One fine day, everything was fine in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Peach: TOAD! GET IN HERE!

Toad sprinted into the room.

Toad: Yes, my ole complainy one!

Peach: Stop that, and I need you-

Toad: Oh no.

Peach: -to take this package-

Toad: No...

Peach: -to Yoshi's Island-

Toad: Ah...

Peach: -with Mario.

Toad: NO! NO! NO! I PLEAD, NOT WITH MARIO!

Peach: My mind is made up, go!

Toad: *grumble*

Mario comes in the room.

Mario: Hey buddy!

Mario slaps Toad’s back.

Toad: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! YOUR HAND IS HOT!

Mario: Must be, it was on the stove for an hour!

Toad: *grumble* NOT TODAY, MARIO!

Mario: Not today? It is today…

Toad: Shut up, and let’s get going.

Toad and Mario walk out of the castle.

Toad: Do me a favor, Mario, and don't come with me.

Mario: Peach gave you orders to come with ME!

Toad: Yeah, well... I don't want you to come along, for you’re an IDIOT!

Mario: Well, that was harsh.

Toad: Sorry.

Mario: It's ok, let’s just get going to Yoshi's Island!

Toad: Fine, the sooner the better.

Toad and Mario walked out of Toad Town, and bumped right into two Koopas

Koopa #1: It's Mario! Let’s try to beat him up, though we never succeed!

Toad: Well, that was lame.

The two Koopas beat up on Toad

Toad: No -ow- STOP -OWCH- MAAARRRRRRIIIIIOOOOO!

Mario was over sniffing some flowers

Mario: *sniff* Hmmmm... *gasp* THE FLOWER HAS EYES AND A MOUTH!

The two Koopas walked away as Mario came back to see Toad in a... bad state.

Mario: Toad, stop playing around! We have to get this package to Yoshi's Island!

Toad: You bonehead! Why -ow- didn't you help me?!

Mario: It seemed like you were doing good for the first half. I figured you had them beat.

Toad: Of all the *grumble*… FINE! Let's just take this package to Yoshi's Island, and get this over with!

Mario: Alrighty.

Later on that day, Mario and Toad had made it to Yoshi’s Island

Yoshi: Mario, Toad! Yoshi glad to see both. Did Mario come with the package?

Mario: Give him the package. Toad!

Toad: Uh... I thought YOU had the package.

Mario: No, you had the package.

Toad: No, I'm pretty sure you-

Mario: Blaming me for your problems, how kiddy!

Toad: Let's just go back and find the package then!

Mario: Fine, I hope you learn from your mistakes after this!

Toad: You had-

Mario: Pointing fingers will do nothing, now let’s get the package.

Toad, grumbling, and Mario make it back where the two Koopas beat on Toad. Bowser was there.

Bowser: Wow, a random package! I think I'll take it to my castle to open up!

Bowser snapped his fingers and his Clown Copter came. Bowser hopped in the Copter and flew back to his castle.

Toad: That's just great, THAT'S JUST GREAT! Bowser got the package! Guess we’re going to have-

Toad looked back to see Mario was nowhere.

Toad: GREAT!

Toad walked all the way over to Bowser’s Castle, to see Mario sitting at the front door

Toad: MARIO?! Why did you leave me behind?

Mario: I didn't leave you behind, you just didn't catch up to me and my fast running standards.

Toad: I'm a Toad, okay? I can't run, my legs are short.

Mario: Well, in Mario Party games, you seem to move fast!

Toad: That's because we all run the same speed.

Mario: What are you talking about?

Toad: *sigh* Never mind, let’s just get the package back!

Mario: That's what I'm trying to do, but it's a hard door to get through!

Toad opened the door.

Mario: *gasp* You opened the door! You are one sneaky Toad.

Toad: Never mind, let’s just go in.

Mario and Toad walked in the castle to find Bowser trying to open the package with Lemmy.

Lemmy: I told you, if you use your fire, you will burn the whole package!

Bowser: Well, I beg to differ. I believe it would work.

Lemmy: It's not going to work.

Bowser: Geez, just give things a try for once, would you?

Lemmy: Fighting is going to get us nowhere, just get a pair of scissors and open it up.

Bowser: But what if I ruin the package?

Lemmy: Who really cares?

Bowser: I do.

Lemmy: You know Mario is over there.

Bowser: Yeah.

Lemmy: Ok, just making sure.

Mario: Give us that package, Bowser!

Toad: Wow, the only time he acts smart, fighting for Peach.

Bowser: I don't have Peach this time, please don't hurt me!

Mario: Oh... Well then. Let’s-a go, Toad!

Toad: But we need the package... for Peach!

Mario: Well, when you put it that way.

Bowser came running at Mario, but Mario stuck his foot out and tripped Bowser

Bowser: OWCH! Stop, you win!

A little while later, Bowser, Lemmy, Mario, and Toad were sitting around a table

Bowser: You can have anything you want... It's yours.

Toad: We’ll take-

Bowser: Oh, and excuse me. I will just take out this cheesecake to eat.

Mario: Man, that cheesecake looks good.

Bowser: You want it?

Toad: No, we’re here to take the pa-

Mario: We’re taking the cheesecake!

Mario and Toad left the castle

Toad: All that for a CHEESECAKE?!

Mario: Oh... You want a piece?

Toad: NO, I DON'T!

Mario: Well, no need to yell!

Toad: Come on, let’s get back to Peach's Castle.

Toad and Mario walked all the way back to Peach's Castle, to find her sitting in a chair, looking... pretty angry.

Toad: H-hello Peach. How are-

Peach: What took you so long? Did you send the package to the Yoshis or not?!

Toad: Uh, YES! Yes we did!

Peach: Oh, well. I'm happy, you shall get that raise you’ve wanted for awhile now, Toad!

Toad: My goodness, a bad day turned into a GOOD day after all!

Peach: Was Mario much help?

Toad: Uh, yeah, kinda.

Peach: Well, I'm off to bed now. Thank you both!

Mario: Before you go anywhere, we just want to tell you, that we didn't send the package.

Peach: You WHAT?!

Toad: Mario!

Mario: That's my name!

Peach: That's it, I'm docking your pay!

Toad: I'm almost working for free now, COME ON!

Peach: Shouting gets you nowhere!

Peach stomped off.

Toad: MARIO?! WHY?!

Mario: Are you ok, Toad? Maybe you should have eaten that cheesecake with me.

Toad: It's just not fair!