Toad: Why can't I have a normal job? This stinks, I'm quitting, this time for good!

Green Toad: But Toad, where are you going to get a job at this time?

Yellow Toad: Yeah, it's not like you’rE going to find one easily, just think of the Mushroom economy.

Blue Toad: Common sense, man, you need to remember that. Besides, who'll hire you?

Toad: Bah, what do you three know? You were wrong about my job as a steward.

Yellow Toad: So what? We're going to be right about this one.

Blue Toad: Even if you get a job, we'll be hoping you fail.

Green Toad: And miserably.

Peach: Toad, I thought you four were cleaning the dishes and the floors.

Toad: Well I'm not, because I quit, Peach!

Peach: Fine, I doubt you'll get a better job than this!

Toad: Well fine!

Peach: Fine!

Toad: Fine!

Peach: Fine!

Toad: Fine!

Peach: Fine!

Toadsworth: Everyone shut up and stop yelling! *Ahem!* So Toad, once again you’re quitting, and you’re on your own again. I wish you the best of luck... *breaks out laughing* Oh ho ho ho ho! It's so hard to not laugh at that! Ho ho!

So Toad, being angry, storms out of the castle to look for work, again. With nowhere else to find work at the moment, he heads for the post office. As Toad gets there he sees Parakarry.

Parakarry: Hi, I'm Parakarry, I deliver letters.

Toad: Parakarry, we already went over this before a few months ago.

Parakarry: We did? I don't remember.

Toad: You're so useless, why do you even have your job?

Parakarry: Because I love it.

Toad: It's pathetic, pointless, and stupid. Either you find me a job, or I'm taking your place.

Parakarry: But I love my job!

Toad: Then find me a job.

Parakarry: Hmmm... Well, there's a job opening at the pizzeria.

Toad: ... We have a pizzeria?

Parakarry: Yeah, it opened just recently. Hey I know, you could become a pizza guy! Or a pizza delivery guy, or a pizza maker guy!

Toad: Aren't all of them the same?

Parakarry: Maybe, maybe not.

Toad: Now you’re being stupid.

Parakarry: Red, blue, green, yellow-

Toad: Now you’re saying colors.

Parakarry: Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus-

Toad: Nintendo characters... Are you just giving random responses?

Parakarry: What's a hypotenuse?

Toad: Why do I bother...

So, confused and angry over Parakarry having an attack of randomness, Toad goes over to the pizzeria.

Toad: When did we get a pizzeria?

There's a sign right next to the building.

Toad: (reading the sign) Welcome to Bob's Pizza! (Opened today) *not reading* ... Why are we getting random buildings everyday?

Toad goes inside and notices everyone eating inside. He goes to the cashier.

Koopa: Welcome to Bob's Pizza! How may I help you?

Toad: Forget that, I want a job here.

A Koopa with a mustache comes out of an office with the words "Bob's Office" on it.

Bob: Welcome to-a Bob's Pizza!

Toad: Yeah. Hey... hi... So can I have a job here?

Bob: What experiences do you-a have-a?

Toad: Slaving at Princess Peach's Castle, and recently lost my job at the Toad Town Airlines.

Bob: You’re hired. Now-a, let me explain-a the few rules. Rule-a number one: Employees get three-a strikes. Rule-a number two: Three-a strikes, and you’re-a out.

Toad: ... What are you, some sort of Italian stereotype?

Bob: Rule-a number three-a: Do not criticize my accent-a.

Toad: Fine...

Bob: Very good-a. Now remember the Mushroom economy-a, it is so-a poor, the Cheep Cheeps are swimming in buckets of water.

Toad: I don't really care, sadly. At least I can get out of the castle without those hecklers on my butt.

Bob: That's the spirit-a. You are now an official pizza guy-a.

Toad: Isn't it oizza man?

Bob shrugs.

Minutes later, Toad is working at the cashier wearing a hat with the Bob's Pizza logo on it. Luigi comes up and orders.

Toad: Welcome to Bob's Pizza, what do you want?

Luigi: Hey Toad, I came to see how your job as a pizza guy is so far.

Toad: You idiot, it's called pizza man.

Luigi: Well that wasn't very nice.

Toad: So what? I'm here ordering for you, your order I get, you pay with a tip, you leave, everyone's happy.

Luigi: I'll have a Pizza by the Slice, and a Pepsi.

Toad: 50 coins.

Luigi: What a ripoff!

Toad: Complain to Bob, not my fault it's 30 coins a slice, with tax. "The Mushroom economy is falling”, he calls it.

Luigi: That's true, you know.

Toad: Shut up and give me the coins.

Luigi gets his stuff and sits at a table. Wario comes up with Waluigi.

Wario: Wario wants the Big Meal Combo, with a Koopa Soda.

Toad: Don't you think you've had enough?

Wario: ... The Great Wario is angry! Raged! Wario did not eat anything yet!

Waluigi: And I'll have the Big Meal Combo too.

Toad: You’d better, if you don't eat anything you'll shrivel up into nothing.

Waluigi: I feel offended!

Wario: You are a toothpick I could pick my teeth with, wahaha!

Toad: So what are you getting?

Wario: We just told you, two big Meal Combos.

Toad: Look, how about a small for you and a large for him? That way, you’re on a diet, and Waluigi won’t be skinny as a toothpick.

Wario: Wahaha! Told you, you are a toothpick!

Waluigi: Wah...

Toad: Fine, two large combos, that'll be 100 coins.

Wario: What?! 100 coins?! What a ripoff!

Waluigi: What's the deal?

Toad: "The Mushroom economy", Bob says. The pop is only 5 coins each.

Waluigi: So it's 45 coins for the Combo? That's a ripoff, like Wario said!

Wario: Bah, fine, we'll get two Pepsi'.

Waluigi: I want food though.

Wario: So do I, but you don't hear me complaining about it.

Waluigi: But-

Wario: No buts, we're having pop for lunch.

Waluigi: Wait, wasn't Pepsi like 20 coins?

Toad: Bob randomly changed the prices.

After a short time, Bob comes out of his office.

Bob: Toad, I-a need you to make-a pizza. I give everyone the opportunity to make-a pizza, and if it's good enough, it'll be on the menu-a and you'll be given royalties.

Toad: Sweet.

Bob: By the way-a, did you talk with your hands?

Toad: Talk with my hands? For what?

Bob: In Bob's Pizzeria, we talk with our hands-a.

Toad: That's so stupid, I'm not talking with my hands!

Bob: That's strike-a one!

Toad: Are you serious?!

Bob: Not really, why do you-a ask?

Toad: ... Never mind, I'll get to the pizza.

Bob: Very good-a.

Toad goes into a room where there are lots of pizza-making supplies, and finds himself a table to make his own pizza.

Toad: Now then, what's the first thing for me to do... Oh yeah, make the dough. Well luckily, there's already dough for me. Now let's see... I know, we'll need sauce.

Toad finds a tomato tree beside a grape tree.

Toad: Why there's a tomato tree with a grape tree, I do not know. *shrug*

Taking a few tomatoes, Toad goes to a blender and puts the tomatoes inside. He turns it on, and in seconds, it turns into tomato sauce.

Toad: Hmm, needs a few more ingredients. I know, this'll be Toad's Famous Secret Sauce, the TFSS!

Throwing in about ten grapes, he blends it with the tomato sauce, turning it into a light purplish goop. Toad looks around and finds a chocolate sauce bottle. He takes a cup of chocolate sauce and pours it into the blender. After about ten seconds, it turns into a dark purple, smelling like chocolate.

Toad: Perfect, everyone loves chocolate. Now to add in the secret surprise.

Toad dumps in about a half a cup of hot sauce, turning it into a reddish purple color. He then pours the sauce onto the pizza dough, spreading it around.

Toad: Now let’s see... I need some cheese, everyone loves that. But oh wait, we need pepperoni too.

Toad looks up and finds a pepperoni tree.

Toad: Bob sure has weird trees growing.

Bob: (walking in) Toad, how is it-a come- What are you-a doing with my-a secret trees?!

Toad: What are you talking ab-

Bob: Strike two-a for-a finding my illegal- err I mean, my secret-a stash- err I mean... Don't touch them!

Bob closes the door, with Toad angry over a lame second strike. He then looks in the fridge and finds expired cheese. Toad shrugs again and puts the cheese all over the pizza. Toad then also takes a big stick of pepperoni off the tree, cuts it into large slices, and places them all over the pizza.

Toad: Now to find some peppers and stuff.

Looking around, Toad finds some pepper from a pepper shaker, and sprinkles it all over the pizza, along with some salt. Finally, Toad blends up some marshmallows and pours a bit of mustard and ketchup into it. Soon he places the marshmallow bits covered in ketchup and mustard on the pizza, and puts it in the oven.

A few hours later, Toad takes it out, letting it cool off.

Bob: Ah Toad, good-a job. I'm giving slices to-a everyone in the building for-a 50 coins a slice-a.

Bob closes the door again, taking the pizza. Toad goes back to the cash register and serves more orders. After a bit, Toad is serving one more person.

Kamek: I want a pizza by the slice.

Toad: 50 coins, and shut up about the price. You’re lucky your getting a slice of my homemade pizza.

Kamek gets his pizza after unwittingly paying for the 50-coin pizza slice. Soon everyone tries some of Toad's pizza.

Wario: Holy sweet money bags on a fried Goomba! My mouth is on fire!

Waluigi: It's disgusting, and I can't even finish it- oh my god, it's so spicy!

Luigi: Mamamia! It tastes like a dirty old gym sock!

Lord Crump: Oh god, I think my pizza is eating my bag of chips!

Bob: What's-a the problem? Toad! Your-a pizza is a health-a hazard to this company!

Toad: Don't bother! I QUIT!

Toad storms out the building, throwing his hat on Kamek's lunch.

Kamek: *groan* My lunch!

Bob: (watching Toad storm out) There-a goes one-a faithful employee-a...