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Luigi’s Mansion Bloopers
 
By Fred the Mole

Scene: Foyer-take 1

Luigi has just tried to open the door to the Parlor. He goes back down the stairs and the ghost blob comes in holding the key.

Luigi: AH!!! A GHOST!!!

Luigi runs through all of the walls of the mansion until he is outside.

Ghost: Come on! You were supposed to take the key! *sigh* CUT!

Scene: Wardrobe Room-take 4

Luigi has just finished sucking up all of the ghosts in plain sight.

Luigi: Hm, there are no more ghosts in the room, but the lights didn’t turn on. Let’s check in the wardrobes.

Luigi opens the wardrobe on the far left and…

Luigi: King Boo?

King Boo: Now you will face my wrath!

Luigi: You’re supposed to be in that weird underground thing right now.

King Boo: Oh, whoops!

Luigi: CUT!

Scene: Nursery-take 10

Luigi has just thrown the ball at Chauncey.

Chauncey: Why must you be bigger than me? Grow small! Wee gah gah goo gah geeeeeeeeee!

Instead of getting smaller, Luigi grows to the size of the mansion.

Chauncey: Oops. I must have used the wrong spell.

Luigi: AHHHHH!!! CUT!!!

Scene: Ballroom-take 25

Luigi had just sucked up all of the Shy Ghosts and now…

Luigi: Hey, where are the Floating Whirlindas?

Meanwhile…

Whirlinda Boy: Got any 3s?

Whirlinda Girl: Go fish.

Luigi: Cutcutcutcutcut!!!

Scene: Washroom-take 57

Luigi has finally got into the washroom and sees the Toad crying.

Luigi: What’s wrong?

Toad: I flushed something really important down the toilet!

Luigi: Don’t worry about it.

Toad: You’re right!

The room lights up.

Luigi: I wonder what he did flush down the toilet…

Luigi opens the toilet and out pops a tuna sandwich

Toad: Yay! You got it back!

Luigi: CUT!!!

Scene: E. Gadd’s Lab-take 89

E. Gadd has just finished turning the Area 2 ghosts into paintings.

Luigi: I wonder how this thing works. I don’t think E. Gadd would mind if I took a quick peek.

E. Gadd: Luigi! Wait!

Luigi looks into the machine, but gets sucked in.

Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Luigi goes through the entire process and comes out as a picture

Luigi: Help!

E. Gadd: I tried to tell you, yes I did, but did you listen? Oh, no. You had to find out on your own that-

Luigi: Stop quoting Brainy Smurf and help me!

E. Gadd: CUT!

Scene: Twins room-take 106

Luigi is playing hide-and-seek with the twins. He opens a box and it is empty. But the twins don’t come out.

Luigi: Hey? Where are they?

Luigi opens every box and they are all empty.

Luigi: What the…

Then he sees a note on the desk.

Out to lunch. Be back soon.

For the love of… CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Scene: Boss Battle 3-take 142

Luigi just got Boolossus to run into the unicorn horn, but nothing happens.

Luigi: Um…

Boolossus: Muahaha! I have dulled the unicorn spikes so that I cannot be hurt!

Luigi: Hey! That’s cheating >=(! CUT!

Boolossus: Oh, darn.

Scene: Telephone Room-take 160

Telephone: Ring, Ring!

Luigi: Hello?

Mushroomer: Hello, can I order six pepperoni pizzas and a diet-

Luigi: I’m sorry; you must have the wrong number.

Luigi hangs up.

Luigi: o_0 Do I even have to say it?

Scene: Breaker Room-take 182

Luigi: I guess I should flip that switch.

Luigi goes up to the switch to turn it on, but gets electrocuted instead.

Luigi: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

King Boo: Oops. I guess I should have fixed that.

Luigi: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-

King Boo: CUT!

Scene: Final Battle-take 206

Luigi has knocked the Bowser head off the machine, but King Boo has just gone back in and put the head on backward. He starts running around like crazy.

About an hour later…

The Bowser machine is still running around with the head on backward.

Luigi: Hey! You should have fixed it by now!

King Boo: It’s stuck! Help! CUT!

Party after making the game

Luigi: I’m glad that’s over. It was spooky.

E. Gadd: I’m just glad to get some free time.

Toad from the washroom: I’m just happy to get my tuna sandwich back!

Luigi: You do realize that’s been in the toilet?

Toad: o_O *Barf*

Luigi: *sigh* END TRANSMISSION!

The End

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