One day in Bowser’s castle…
Lemmy: Hmm... Not many new people have been visiting my website. Maybe I need a new tactic, like advertising on YouTube-
A big pig wizard comes out of nowhere.
Ganon: Join me – Lemmy - and I will make your face the greatest in – YouTube - or else you will die!
Lemmy: Oh dear DAD, it’s you, one of the most annoying YouTube poops in the whole world! And I don’t need to be the greatest-
Ganon: The greatest in -YouTube-
Lemmy: Right, but I just wanted like ten more people to visit my web-
Ganon: *fast-forwarded voice* Join me Join me Join me -Lemmy-!
Lemmy: This is why I hate YouTube poops!
Ganon: *slow motion* Orrrrrrrr ellllllllllsssse yoooouuu wiiillll dieee...
Lemmy: You know what? Be right back!
Lemmy walks out of his room and into Ludwig’s.
Ludwig: Hey Bro! What’s wron-
Lemmy: Can you make something that makes evil YouTube poops disappear?
Ludwig: I don’t know what you’re talking about
Lemmy: Okay, Ganon, get over here!
Ganon: You dare bring -a ball- into my lair?! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Lemmy: My ball? What’s wrong with it?
Ludwig: I dunno, but that seems pretty annoying. How about we throw him in lava?
Ganon: No, not into the pits, it Buuuuurrrrnnns!!!
Lemmy: We didn’t do anything yet!
Ganon: *super slow motion* Joooooooooiiiiiiiiiinnnn mmmmmeeeee-
Ludwig and Lemmy: No!
Ludwig: Let’s go see if Iggy can help.
Ludwig, Ganon, and Lemmy walk into Iggy’s room, and watch as Iggy is getting beaten up by Roy
Roy and Iggy: What?
Lemmy: Can you help us with this?
Ganon: Or else you will die!
Roy: I DIE?! Nonsense, I make others die! Come here, you!
Ganon: No! Not into the pits -YOU MUST DIE-!!!
Roy rushes to beat the snot out of Ganon, but Ganon fries Roy with his hands
Roy: ...
Iggy: Gasp! I’m free! But what about the freaky pig thing?
Ludwig: We think he has some kind of weakness, but I can’t tell what it is.
Lemmy: hmmm... Maybe a tourist can help!
Lemmy dials a number on his cell phone.
Dark Koopa: Yesss?
Lemmy: WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A YOUTUBE POOP!
Dark Koopa: No, I’m busy, deal with your own problems!
Dark Koopa hangs up.
Lemmy: Dang it!
Lemmy dials another number.
Phantos67: Hello?
Lemmy: Can you help me with a YouTube poop monster?
PHantos67: Sure Lemmy!
Ganon (breaking into the phone call): You dare -help Lemmy-? YOU MUST DIE!!!
PHantos67: EEP!
Phantos67 hangs up.
Lemmy: Darn you, Ganon!
Luigi: That’s Mama Luigi to you -Lemmy-!
Lemmy: Not another one!
Ganon: YOU MUST DIE!
Ganon fries Luigi.
Luigi: ...
Lemmy: I’ll never get rid of him!
Ludwig: What if the answer to killing Ganon is on YouTube?
Ganon: No not into -Youtube-! IT BURRRNNNS!!!
Lemmy: I’ll do it!
Lemmy, Ludwig, and Iggy all go onto YouTube and watch a book get thrown in lava as Ganon melts away.
Ludwig: That’s his weakness! The closed instruction book!
Lemmy: SHADDUP about YouTube poops! And fine, I’ll throw my Zelda instruction book into some lava.
Lemmy throws a book into a random lava pit.
Ganon: No. Not into the pits, it buuuurrrrrnnnns!!!
Ganon melts away,
Lemmy: We did it!
Ludwig: Thank DAD!
Lemmy: It’s time for bed, guys. Good night!
Ludwig and Iggy: Good night!
The next day…
Lemmy: Good morning, Plit!
Mario poofs into Lemmy’s room.
Mario: Ah ha... Here’s the -Lemmy-.
Lemmy: NOOOOOOO!!!
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