Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Do It Your Own Stinkin’ Self!

Toad: Today we're-

Luigi: Shut up! Today we're going to-

Suddenly the wall explodes. Waluigi is standing there with a Bob-omb.

Waluigi: Waluigi is sick of your show! Waluigi wants his own show! Now off Waluigi's show!

Waluigi throws a Bob-omb, and Luigi and most of his Toad Staff run off. Some get killed in the explosion. Waluigi walks onto the set.

Waluigi: Anyway, WALUIGI TIME !

Waluigi runs around and turns the set into a shed.

Waluigi: Welcome to Waluigi's Handyman Show! In episode one Waluigi will teach how to... drum roll please!

Waluigi whacks the table with a hammer multiple times.

Waluigi: Turn a pair of pants into a Goomba trap!

Waluigi presses a button to make an audience applaud.

Waluigi: First we need a pair of pants! Since a pair of pants is for sissies, we'll use this!

Waluigi pulls out pants made of poison ivy leaves.

Waluigi: I got it on sale! Next we need some radioactive waste!

Waluigi goes to a nearby bathroom and gets out some radioactive waste.

Waluigi: Now we spill it on this...

He does so, and the leaves mutates into a monster.

Waluigi: Now we place it near some innocent Goomba.

Waluigi puts the monster near Goomba King's castle.

Waluigi: Now we wait!

One hour later...

A Goomba walks over to the mutation

Goomba: What are you-

Suddenly the monster gobbles down the Goomba. Waluigi is laughing from behind a bush.

Waluigi: Oh yeah! Waluigi Time! ... *ahem* However, most people don't have radioactive waste. So we have to improvise.

Waluigi takes out a pair of his own pants.

Waluigi: First, you need a pair of pants. Then you need a dryer.

Waluigi pulls out a dryer.

A random Goomba walks over.

Goomba: And how is this supposed to trap us Goombas?

Waluigi: Like this!

Waluigi stuffs the pants over the Goomba, tying the pant legs in a big knot.

Waluigi: Waluigi the winner! ... However, you people may be fat, so here's something you can do.

Waluigi pulls out a pair of Wario's pants, and another dryer.

Waluigi: First, put the dryer into your pants with the door facing out.

Waluigi manages to squeeze the entire thing into Wario's pants.

Waluigi: Next you need a welcome mat.

Waluigi takes out a welcome mat and places it around the dryer.

Waluigi: Next, you need a Bob-omb.

Waluigi lights a Bob-omb and places it in the pants.

Waluigi: If Luigi can get away with doing this stuff, so can Waluigi.

The Bob-omb explodes, sending everything to smithereens. A Goomba walks over.

Goomba: Ha ha! What a loser!

Suddenly a cage hanging from the ceiling falls down on the Goomba, trapping him. Waluigi gets up.

Waluigi: And that's how you turn a pair of pants into a Goomba trap. This is Waluigi saying, if it ain't working, you're not trying.