*Fade-in to Stardust Fields Underground, Bob and Petey's House.
Petey: You know what we need? A Doorcat! That way when one of us screws up, it'll say "Doorcat saw wat u did there".
Bob: But isn't that- Oh, you mean a DOORcat. Ok, gotcha.
Petey: Great! Now go to the pet shop and buy one.
Bob: Mkay.
Petey: While he's away, I'll make a Scribble.
Petey gets on his computer and starts writing.
*Cut to Petey's computer*
Mario is running through an SMB3 land, owning every enemy. He stops after a while.
Mario: Yeah! Ha-ha!
Then a Goomba comes up behind Mario. It touches him.
Mario: (Homer Simpson voice) D'oh!
He dies.
Goomba: (Nelson voice) Ha ha!
Benny Hill music plays and "Mario Screw-Ups" appears on your screen.
#1: The Koopas
Some Koopas are walking in Desert Land. They fall into holes 1 block long. They turn around really quickly while falling, so it looks like they're dancing. Your screen changes color and " e Like To Party" plays. We'll get back to them later.
#2: Attack of the Weegee
Bowser: I'm ready for whatever you have, Mario! Wait, that's not Mario!
Weegee: *stare*
Bowser gets a Weegee face.
Larry: King Dad, can I have- AAHHHHH! *Weegee'd*
Roy: Larry, I just smashed your plants- *screams like a girl* AHHH! WEEGEE! *Weegee face*
Wendy: Roy, I'm gonna kill you for no apparent reason- *Weegee*
It goes on like this until...
Lemmy: King Dad- WEEGEES! AAHH! *Weegee face*
"Leegee" goes off to update LL, but can't because he makes his comp have a Weegee face.
#3: The Killer Cheese
Mario: (singing) Cheese cheese cheese cheese...
Some giant cheese falls from the sky and eats Mario.
Cheese: *deep voice*) Outstanding. A flawless victory. Fatality.
The cheese suddenly explodes spontaneously.
Mario: I pooted.
#4 Bowser Wins (Or, "The Side Effects of De-Weegeefication”)
Mario: I'm gonna kill you, Bowser!
Bowser: IMMA FIRN MAH LAZA! SHOOP DA WHOOP!*
*I love that gag!*
Mario dies.
#5: Don't Make FLUDD Angry...
FLUDD: *insert random news reports here!*
Mario: Get off my back!
FLUDD: No!
Mario pushes FLUDD off his back. FLUDD transforms into a giant robot. Then he steps on Mario.
#6: What Happens After You Beat the Game
Epic music plays as we see Mario owning Bowser really badly. Bowser dies.
Mario: Yeah!
He goes to the princess' room.
Peach: Mario... you've saved me...
Mario: Well, obviously.
Peach: Let's go back to my castle...
Mario: Ok.
A year later...
A toilet flushes. Mario comes out of the bathroom. He reads a note.
Note: Mario, I kidnapped the princess while you were in the bathroom! I dare you to get her!
Mario: 0________0
#7: The Koopas 2
They're still dancing. A giant nuke falls on them. Petey was the one who did it. They're STILL dancing as Dry Bones!
#7: Doctor Octagonapus Attacks Plit
Bowser: Hey Lemmy, what are you doing?
Lemmy: Updating LL.
Bowser: Ok.
Dr. O: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAH!
Dr. O FIRES HIS LAZAR at Lemmy.
In Mario's Pad...
Luigi: It's a quiet morning, isn't it? Makes you want something to happen, y'know? Like, WHAM! An adventure!
Mario nods. Luigi sips his coffee.
Dr. O: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAH!
Dr. O FIRES HIS LAZAR at them.
*Like this gag? Go watch "The Lazer Collection" on Youtube now!*
#8: Because I feel like it!
Link: Gee, sure is boring around here.
King: Link, mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: *Mario voice* No.
King: =O
_
Link: ...
King: =O
_
Link: *Ganon voice* YOU MUST DIE!
King: *some guy's voice* NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST
He holds up a TV. It's the Rick Roll vid.
Link: *Ganon voice again* Noo! IT BURNS!
Link explodes. But instead of a "Boom" noise there's a fart noise.
King: *Hotel Mario Bowser's laugh* I wonder what's for DINNER.
#9: The Bob-omb
Mario is walking when he comes to a Bob-omb.
Mario: Hmm. I-a got it!
He kicks the Bob-omb.
Bob-omb: (BEE-EEP)
Mario: WHAT THE-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneonecowcowcow
#10: The Real Mario Movie
Mario is chasing a Goomba and Luigi is chasing Mario.
Mario: CHEESE!
Luigi: Mario, that's not cheese!
Yakkity Sax starts playing as we see the background changing.
Mario finally catches up to the Goomba and eats it.
Mario: BLEK!
Count Bleck: Did somebody say Bleck?!
Luigi: GO AWAY!
Count Bleck: Aww... I never get to have any fun, said Count Bleck.
Mario: Luigi, why didn't you tell me that wasn't cheese?!
Luigi: >_> Why me...
Bob comes into Petey's room. We see that the cat has mauled him and is still trying to. The cat looks up and sees Petey. He immediately starts purring and gets up on top of the door. The SMB theme plays. Petey takes out his cell phone.
Petey: Yo! Uh huh. Yeah? Great! Be there in 30 minutes. See ya! *hangs up* That was Sonic, our band has a gig. See ya, Bob!
~In memory of Bob-omb #302 and Goomba #6457284572384561783262745624730-20238856349023424690243759204578345649579457904. R I P.
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