One day Larry woke up and went down to get breakfast. He opened the refrigerator.
Larry: Hey, we got orange juice!
Bonk!
Larry woke up, tied to a chair.
Susan: Hi!
Larry: Is this a dream?
Susan: Nope! It's 100 percent reality!
Larry looked at her like she was crazy.
Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DAD, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Susan: Sounds like you're depressed. I know what you need. A good love story!
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP!!
Iggy was planning on how to get revenge on Roy for beating on him so much.
Iggy: I know the perfect thing!
So Iggy walked up to Roy when he was watching TV.
Iggy: Hey, Roy, guess what?
Roy: What?
Iggy threw soap in Roy's face.
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Iggy: Revenge is sweet. (-:
Roy: NOOOOOO! IT'S CLEENING POWERS ARE TOO STRONG!
Roy dressed up as Lemmy.
Roy: Hey, Iggy, will you step into this closet for no particular reason?
Iggy: Sure.
Culex: IGGY!
Iggy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Culex: Would you like to buy some fireworks?
Iggy: Um... N-no thanks.
Culex: THEN YOU MUST DIE!
Iggy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
One day Morton heard Iggy screaming like a girl.
Morton: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I must go investigating this mysterious screaming.
So he walked into the closet the noise was coming from, and saw Culex chasing Iggy around.
Morton: What is this going on here? I was not informed that there would be a chase. If I knew I would have come, but I didn't come therefore I was not informed!
Morton kept on talking for hours and hours about the stupidest things, until...
Culex: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Culex blew up in a fiery explosion.
Morton: Wawa, I liked talking to him.
Red: You!
Wendy: Me?
Black: Yes, you!
Green: Want to look better than ever?
Wendy: YES! (-:
Yellow: Then you need...
Koopa Bros: KB Face Cream!
Yellow: Made of dead birds, mud, slime, spit, and animal droppings!
Black: Apply every five minutes...
Green: And you'll have a beautiful face!
Red: Buy some today!
Wendy: Okay!
Red: You!
Lemmy: Me?
Black: Yes, you!
Green: Want to bounce higher than ever?
Lemmy: Yes!
Yellow: Then you need...
Koopa Bros: Super Jumpy Ball!
Yellow: Highest jumping ball ever!
Green: Jumps all the way to space!
Black: Most dangerous toy ever!
Red: Buy one now!
Lemmy: Okay!
Red: You!
Ledwig: Go away!
Black: No!
Green: Want to have ultimate power?
Ledwig: No!
Yellow: Then you need...
Koopa Bros: Super Duper Looper Bomb!
Yellow: Amazing explosions!
Green: Highly unstable!
Black: Two for the price of one!
Red: Buy one today!
Ledwig: Okay.
Ledwig took the bombs and threw one at the Bros.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Red: That's the sound of a satisfied customer!
Iggy was holding a rifle.
Iggy: How do I use this?
The rifle exploded in Iggy's hands.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Iggy: I think we should use different weapons.
Roy was mending his shot foot.
Roy: Agreed.
Susan: The End.
Larry was twitching like crazy.
Susan: I'll go get another.
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
As Susan left, Larry tried to squirm free.
Susan: Why didn't you tell me? You're ready to go out to dinner!
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Morton walked into Ludwig's lab.
Morton: Hello, my brother, my relative, my friend.
Morton talked to Ludwig while he worked on an invention. After hours of listening to Morton talk, Ludwig was about to go crazy, until...
Ludwig: It's done!
Ledwig put on the headphones that he had designed to block all of Morton's talking.
Ludwig: What's that buzzing?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Morton took Ludwig to the hospital.
Morton: Talk about irony, you want to get rid of my talking and you end up being stuck with it.
Ludwig: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wendy: You know what? I have a dream. I want to be eaten by a giant fish. That way I can swim forever in its stomach, eat its intestines, and constantly hear glup, glup, anytime I want. Do you know what I'm saying?
Yoshi: Who are you?
Roy: We haven't done anything for twenty minutes.
Iggy: Want to call a truce?
Roy: No.
Iggy: How about now?
Roy: Okay.
Susan took Larry to a restaurant and then tied him to one of the chairs there.
Susan: I'll be right back, I need to put on more makeup.
Larry: Help!
The waiter came and untied Larry.
Larry: I'M FREE!
Larry ran out of the restaurant and right into a street lamp. He fell to the ground, unconscious.
Susan: There you are!
Lemmy walked into Ludwig's room.
Lemmy: Hey, there's another ball made by the Koopa Bros!
Lemmy jumped on the bomb, thinking it was a ball, and...
I think you know what happens next.
Bowser and Wart were having a battle when the Koopalings came.
Roy: Iggy threw soap at my face!
Iggy: Roy trapped me in a closet with Culex!
Morton: Culex doesn't like me!
Wendy: The Koopa Bros. sold me this weird stuff!
Roy: Iggy shot my foot!
Ledwig: Morton's insane!
Wendy: I'm not famous!
Lemmy: Larry's missing!
Koopalings: AND LEMMY BLEW UP THE CASTLE!!!
Bowser thought for a second.
Bowser: Can we stay with you tonight?
Wart: Not with those kids!
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