One day, everything was fine in the Mushroom Kingdom. But in Peach’s Castle...
Peach: I'm docking your pay!
Toad: You ALWAYS dock my pay, it seems like it’s becoming a running gag now!
Peach: Maybe if you respect me more and would stop yelling, maybe things would go right!
Toad: *grumble* THAT’S IT! I'm leaving this place for good! Don't think I'm coming back!
Peach: Well, I could just up your pay at tonight’s party... That is, if you do well…
Toad: Does it really matter? You’re just going to dock my pay once again!
Peach: ... True.
Toad: That’s it, I'm taking a vacation!
Peach: You’re quitting?
Toad: Meh, that or something else.
Toad stomps out of the castle, to see Wario hiding behind a bush
Wario: Pssssssssst! Over here!
Toad walks to the disguised Bush Wario
Toad: Yes, Wario?
Wario: How did you know it was me?!
Toad: Simple.
Wario: You must be the master of spies!
Toad: No, you moron!
Wario: Here’s some soup.
Toad: ... What? In the middle of a conversation, you bring up soup? And where did you get the soup?
Wario: Stop complaining, and take the snappin’ soup!
Wario passes the soup to Toad, but drops it on him.
Toad: AH! IT’S BURNING!
Wario: Well, maybe if you did your part of getting the soup in your hands, maybe this wouldn't have happened!
Toad: GET ME SOME COLD WATER OR SOMETHING!
Wario gets some ice water and splashes the water on Toad
Toad: BBRRR! I'M FREEZING!
Wario: Sheesh, make up your mind!
Wario takes a mixture of spicy juice with ice water, and gives it to Toad
Toad: W-whats t-t-this?
Wario: Just drink it down!
Toad gulps the mixture down
Toad: Ok... What do you want?
Wario: Finally we get to the point. You and your chit-chatting!
Toad: Don't get me going, now what do you want?
Wario: I heard you quit your job... again!
Toad: Yeah, what’s that have to do with you?
Wario: Tonight a big party is going on, so I was planning on looting the place. I could use a sidekick!
Toad: For one, Toad is not a sidekick!
Wario: But... who will be my sidekick?
Toad: Fine, split the money 50-50, I'm guessing?
Wario: Uh, no. 85.5/15.5.
Toad: Ok, what’s up with the .5?
Wario: Be quiet!
Wario splashes some soup on Toad.
Toad: AGAIN! What’s with the soup?
Wario: Well, today is soup day!
Toad: Since when?
Wario: Just roll along with the idea, it will soon catch on... like a cold.
Toad: Gee, well ok. I'll join, you can't be worse than Mario!
Later that night, Peach is having her party, while Toad and Wario are outside trying to sneak in.
Wario: All right, in Peach’s room, she has a secret door, which reveals a treasure chest full of money! Whahaha!
Toad: Uh... So how are we going to get in? And why did you decide to do it during the party?
Wario: Because she will be so distracted with the guests, she- Look, a butterfly!
Toad: Forget about the butterfly and let’s do this thing!
Wario: Oh look, he’s on a flower!
Toad: Uh... WARIO!
Wario: Don't disturb me, sidekick, this butterfly could lead us into the place!
Toad goes over and smashes the butterfly.
Wario: You meanie.
The butterfly, barely alive, flies away.
Wario: Yeah, he made it!
Toad: Come on, let’s just go in!
Wario: Look, an open window! Let’s go up!
Toad: Fine.
Wario throws a rope leading to the window.
Toad: Uh, it doesn't seem safe...
Wario: Stop being scared, and go up!
Wario goes up first and makes it up into the castle. Toad tries to climb up after him, but falls. He dusts himself off and almost makes it into the castle. Just another step away...
Wario: Ah, a chair!
Wario throws the chair out the window, hitting Toad.
Toad: OWCH! You moron, you!
Wario: The great Wario is not a moron! You fell on your own. You clumsy oaf!
Toad climbs up the rope again, and makes it successfully.
Toad: Well, you're still not as bad as Mario, I guess.
Wario: Meh, who knows?
Wario and Toad go into the next room, which leads to the second floor, where there are many people talking and chatting over food and drinks.
Toad: Let’s go behind that curtain!
Wario: Be quiet, I'm thinking... Hey! Let’s go behind that curtain!
Wario grabs Toad and hides behind a window’s curtain.
Toad: *grumble*
Two Koopas walk over near the curtain.
Koopa 1: Here’s some soup!
Koopa 2: In the middle of a conversation?
Koopa 1: Wario said something about a soup thing. As far as I'm concerned, it’s soup day!
Wario: See Toad, I told you it would catch on!
Koopa 2: Who said that?
Wario: Nice, Toad, now we've been found!
Koopa 1: There it goes again... Oh well. Let’s just walk away.
The two Koopas walk away
Toad: Stupid Koopas.
Wario: Well, that wasn't nice... Stupid Koopas.
Toad: How come you can say-
Wario: Shut up, Toad! I'm thinking...
Toad: Let’s just go up another level-
Wario: Hey, lets just keep going upstairs! I'm so smart, I amaze myself! Whahaha!
Wario grabs Toad by his arm and they run up to the third floor, where a pathway leads to Peach’s room.
SLAM
Wario grabs Toad by the arm and they hide behind another curtain
Mario: What a fun party!
Peach: Yes, I know.
Mario: I love how we randomly come upstairs and talk about nothing.
Peach: As do I.
Mario opens up a curtain, to reveal Wario and Toad.
Peach: What are you doing here, Toad?
Toad: Uh... Cleaning windows.
Peach: With... Wario?
Toad: Uh... I needed help.
Peach: Oh. Well Mario and I shall be off.
Peach and Mario walk downstairs.
Wario: Wow, you’re almost as sneaky as the great Wario!
Toad: Yeah, sure, whatever-
Wario: Shut up!
Wario and Toad sneak into Peach’s room
Wario: Ok, we must-
Toad lifts up a picture of Peach and hits a red button. The fireplace opens up.
Wario: *gasp* Sneaky!
Wario and Toad walk into the little room to find a treasure chest.
Wario: Now, how to open-
Toad gets a key out of his pocket, and opens the chest.
Wario: You are sneakier than the great Wario figured!
Wario opens the chest to find... nothing.
Wario: WHA?!
Toad: W-Where is the money?! I saw Toadsworth put it in the other day!
Toadsworth: I can explain.
Toad and Wario turn around to find Toadsworth, Peach, and Mario.
Toad: Oh... no.
Toadsworth: April Fools!
Toad: What? It’s not even April.
Toadsworth: Hmph, and I'm not allowed to be random... But I took the money to the bank so we could upgrade the castle.
Toad: Well... Now what?
Mario: Look outside!
Everyone goes to the window to look outside
Mario: Soup day!
Mario throws soup on everyone.
Toad: WOAH!
Toad falls out the window and lands on the ground.
Toad: Why... me?
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