Ludwig Von Koopa was busy thinking of new inventions to prove his genius.Lemmy Koopa was once again balancing on his circus ball.Roy Koopa was working out by lifting weights and punching a sandbag with Iggy and Larry's faces on it.Wendy O. Koopa was putting on more makeup (not that you can tell).Iggy Koopa was trying to think up an idea to beat the Mario Bros. and impress his father.Moron- I mean, Morton Koopa Jr. was reading his dictionary to learn more words for his terribly long speeches.Last and most likely least, Larry Koopa was tending to his many gardens.
All of a sudden in Morton's room a bomb breaks through his window.
Morton: Hey! What is going on? What is this Bob-omb doing in my room? It even broke my window and that makes me mad, angry, upset, stressed...
Bob-omb: Will you just shut up already ?!
Moron: ... Hey wait, the author spelled my name wrong twice!
Bob-omb: Seeing what it says makes sense.
Morton: >:(
Bob-omb: Anyways, I have a message for Bowser.
Morton: Give it to me and I'll take it to my amazing, awesome, evil...
Bob-omb: JUST TAKE IT SO I CAN GO!!!
Morton: *gulp*
Morton then takes the note and the Bob-omb leaves, happy to get away from him. Morton quickly heads in the throne room to give Bowser the message.
Bowser: What do you want, Morton?
Morton: See, observe, examine, look at...
Bowser: I get it! Just show me what it is.
Morton hands the message over and Bowser begins reading it.
A few minutes later…
Bowser: Koopalings! Meeting, now!
All the Koopalings are soon inside the throne room.
Ludwig: Please make this quick. I found a cure for all Koopa diseases and if left untended it could...
BOOM!!!
Ludwig: ...explode.
Bowser: May I go on?
Ludwig: Yes, carry on.
Bowser: Now kids, for some reason we received a message from the Wario Bros.
Larry: And we care why?
Bowser: Because they want to takeover the castle.
Lemmy: Why would they tell us ahead of time?
Bowser: I don't know.
Roy: Then let’s go pummel those two dopes.
Bowser: I like your attitude. Now everyone...
BOOM! A big boulder lands on Bowser.
Bowser: The... pain…
Ludwig: Um, I forgot to mention that I was working on exploding boulders. *gulp*
Bowser: Ludwig! When... this is... over you are going... to the DUNGEON!!! Just great... Now I need… to visit… Dr. Koopa. Not to mention the cost for the castle damage.
Iggy: Well as long as we have castle insurance it'll be fine.
Bowser: Castle insurance? Now you tell me. Anyway, while I'm gone you kids take care of the fatty and his brother.
Larry: Are they even actually related?
Bowser: How should I know?
Wendy: This is stupid. I don't wanna fight!
Bowser: Then you can join Ludwig in the dungeon.
Wendy: On second thought, I'll fight.
Bowser: Better. Now I should be back at three ‘o clock. Someone call for an ambulance ship.
A few minutes pass and a doomship carries Bowser off to the Dark Land Hospital.
Lemmy: I have an awesome idea, let’s rig a bunch of traps to get rid of the Wario Bros.
Roy: Not a bad idea. Let’s hurry up.
Meanwhile...
Wario: Ah!. There's the castle.
Waluigi: But I'm afraid of castles…
Wario: Think of it this way. If we win we'll be just as good as Mario and Luigi. Maybe even better.
Waluigi: That does sound great.
Wario: Then pick up the pace! The Koopas are waiting.
Waluigi: I'm afraid of Koopas.
Wario facepalms.
Back at the castle…
Lemmy: All right… Everyone ready? Iggy, you remember what you have to do, right?
Iggy: Yep! Lure them into the traps.
Knock Knock Knock!
Lemmy: All right! Positions, everyone!
Iggy answers the door.
Wario: Hello, shrimp.
Iggy: Nyaaaaaaaaaa. *sticks out tongue*
Wario: Why you little reptile! No one insults the great Wario!
Iggy: I just did!
Wario: That's it! After him!
Iggy then dashes away to lure the Wario Bros. into the traps. Right when they enter Roy released a rope and a giant log is sent swinging toward Waluigi, barely missing.
Waluigi: Waaahhh! I'm afraid of giant logs!
Roy: What?! How did that miss?!
Iggy continues to be chased by Wario and Waluigi until Lemmy uses his Freeze Gun on Wario.
Waluigi: Oh no! Wario!
Wario's frozen body slides onto a trap door and lands in a pool full of electric eels and jellyfish.
Wario: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
The shocks are so powerful that the ice shatters, leaving Wario unconscious as he continues to get shocked. Walugi somehow continues to chase Iggy regardless of how scared he is.
Iggy: Ludwig, now!
Ludwig: Have a blast from my Fear Machine!
Ludwig turns on his machine and Waluigi sees illusions of his deepest fears.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
The machine’s battery quickly drains and shuts down.
Ludwig: Blast this infernal contraption.
Waluigi calms down. But before he does his screams of terror revive Wario, who gets out of the electric pool.
Wario: There you are. Come on, we have to find those Koopas.
Waluigi: Now to figure out where they’re hiding.
???: I can help you out with that.
Wario: Hey thanks, that would help a... WAIT! You're that Koopa we were chasing!
Iggy: Wow, you guys sure are dumb.
Wario: Get back here, you little runt!
Once again Iggy leads Wario and Waluigi into a trap. Iggy runs to a narrow hallway with a wall at the end. Right before hitting the wall Iggy quickly put on a Boo Sheet and goes straight through the wall. Wario and Waluigi stupidly run into it.
Wario: Ow.
Waluigi: I have an idea. Let’s leave.
Wario: Agreed.
However, another wall comes down, trapping them where they are. The Wario Bros. suddenly hear Morton going on and on through one of his speeches.
Morton: ...therefore proving how delicious WEDDING CAKE is…
Wario: My ears! They’re bleeding!
Suddenly the floor bursts and the two fall down to the basement, where Larry is waiting.
Larry: We hope you enjoyed your stay. Piranha Plants, sic ‘em.
A bunch of Piranha Plants chase Wario and Waluigi out of the castle, leaving bite marks on the two.
Wario: We’ll never do that ever again!
Waluigi: It was too scary!
Koopalings: And stay out!
Roy returns to his trap.
Roy: How come it missed?
Roy resets the trap and then releases it, but then...
Bowser: Kids! I'm back!
Roy: Wait King Dad!
Bowser: Wha... Oh crud.
BAM!!!
Bowser: *groans* ROY!!!
Roy: *gulp*
Bowser: YOU AND LUDWIG ARE GOING TO THE DUNGEON NOW!!!
Ludwig: (whispering to Roy) I have a way to avoid the dungeon, but you are going to owe me big.
Bowser: WELL GET GOING!!!
Ludwig and Roy pretend to go to the dungeon but send two robots to take their place as they go to their rooms instead.
Ludwig: Now to repair my lab. *sigh* Again.
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