Goombas: What is this, Monopoly?!

Shy Guy: And we 499-droopled your score! Ha!

Goomba: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shy Guy: Pathetic slowpokes!

Goomba 47: I didn't shave!

Koopa Troopa 99: Where are my underpants?!

Shy Guy 21: Yeah, buddy! Beat that!

Bowser: Oh, this is funny!

Goomba 12: We have no money!

Koopa Troopa 37: Help us! I hate second!

Bowser: Oooooh! My popcorn!

Goomba: 72: What can I do with 1 coin?!

Shy Guy 6: Get a job!

Koopa Troopa 50: 237 coins isn't bad!

All the Koopa Troopas stop.

Koopa Troopa 50: What?

Koopa Troopa 1: We’re second! Attack that carefree Koopa!

Koopa Troopa 50: AAAAAHHHH!!!

The fighting, panicking, and gloating go on for an hour. Then a Shy Guy is hit with a fire stick and catches fire.

Shy Guy: AAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!! AAAHHHHH!!!

The Shy Guy dies.

Other Shy Guys: *gasp*

Shy Guy: Who threw it?! Who's a hater?!

Random Goomba: He ain't gloatin’ now, is he?

Shy Guy: WHO THREW IT?!

Another stick is thrown.

Shy Guy: AAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Guy dies.

Bowser: Who is killing Shy Guys?!

Goomba: Fat cheepstake.

A stick is thrown at Bowser. He ducks, but it makes the room catch fire.

All: AAAAAAAHHAHHAHHHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

The throne room catches on fire.

A month later...

Bowser: Pay Day!

Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

The End

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