After kidnapping Peach, Bowser Jr. got beaten in World 1 Tower, then his dad Bowser (of course) died from sinking into lava. As an added precaution, Bowser Jr. went to inspect all the castles quickly. He had no problem with all the other fortresses except Monty Mole's. He went to Monty to talk about it.
Bowser Jr: Hey, Monty.
Monty Mole: What is it? I don't have all day, and neither do you.
Bowser Jr: I've got a question. Your castle looks great-
Monty Mole: Yep!
Monty Mole gets smacked in the face by Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr: Don't interrupt me! Here's the question. Just WHY are you using living Koopas as guards?
Monty Mole: Well, I hate Dry Bones, ya know? They're creepy.
Bowser Jr: But they are highly resilient and expendable! Are you nuts, Monty? Dry Bones have nothing to lose, on top of that!
Monty Mole: But they are just completely creepy-looking! They don't even have real eyes!
Monty Mole gets slapped again.
Bowser Jr: Papa is one of them right now, you idiot! At least make my life easier by having more resilient guards! All I need is for you people to at least slow down Mario enough so I can bring Papa back to life!
Monty Mole: Does it look like I care?
Monty Mole stuffs Bowser Jr. into one of his tank's cannons and sends him flying back to World 2.
Monty Mole: Finally… I can relax.
A Dry Bones walks in, looking for a job as a guard.
Dry Bones: Hey, are there any open spots in this castle?
Monty Mole: NO! I HATE DEAD PEOPLE! GET OUT!
Dry Bones: Fine... but don't blame me if you get smoked out by Mario for not choosing better guards, ‘cause-
Dry Bones gets blasted into pieces by one of Monty Mole's Bill Blasters, and his bones get swept into a nearby lava hole.
Monty Mole: You talk too much for a dead guy.
Later, Mario reaches Monty Mole after senselessly killing all the Koopas in the castle.
Monty Mole: Mario? How did you get in here?
Mario: Easily. Now give me your cupcake or die.
Monty Mole: Cupcake? Don't you mean-
Mario: NO! I MEAN CUPCAKE!
Monty Mole: Okay then... No.
Mario: That's not fair! I'll just make you go boom like everyone else and get your cupcake!
Mario badly beats Monty Mole, who then explodes, and gets the key.
Mario: Woohoo! Got the golden cupcake!
The door requiring the key opens in front of him, and Mario heads on to World 8 to rescue Peach so she will kiss him. Meanwhile, Monty Mole is now just an animated skeleton like Dry Bones.
Dry Bones: Told you that you might end up like me. Shoulda hired me and my friends.
Monty Mole: ... Shut up.
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