Shadow: You definitely had WAY too much caffeine last night.

Bowser: BOOYA!!! That was some par-tay!!!

Shadow: O.O Ok then, let's move on. We are the judges, Shadow the Hedgehog, Eggman, and Bowser. The ONLY reason we're here is to make you fall down that trapdoor.

A chicken walks by and does the chicken dance. Shadow presses a button and the trapdoor opens leading to KFC!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chicken: GOODBYE WORLD!!!

Shadow: As you can see we designed that trapdoor so it would have a special torture for each contestant!

Eggman: :) YES!!! I get a line finally!

Bowser: What about me? :(

Eggman: Oh, just deal with it! Anywho, it's time for the dance competition to start!!

Author's Note: Many dance centers WILL be blown up, so be ready! ... SO ARE YOU READY?!

Audience: YAY!!!

Author’s Note: Then let's start the competition!!!

People who are responsible for the rainbow screen: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU A COMMERCIAL.

Mario is seen buying cheese when he finds out he’s out of money

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

?????? ???? ???????: Please, stop yelling because I have the solution!

Mario: You do?

Bowser Bank Manager: Yes, for I am the manager of the Bowser Bank, and I can help you get cash fast!

Mario: You can?! YIPPEE!!!

B.B.M: All you have to do is sign here.

Mario scribbles all over the paper.

B.B.M: -_- Close enough… Now you have enough money!

Mario: Really?

B.B.M: Yes!

At the Bowser Bank we guarantee that you will be bankrupt in a week or your nothing back!

Mario is seen in jail for using a fake credit card.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

P.W.A.R.F.T.R.S: THANK YOU FOR WAITING, NOW BACK TO THE SHOW.

Bowser: Hello! And welcome back to the dance competition!!! ^_^

Eggman: Hello! And welcome back to the dance competition!!! ^_^

Bowser: HEY!!! I just said that!!! >_<

Eggman: But it sounds better when I say it!

Bowser: WHY YOU!!!

WARNING THIS SCENE IS TOO GRAPHIC TO BE SHOWN!!!

Eggman is seen in a full body cast

Shadow: O.o …Well I didn’t need to see that… Anyways, the first contestant is Mario!

Mario: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Several days later…

Mario: …eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!

The peculiar number of e’s cause the first dance center to explode.

Shadow: Well we all knew (except Mario OF COURSE) that was going to happen…

Bowser: Huh? Whazat? Pass the peas like we used to?

Shadow glares evilly at Bowser,

Bowser: Oh, right, sorry.

Bowser pushes the warp button

Eggman: YES!!! I GET ANOTHER LINE!!!

Shadow: It looks like we’re at the Mushroom Dance Center.

Bowser: Since Mario never danced I guess he’s next…

Mario starts doing the cheese dance.

Author’s Note: The cheese dance is Mario with 1,000,000,000,000 tons of cheese and Mario consuming it all in 5 minutes…

Shadow: O.O Oh, good grief…

Bowser: O-O … No comment… Hey look, a hot dog!

Eggman: Hmmmm… I might be able to stop Sonic with the power of cheese…

Mario: ^_^ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Shadow opens the TRAPDOOR of TORTURE!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!!!

Mario: Oh, snap…

Shadow: And the torture is… a pit full of moldy cheese!

Mario: *school girl scream*

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAHAAAAHAAAHAA!!! OH, GOODNESS THAT’S RICH!!!

Bowser chokes on the hot dog and his face turns blue.

Shadow: He needs mouth to mouth…

All the audience runs away except Toad.

Toad: OH, @#$%&*$%%$&%$%$&$%^$^$%^^$%&$*$&%%$%$%$%$%$&!

Shadow: Well you WERE going to dance but now we’ll go straight to the TORTURE!!!

Toad: Oh, @#$%^^&*(*&^%$@!!@@#$%^&**&^%^$#@#$^&*(*&%##%&(*&^%#@#%^**^!

The HUGE amount of swearing causes… Do I need to say it?

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

Shadow: Man, that was worse than the cursing in my game… Well I guess I’m the only judge left, so I guess I’ll takeover.

They warp to the Earth Center

Author’s Note: Ok, I’m gonna get you up to date with this Scribble.

Mario, dead 
Bowser, ‘dead cause he never got mouth to mouth 
Eggman, de- Oh, wait, hold on… 
A giant rock falls on Eggman. 
NOW he’s dead. 
Toad, dead 
Everyone else, still alive for now…