One day, all was well in the Mushroom Kingdom. Nothing could go wrong, everything was nice and-
CRASH
Bowser: I'm going to take you once again, as always, and kidnap you! My plan is so awesome... it's just awesome!
Peach: You're paying for the wall damages!
Bowser: Oh, I always have to pay. Why don't you pay?
Peach: My castle, my rules.
Bowser: Yeah, well be quiet. We’re going to my castle.
Bowser grabbed Peach and walked out the crashed wall
Toad: Here’s your lousy meal!
Toad looked around to see that Peach was nowhere to be found.
Toad: Kidnapped.
Toadsworth came in the room
Toadsworth: Toad, I was randomly walking, and- *GASP* T-The princess!
Toad: Kidnapped.
Toadsworth: Well, I say. No need to fear, I'll get Master Mario.
Toad: Sure, the sooner the better.
Mario came in the room
Mario: I'm here, now let’s-a go!
Toad: Go save Peach, Bowser took her and so on and so on.
Toadsworth: My, I think this would be a good chance for you to go and save the princess as well, Toad.
Toad: Nah, I'll just wait here for her return.
Toadsworth: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Now get moving with Master Mario!
Mario: Come on, Toad! Let's get going!
Toad: Fine!
Mario and Toad walked out of the castle.
Toad: Man, it's a hot day today.
Mario grabbed a bucket with... well, some liquid in it and threw the liquid on Toad.
Toad: Ewwwwwwww! What is this?
Mario: Well, you said you were hot, and I gave you some water.
Toad: You splashed it ON me!
Mario: Yelling is not polite.
Toad looked at the bucket and it read "DANGER, on hot days, don't use this water. In one hour, you will be burning as hot as a fireball".
Toad: Mario, I need a doctor!
Mario: Geez, I can only take one problem at a time.
Toad: Mario, I'll be burnt to a crisp if you-
Mario: Stop complaining! Let’s get going to Bowser’s castle.
Toad: *grumble* All right!
Mario and Toad had made it halfway to Bowser's castle. They then stumbled into a Boo and a Blooper.
Blooper: Bloop. It's Mario and a midget. Bloop!
Boo: BOO!
Mario: AH!
Toad: Mario, it's just a Boo. There’s nothing-
Mario: Geez Toad, it's just a Boo. It's not going to hurt you.
Blooper: Bloop. I like Blooping. Bloop!
Mario: Bloop!
Blooper: Bloop!
Toad: Shut up!
Blooper went up to Toad and sprayed ink in his eyes.
Toad: Ah, I can't see! MARIO, HELP!
Mario: The mountains have eyes and a mouth... Freaky…
Toad: MARIO! PLEASE!
The Blooper started beating on Toad, then left.
Toad: Er...
Mario: Woah, what a mess! Have you been playing with a pen?
Toad: NO, YOU COMPLETE MORON!
Mario: Calling others name does nothing.
Toad: DOES FOR ME, MORON!
Mario: Tsk. Shouting. How immature.
Boo: When you two look away, I'm going to attack you.
Mario and Toad looked away, and the Boo came closer to Mario and Toad. Mario and Toad looked around and saw nothing.
Toad: I thought I heard a voice.
Boo: Oh, you did. It’s mine. When you turn around, I'm going to attack you.
Toad: Ok, I don't think even Mario is dumb enough to fall for that trick!
Boo: Look, it’s Peach!
Mario turned around, and the Boo tapped Mario’s back
Mario: AH!
Mario turned around
Mario: Toad, stop yelling!
Toad: WHAT? But- I mean… Forget it.
Toad turned around and the Boo came over and beat Toad up
Toad: OWCH! MARIO!
Mario: Ha, pancakes.
The Boo went away
Mario: Toad, stop fooling around!
Toad: I was attacked!
Mario: By what, a Boo?
Toad: YES!
Mario: Tsk. You’re losing your memory.
Toad: Ur... Forget it! Let’s go get Peach, I need my pay.
Mario: Is that all you ever think about? ... Cheeseburgers.
Toad: What are you talking about?
Mario: Pardon?
Toad: You just said cheeseburgers.
Mario: Pfffft! Don't be silly.
Toad: Uh, never mind. Let’s just get going.
Toad and Mario walked to Bowser’s castle. There, Toad opened the door.
Mario: *gasp* YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Flashback…
Mario: That's what I'm trying to do, but it's a hard door to get through!
Toad opened the door.
Mario: *gasp* You opened the door! You are one sneaky Toad.
End of Flashback…
Toad: Where did that flashback come from?
Mario: Stop making things so complicated!
Toad and Mario entered Bowser’s castle and found Bowser with Peach
Bowser: How will you defeat me this time, Mario?
Mario: I don't plan to. Where’s the cheesecake?
Bowser: Third door to the right.
Mario: Thanks.
Mario walked off
Toad: MARIO!
Bowser: So, you’re the shrimp who’s going against me?
Toad: I know, insane!
Bowser: No, fun.
Bowser used his fire breath on Toad, and Toad ran around in circles
Toad: OH MY DAD, IT BURNS!
Bowser ground pounded Toad
Toad: Great, now I'm even smaller, I'm on fire... How could this get any worse?
Bowser was about to stomp on Toad, but...
Peach: I'm cutting your pay for no reason!
Toad: WHAT?!
Toad got up and pushed Bowser off, and kicked him twice.
Bowser: Wow... That did nothing. Plus, you didn't even push me.
Toad: Oh...
Bowser stomped on Toad, breathed more fire on him, and so on.
Mario: Great cheesecake! That chef sure can cook up a mean cake!
Toad: Mario -ow- HELP!
Mario: Um...
Mario went behind Bowser, swung him around, and threw him into Toad.
Toad: OOF! THE PAIN!
Mario: Oops, sorry Bowser.
Toad: SORRY TO BOWSER, NOTHING FOR ME?!
Mario swung Bowser around again, and yet again threw him into Toad... but Toad was behind a bomb, and I think you can figure out what that means… Or if not, then I’ll tell you, , the bomb blew up-
BOOM!
Bowser, Toad, Mario, for some reason Lemmy, and Peach flew off back to Peach’s castle.
Bowser: OOF! That hurt!
Lemmy: What am I doing here?
Toad: I'm... still... on... fire....
Peach: Your pay is docked!
Toad: For... what... now...?
Peach: Well, the explosion ruined my dress!
Toad: You have tons of DRESSES!
Peach: Yeah, but this was my favorite pink dress.
Mario: Well, it’s all right, Toad.
Mario pat Toads back
Toad: YEOW!
Mario: Sorry, my hand was in cold water for an hour, but I didn't feel anything because I have a waterproof gloves!
Toad: *sob* Not fair.
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