This is one day in the life of Roy Koopa.
7:30 AM: Wakes up and put on shades, then starts practice boxing with a punching bag (aka Larry).
8:00 AM: Goes down and eats some breakfast.
8:30 AM: Punches Iggy for 30 minutes.
9:00 AM: Tells Karma she is “An ugly hybrid”
9:25 AM: Left bruised and hurt and decides to pick on a weaker person.
9:30 AM: Practices boxing moves on Bowser Jr
9:50AM: Practices ballet (very funny)
10:00 AM: Has snack (leftover pizza)
10:10 AM: Goes to Sky Land to rule
10:20 AM: Finishes ruling, then goes to his boxing arena and watches Bowser Statue Vs. Culex (GO Bowser Statue!)
10:50 AM: Returns from boxing arena and punches Iggy out
11:00 AM: Uses Larry as a bowling ball (gets a strike)
11:45 AM: Roy’s friends come over and bully me, Larry, and Iggy (poor Iggy gets used as a baseball bat)
11:55 AM: Roy’s friends leave (finally), then Roy destroys Lemmy’s favorite ball
12:00 PM: Lunchtime (Yum Yum)
12.45 PM: Roy goes to the lounge and bashes Morton for talking too much, then plays Mario Galaxy
1:00 PM: Roy gives up and goes to Wendy’s room and chats with her for a while
1:20 PM: When Wendy isn’t looking Roy switches Wendy’s powder for itching powder
1:28 PM: Visits Ludwig in his lab and plays with some of the inventions
1:30 PM: Gets kicked out of the lab by Ludwig, whose hair has been burnt by a laser fired by Roy
1:35 PM: Goes down to watch TV and sees that Bowser Jr. is watching his normal baby TV show
1:39 PM: Uses Roy’s Special on Bowser Jr, which knocks him straight out of the Keep, then switches to his favorite channel, Monster Truck Rally 3000
1:46 PM: Lemmy comes in and tells Roy that he popped his favorite ball, and Roy punches him out
1:54 PM: Bowser Jr. comes back into the Keep looking very bruised and threatens to tell Bowser what he did but Roy bashes him up again, then screams come from the 2nd floor
2:00 PM: Wendy comes in, her face red and swollen, and says she will “get her revenge, just you wait and see”, Roy just shrugs and goesback to watching TV
2:10 PM: Bowser comes in with Bowser Jr. and Wendy, and Roy gets sent to the dungeon for 5 hours
5 hours later…
7:10 PM: Roy comes up from the dungeon and threatens Bowser Jr. that he will get beaten up at noon for the whole, Bowser Jr. runs away screaming
7:30 PM: Dinnertime (hotdog and chips)
7:45 PM: Gets sent to the dungeon again for 1 hour by Bowser for throwing cake at Lemmy, Morton, Iggy, me, and Larry
8:45 PM: Comes up and walks to his room, pushing Lemmy off his ball on the way there
8:50 PM: Does 10 pushups and hops into bed, take off his shades, and watches TV for a little
9:00 PM: Turns off his TV and finally goes to sleep.
Sam types the last letter and then saves the document, sighing with relief.
Sam: Finally it’s done. That took a long time; following Roy was very hard.
This has been A Day in the Life of Roy Koop-
Roy runs in and looks very mad for some reason.
Roy: SAM! I know you’ve been following me and when I get my claws on you I’ll beat you into mush!
Sam: YIKES!
Roy: COME BACK HERE, SAM!
Sam: HEEELLLPP!
Roy: GRRRRR!!!
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