NOTICE: All of these facts have been proven by Nintendo.

Myth: The "Koopalings" are kids. 
Fact: Ludwig is 40, Lemmy is 39, etc.

Myth: Mario is an idiot who goes around saying CHEESE! 
Fact: Mario is smart (not as smart as Luigi or Bowser) and is obsessed with pasta.

Myth: Clawdia's looks are unknown and she is Queen of the Koopas. 
Fact: Clawdia has black hair and glasses, but her glasses aren't as big as Iggy's. She died shortly after Bowser Jr. was born.

Myth: The Koopalings have cousins named Susan and Nick, who are Wart's kids. 
Fact: Wart is not Bowser's brother, and has one kid, Wart Jr.

Myth: Ludwig has a girlfriend. 
Fact: All of the Koopalings are single.

Myth: Waluigi is rabid. 
Fact: Sorry, that's true.

Myth: Iggy and Lemmy are twins. 
Fact: Lemmy is the second oldest, Iggy is the fourth. "Hip" and "Hop", their cartoon clones, are twins.

Myth: Wario smells bad. 
Fact: Wario smells VERY bad.

Myth: The Koopa family has pets. 
Fact: They used to have a rabbit, but Roy let it free.

Myth: Luigi wets his pants. 
Fact: He never wet his pants in Luigi's Mansion. You moved him the entire time!

Myth: This transmission is about to end. 
Fact: Transmission ended!

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