One day, Mario is eating a bowl of light bulbs when suddenly, his tooth cracks.
Mario: OWWWWWWIE!
Mario runs to Luigi.
Mario: Luigi! I have an owie!
Luigi: Let’s see… Mario, it looks as though you cracked your tooth
Mario: Give it to me straight, Luigi. Am I going to live?
Luigi: Mario, you just chipped your tooth.
Mario: I KNEW IT! I’M GOING TO DIE!
Mario runs through the front door and comes back 2 minutes later bearing a coffin and a hunk of cheese
Mario: When I die, please burry me in this coffin and with this hunk of cheese.
Luigi: Mario, you’re not going to die.
Mario: DON’T GIVE ME YOUR LIES! I KNOW IT’S COMING!
Luigi: Come, Mario, I’ll take you to the dentist.
Mario: YOU THINK THAT CAN EASE THE PAIN?! I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGET THAT- Hey, look! A puppy!
Mario runs up to a fire hydrant and hugs it.
The next day, Luigi brings Mario to Dr. Cuddly Pants’s dental office. They go into the waiting room.
Mario: Mommy! I wanna pony!
Luigi: Now that we’re here, we’ll wait in the waiting room.
Mario: Okey dokey, artichokey.
Mario and Luigi wait in the waiting room for who knows how long while Mario screams at little kids.
Receptionist: Mario, Dr. Cuddly Pants will see you now.
Mario: Yay! I get to dance like a mango!
Mario dances like a mango while he walks into the dentist’s office. Inside is a Mushroomer in a lab coat.
Dr. Cuddly Pants: Hello, Mario. I heard you chipped your tooth.
Mario: *GASP!* HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Dr. Cuddly Pants: Luigi called me on the phone.
Mario: I knew he was working against me! I shall have him KILLED!
Dr. Cuddly Pants: Now now, Mario. First I will take an X-ray of your mouth.
Dr. Cuddl- ok, DCP takes the X-ray. He shows it to Mario.
Mario: I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE! I’M ALREADY A SKELETON!!!
DCP: Mario, I’ll give you a sticker if you stop yelling.
Mario: *Gasp* OK OK OK OK OK!!!
Mario stops yelling while DCP looks at the X-ray.
Mario: What’s that pencil thing?
Mario runs up to the tooth-scraping thing and starts “drawing” on the wall.
DCP: STOP! YOU’RE GOING TO CHIP THE WALLS!
Mario: Look at my picture, Mommy!
The wall that Mario drew on falls over.
Mario: Whoops.
DCP: The X-ray looks fine. It’s just chipped a bit at the top. I’ll just have to use a little filling. I will have to give you a bit of novacane.
Mario: Will it taste like meatloaf?
DCP: Um… Maybe. Now stay still…
DCP gives Mario the novacane and he screams so loud that everyone on Plit can hear it.
DCP: I forgot to mention that would hurt a bit.
Mario: YOU SAID IT WOULD TASTE LIKE MEATLOAF!!!
DCP: It only tastes like meatloaf when you close your eyes and shout Hukalashimi!
Mario: Oh. It’s too bad I didn’t do that.
DCP: Yes it is. Now I can give you the filling without it hurting.
Mario: Ok.
DCP fills Mario’s chipped tooth.
DPC: There. Was that too bad?
Mario: I guess not.
DCP: There. My bill is 2,125,981,320,53,816,111,538,18-
Before DCP can finish, Mario is spinning around as fast as he can in the chair.
Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mario then flies off the chair and out of the dentist office. He lands in his house.
DCP: Dang it! How is he going to pay now?
Luigi walks into DCP’s office.
Luigi: Is Mario done yet?
DCP: Yeah, but um… His bill is 2,125,981,320,53,816,111,538,186 coins.
Luigi: *grumble grumble* Fine.
Luigi hands over all of the money.
DCP: Have a nice day!
Luigi: Too late.
Luigi walks back to his house and sees Mario eating a bowl of wood.
Luigi: MARIO, DON’T EAT THAT! YOU’LL CHIP YOUR TOOTH AGAIN!!!
Mario: Don’t worry, Luigi. I’m being extra careful.
Mario continues to eat the wood, until…
Mario: OW! I GOT A SPLINTER! LUIGI! TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR!
Luigi faints.
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