Ludwig: Hello everyone, I am your teacher, Ludwig von Koopa. And today, I’ll be teaching math for the rest of the day. My job is to teach you stuff.
Toad Kid: Isn’t Ludwig von Koopa a famous composer?
Ludwig: (annoyed) No. That’s Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Toad Kid: Then why-
Ludwig: JUST SIT DOWN!!!
The class whimpers and sit down in their seats.
Ludwig: Good. We’ll start easy. What’s 2+2?
Yoshi raises his hand.
Ludwig: Yes?
Yoshi: Uhhh… Five!
Koopa: No, I think it’s six.
Ludwig: No you idiots! All of those answers are WRONG! It’s four! See? One… two… three… four!
Patrick (SpongeBob Squarepants): …Oh , I knew that.
Ludwig: Then why didn’t you raise your hand?!
Patrick: Because I didn’t want to. Ya got a problem?
Ludwig: Aren’t you supposed to be wearing your water helmet?
Patrick: Huh? Oh! I forgot!
He puts it on.
Ludwig: (… Idiot.) I can’t believe ALL of you would miss that problem! It was SO easy.
Koopa: It is for YOU, Mr. I-Know-It-All!
Ludwig: How dare you speak to me like that? Go to the principal’s office… NOW!
Koopa: But-
Ludwig: I said NOW!!!
Koopa: FINE!
The Koopa leaves the classroom, stomping his feet.
Ludwig: This is a third grade class! All of you should know this stuff by now.
Shy Guy: Patrick doesn’t. He’s an idiot.
Patrick: Why you little!
Shy Guy and Patrick start fighting and get into a cartoony cloud fight. They go out through the classroom door while they’re doing that.
Shy Guy: Help!!! I’m getting beaten up!
Ludwig: Help yourself.
The bell rings for everyone to go home. The class cheers.
Yoshi: Yay! It’s time to go home!
Toad Kid: It is?
Goomba: Yay!
The class get their backpacks and head for home.
Ludwig: IDIOTS!!! That was for recess! Well, I’m still glad it’s over now. Nobody doesn’t know ANYTHING!!!
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