Bowser: Ok everyone, line up for your paychecks. Goomba, you’re first.
Goomba: Oh goodie!
Bowser: Well, from your records you have been taking at attitude with all of my Koopalings, also have faked sick on certain days and are one of my slowest workers.
Goomba: Yeah! Yeah! Just get to the part where you tell me how much the Goomba department gets!
Bowser: How many Goombas are there?
Goomba: 137. Why?
Bowser: You get 137 coins then. One each.
Goomba: What?! 1 coin?! Man! You cheap fatty!
Bowser: Hey!
Goomba: I bet 99 percent of our paychecks is in your stomach!
Bowser: Do you want the coin or not?
Goomba: *mumble*
Bowser: Next!
Koopa Troopa: How much do we get?
Bowser: Let's see, doo doo doo doo, 137 coins each.
Koopa Troopa: Woo! Ya hear that, Goomba department? Our single is your total! Losers!
Goomba: Oh shut up!
Koopa Troopa: Boo Ya!
Bowser: Next!
Shy Guy: Well?
Bowser: Since you guys are my fastest workers-
Shy Guy: We’re your fastest because you threaten us to work hard.
Bowser: No I don't!
Shy Guy 7: Yeah, I heard that too-
Bowser: Um! Ahem! Your total is 500 coins each.
Guys: YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Koopas: Aw man!
Goombas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shy Guy: Ya heard THAT?! We doubled yo score! Ha!
Koopa Troopa: Shut up!
Goombas: What is this, Monopoly?!
Shy Guy: And we 499-droopled your score! Ha!
Goomba: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shy Guy: Pathetic slowpokes!
Goomba 47: I didn't shave!
Koopa Troopa 99: Where are my underpants?!
Shy Guy 21: Yeah, buddy! Beat that!
Bowser: Oh, this is funny!
Goomba 12: We have no money!
Koopa Troopa 37: Help us! I hate second!
Bowser: Oooooh! My popcorn!
Goomba: 72: What can I do with 1 coin?!
Shy Guy 6: Get a job!
Koopa Troopa 50: 237 coins isn't bad!
All the Koopa Troopas stop.
Koopa Troopa 50: What?
Koopa Troopa 1: We’re second! Attack that carefree Koopa!
Koopa Troopa 50: AAAAAHHHH!!!
The fighting, panicking, and gloating go on for an hour. Then a Shy Guy is hit with a fire stick and catches fire.
Shy Guy: AAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!! AAAHHHHH!!!
The Shy Guy dies.
Other Shy Guys: *gasp*
Shy Guy: Who threw it?! Who's a hater?!
Random Goomba: He ain't gloatin’ now, is he?
Shy Guy: WHO THREW IT?!
Another stick is thrown.
Shy Guy: AAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Guy dies.
Bowser: Who is killing Shy Guys?!
Goomba: Fat cheepstake.
A stick is thrown at Bowser. He ducks, but it makes the room catch fire.
All: AAAAAAAHHAHHAHHHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The throne room catches on fire.
A month later...
Bowser: Pay Day!
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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