Lemmy: Wait, wait, wait! I can't post this, there's nothing here!

Iggy: Yeah there is! Two words, right there!

Lemmy: But there's no story! If I post this the tourists will think I'm crazy.

Iggy: But it took me three weeks!

Lemmy: Three weeks to type two words.

Larry: Do you have a banana?

Lemmy: Why would I have a banana?

Larry: I don't know.

Lemmy: Okay. Well, you'll need to add something interesting.

Iggy: What's that smell?

Larry: It's my banana!

Lemmy: Why do you have a banana?

Larry: I'm hungry.

Ludwig: Wait, wait, wait! This story is getting too long to be the shortest story on Plit!

Iggy: Okay, I'll change it!

Lemmy: You know what? I'll post it! Just no more craziness!

Iggy: Do you have a banana?

Lemmy: OH MY DAD!

Larry: What's that smell?

Iggy: It's my banana!

Lemmy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morton: Thank you for reading! Now go home, eat the last piece of cake, and fall asleep on the coach. Sweet dreams. :)

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