One day at the Mario’s house, Mario is extremely bored.
Mario: Hey Luigi! Let's-a dig up my old-a time machine!
Luigi: That's a good-a idea.
Mario: I'll-a go first.
Luigi: Okay.
Mario steps in, closes the door, and presses random buttons. He happens to spell out "Whacked-out future". The machine starts to shake, gas sputters out of its air pipes, green and orange lights flash, and with a blinding flash of light, it is all over and Luigi is just sitting there.
Luigi: Mario, wherever you are-a, good luck-a.
With Mario…
Mario: I-a wonder where I am-a.
Mario slowly steps out of the time machine to see that he is right back where he started, in his house. But it is in ruins.
Mario: What-a the?
Mario walks out of his house and sees Toad Town, but it is crawling with Koopatrols in police cars with a Bowser emblem on them.
Mario: Holy-a…
Mario starts to walk to where he remembers Peach's Castle was, but is stopped by Koopatrols.
Koopatrol: Attention citizen, put your hands up and drop your weapons. I repeat, hands up and drop your weapons.
Mario does put his hands up but when the Koopatrols walk toward him he notices they have a Bowser emblem on their armor. He proceeds to attack them, but is no match against all the Koopatrols and is taken. But the Koopatrols are stopped by a flash of green fire. The attacker is a figure wearing green. The Koopatrols then take out Bullet Bill rifles and shoot at the figure, but he dodges and jumps into a parked car. The Koopatrols fire mini Bullet Bills at the car mercilessly, and when it seems the car is totally destroyed, they nod at each other and start to walk away, but the figure jumps out and knocks them all out. The figure then approaches Mario, and he sees that the figure is Luigi, but his hat has ripped partway, his mustache is gray, and he has an eyepatch.
Mario: Luigi! What-a happened to your eye?
Luigi: Mario, it is you that has some explaining to do. How could you just abandon us all when Bowser tried to takeover all those years ago?! We couldn't stop Bowser without you, Mario. He and Bowser Jr. have been ruling the Mushroom Kingdom for 30 years ever since!
Mario: What're you talking about-a, Luigi?
Luigi: 30 years ago Bowser tried to takeover the Mushroom Kingdom. That's when you said "I'm-a sick of saving the Mushroom Kingdom all the time-a. I'm-a leaving."
Mario: Wait, wait, wait. I-a used a time machine to get-a here.
Luigi: Then you must be a Mario from another time period. Leave. And make sure you never let this happen in your time period.
Mario: No. I'll-a help you take down Bowser.
Luigi: We tried, Mario. Too many times. But anyway, I'll take you to The King.
Mario: Really-a? Are Peach and Toad with him?
Luigi: You kidding? Of course they're not.
Mario: [-]Oh.
Luigi: There he is.
Luigi points to a stick pointing out of the ground that says "The King" on it.
Mario: The King is-a... No!
Luigi: I'm afraid that that's the way it is.
Mario: This-a place is-a horrible!
Luigi: You'll get used to it eventually. Now, let’s go to Peach's Castle.
Mario: We can't.
Luigi: Why?
Mario: Those Koopatrol police are guarding it.
Luigi: That's not Peach's Castle. Bowser hit it out of the ground with a wrecking ball. The debris is over here.
Luigi points to these ruins sticking out of the ground.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Yes.
Mario and Luigi run into Peach's Castle.
Peach: Mario! You came back! Wario always said you would!
Peach looks like she has never bathed since Bowser took over, and she has slightly darker hair and a red dress.
Mario: Wario is-a here? Where is-a he?
Peach looks toward a picture of Wario hanging on the wall.
Mario: Oh.
Peach: So yes. You might as well enjoy yourself. There's not much else to do around here.
Mario: Where's Toad?
Peach scowls.
Peach: It was his fault The King died! He could've jumped in and saved him, but instead he just stood there!
Mario: Everybody-a stay here-a.
Luigi: Mari-
Mario runs out the door… or what's left of it.
Mario: Now where's Toad?
Toad is seen jumping across the ruins of buildings. He is slightly taller, has a rip in his Mushroom hat, and has a scar across his eye.
Toad: Peach, Luigi, Yoshi... Who needs 'em? Mario was smart when he went away. This place is a wreck.
Mario: Toad! I found you!
Toad: Huh?! Mario?! I thought you went away! And how come you look so young?
Mario: No time to explain, just come.
Toad: Hey!
Mario drags Toad back to Peach's Castle.
Toad: No! Don't take me there!
Mario: You are going to help us defeat Bowser.
Toad: Defeat? Bowser? Impossible! We've tried! And every time we failed someone gained a new injury. Luigi lost his eye, we completely lost Wario, I got this scar, and Yoshi lost his leg!
Mario: Really? I haven't seen him.
By this time Mario has dragged Toad right into Peach's Castle.
Peach: Toad! Why have you come back?
Mario: You two need to learn to work together.
Toad: Partners?
Peach: … Fine. Part-ners.
Toad and Peach shake hands. Yoshi staggers in. Like Toad said, he has lost his left leg. Other than that, his physical appearance has hardly changed at all.
Yoshi: What Yoshi is seeing can't be true! Toad and Mario came back?
Toad: Yes, Yoshi. I came back. And so did Mario.
Mario: Now-a listen, everyone-a. I have a plan-a.
Later...
Luigi, Mario, Peach, Toad, and Yoshi are seen running into Bowser's new castle after knocking out the Koopatrols.
Luigi: I hope you know what you're doing, Mario.
Mario: Oh, I-a do.
Meanwhile...
???: King Dad! I have a report saying Mario and his friends are coming here!
???: What?! Mario is back?! Impossible! Oh well. I'll destroy them all!
Back with Mario and friends...
Mario: All right-a. We're in.
???: Well, you won't be in for long!
A shadow jumps out. When he steps into the light, they see that it is Bowser Jr, but he has horns and is obviously much bigger.
Bowser Jr: Mario! How could you have come back after all those years? No matter! I'll destroy you all!
Mario: Bowser!
Bowser Jr: The name is Bowser II.
Mario: So you're Bowser Jr?
Bowser Jr: Fine, call me that if you wish! But you won't be talking for very long. Guards!
A bunch of Koopatrols come running at everyone.
Bowser Jr: Destroy them!
Mario is seen fighting off Koopatrols. Luigi, however, is being mercilessly ganged up on.
Luigi: Mario! Help!
Mario doesn't hear him.
Luigi: MARI-
SLASH!
Luigi: Augh! Oh..
Luigi drops to his knees and falls to the ground.
Mario: Luigi! No!
Toad: Hya! Take this!
Toad jumps into the air and kicks a Koopatrol in the face.
Koopatrol: Ow! Mommy!
The Koopatrol runs away crying.
Toad: Wimp!
Slash!
Toad: Oh... no....
Toad falls to the ground.
Mario: Toad!
???: It's-a Waluigi time!
Waluigi jumps in wearing a black coat and shades. He also has a Bullet Bill rifle.
Waluigi: Bowser Jr!
Bowser Jr: Huh?
BAM! BAM! BAM! Bowser Jr. gets hit in the face with three miniature Bullet Bills.
Bowser Jr: Master... I am finished.
Bowser Jr. falls to the ground
Waluigi: Mario?! Is that-a really you-a?
Mario: Yes-a, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Why do you look so sad?
Mario: Because Luigi and-a Toad are... DEAD!
Waluigi: I'm very sorry to hear that, but you still have me, Peach, and Yoshi, don't you?
Mario: I-a guess so...
Peach: Mario, Waluigi! No time for chitchat! We need to get to Bowser!
Peach, Yoshi, Mario, and Waluigi go to Bowser's throne room.
Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha ha! Mario! Waluigi! Peach! Yoshi! I'll kill you all!
Bowser's hair is now gray, and he has a small gray beard.
Bowser: Take this!
Bowser breathes out flames but misses.
Bowser: *gasp, wheeze*
Mario: Yoshi! Now's your chance!
Yoshi jumps up and kicks Bowser in the head with his peg leg.
Bowser: YOW!
Peach then hits Bowser with her parasol.
Bowser: Huryargh!
Bowser breathes flames all over Waluigi.
Waluigi: I'M-A ON FIRE!
Waluigi runs out the door only to return five minutes later with second-degree burns.
Waluigi: Take-a this!
Waluigi fires three mini Bullet Bills at Bowser, but he misses and Bowser ducks underneath them.
Bowser: Bwa ha h-
CRACK!
Bowser: Ohh, my back!
Mario jumps up and uses Mario Finale on Bowser.
Bowser: No! I am Bowser! I cannot expire!
The Mario Finale chases Bowser all the way to a lava pit, where he falls in and turns into... Dry Bowser!
Dry Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha ha! You really think I'd go down that easily?
Mario: Oh yeah? Well, take this!
Mario jumps over the top of Dry Bowser, hitting a skull switch that causes Dry Bowser to fall aaaallllll the way down a deep pit. At the bottom almost all of Dry Bowser shatters except for his head, which bounces alllllll the way back up.
Bowser Skull: Nooooooooooo!!!
SMASH!
Mario crushes the Bowser skull.
Peach, Yoshi, and Waluigi: You did it!
Mario: Yeah, yeah, I know. I have to leave now.
Mario goes back to the ruined remains of his house and goes back to the present.
Luigi: Mario! There you are! How was your trip?
Mario: Horrible!
Luigi: Oh, well. You can't win them all. But now it's my turn!
Mario: No-a!
Luigi has already got in the time machine and disappears.
Mario: Oh no...
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