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Mario Goes to the Dentist
 
By Fred the Mole

One day, Mario is eating a bowl of light bulbs when suddenly, his tooth cracks.

Mario: OWWWWWWIE!

Mario runs to Luigi.

Mario: Luigi! I have an owie!

Luigi: Let’s see… Mario, it looks as though you cracked your tooth

Mario: Give it to me straight, Luigi. Am I going to live?

Luigi: Mario, you just chipped your tooth.

Mario: I KNEW IT! I’M GOING TO DIE!

Mario runs through the front door and comes back 2 minutes later bearing a coffin and a hunk of cheese

Mario: When I die, please burry me in this coffin and with this hunk of cheese.

Luigi: Mario, you’re not going to die.

Mario: DON’T GIVE ME YOUR LIES! I KNOW IT’S COMING!

Luigi: Come, Mario, I’ll take you to the dentist.

Mario: YOU THINK THAT CAN EASE THE PAIN?! I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGET THAT- Hey, look! A puppy!

Mario runs up to a fire hydrant and hugs it.

The next day, Luigi brings Mario to Dr. Cuddly Pants’s dental office. They go into the waiting room.

Mario: Mommy! I wanna pony!

Luigi: Now that we’re here, we’ll wait in the waiting room.

Mario: Okey dokey, artichokey.

Mario and Luigi wait in the waiting room for who knows how long while Mario screams at little kids.

Receptionist: Mario, Dr. Cuddly Pants will see you now.

Mario: Yay! I get to dance like a mango!

Mario dances like a mango while he walks into the dentist’s office. Inside is a Mushroomer in a lab coat.

Dr. Cuddly Pants: Hello, Mario. I heard you chipped your tooth.

Mario: *GASP!* HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Dr. Cuddly Pants: Luigi called me on the phone.

Mario: I knew he was working against me! I shall have him KILLED!

Dr. Cuddly Pants: Now now, Mario. First I will take an X-ray of your mouth.

Dr. Cuddl- ok, DCP takes the X-ray. He shows it to Mario.

Mario: I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE! I’M ALREADY A SKELETON!!!

DCP: Mario, I’ll give you a sticker if you stop yelling.

Mario: *Gasp* OK OK OK OK OK!!!

Mario stops yelling while DCP looks at the X-ray.

Mario: What’s that pencil thing?

Mario runs up to the tooth-scraping thing and starts “drawing” on the wall.

DCP: STOP! YOU’RE GOING TO CHIP THE WALLS!

Mario: Look at my picture, Mommy!

The wall that Mario drew on falls over.

Mario: Whoops.

DCP: The X-ray looks fine. It’s just chipped a bit at the top. I’ll just have to use a little filling. I will have to give you a bit of novacane.

Mario: Will it taste like meatloaf?

DCP: Um… Maybe. Now stay still…

DCP gives Mario the novacane and he screams so loud that everyone on Plit can hear it.

DCP: I forgot to mention that would hurt a bit.

Mario: YOU SAID IT WOULD TASTE LIKE MEATLOAF!!!

DCP: It only tastes like meatloaf when you close your eyes and shout Hukalashimi!

Mario: Oh. It’s too bad I didn’t do that.

DCP: Yes it is. Now I can give you the filling without it hurting.

Mario: Ok.

DCP fills Mario’s chipped tooth.

DPC: There. Was that too bad?

Mario: I guess not.

DCP: There. My bill is 2,125,981,320,53,816,111,538,18-

Before DCP can finish, Mario is spinning around as fast as he can in the chair.

Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mario then flies off the chair and out of the dentist office. He lands in his house.

DCP: Dang it! How is he going to pay now?

Luigi walks into DCP’s office.

Luigi: Is Mario done yet?

DCP: Yeah, but um… His bill is 2,125,981,320,53,816,111,538,186 coins.

Luigi: *grumble grumble* Fine.

Luigi hands over all of the money.

DCP: Have a nice day!

Luigi: Too late.

Luigi walks back to his house and sees Mario eating a bowl of wood.

Luigi: MARIO, DON’T EAT THAT! YOU’LL CHIP YOUR TOOTH AGAIN!!!

Mario: Don’t worry, Luigi. I’m being extra careful.

Mario continues to eat the wood, until…

Mario: OW! I GOT A SPLINTER! LUIGI! TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR!

Luigi faints.

THE END

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