One day at Peach's castle, Toad was still working hard as usual.
Toad: I can't take this job any longer! My hands get wrinkly from washing the dishes, every time I give food to Peach she complains, and nothing seems to please her!
Toadsworth: My, that's the PRINCESS you’re talking about, Toad. You’d better take all those words back, or Peach will certainly find out.
Toad: Well go ahead, I can't take this job, and my pay is lousy!
Toadsworth: But Toad, where would you work? How would you survive?
Toad: I don't need your sympathy, I QUIT!
Toad stomps out of the castle.
Toad: Hmm... Maybe I should have waited to get my paycheck.
Toadsworth: Too late now!
Toad: Shut up!
The next day...
Toadsworth: I say, Toad! Get out of the princess' garden!
Toad: Uh... Wha?
Toadsworth: *sigh*
Toadsworth picks up Toad and throws him out in Toad Town
Toad: Well everything will be all right... I hope...
Toad walks around Toad Town and finds a "Need a job? Well come in here, were not going to wait all day for you" sign
Toad: Ok.
Toad walks in the fast food place
Toad: What... Since when does Toad Town have a fast food place?
A manager Toad come up to Toad.
Manger: Opened up just today!
Toad: Huh... Well, can I work here?
Manger: Sure, we need more helpers, son!
Toad: Uh... Call me Toad.
Manger: No, I'm calling you son!
Toad: No, call me Toad.
Manger: All right Toad, shut up.
Toad: ...
Manger: Now go to the cashier for awhile, all right?
Toad: Yes, sir.
Later...
Toad: Yes, what would you like?
Larry: Uh... Hmm.... No... Uh... I guess I'll have the veggie soup.
Toad: Coming right up.
Toad goes and grabs some veggie soup and passes it to Larry
Larry: Thanks.
Later...
Toad: Yes sir, do you have a problem with your order?
Larry: Yes I do, there’s a hair in my soup.
Toad: For petes sakes!
Toad grabs the hair and throws it out of the soup
Larry: Ew, I'm not eating it now, knowing you had your hands in my soup!
Toad: Boohoo, like I care.
Larry takes the soup and pours it over Toad’s head.
Toad: UH!
Manger: SON!
Toad: IT'S TOAD!
Manger: I know. In my fast food store, we have three strikes! Get three strikes and you’re out!
Toad: (sarcastically) OH, how clever!
Manger: Thank you! Now that's strike one for you, son!
Toad: IT'S TOAD!
Manger: Your name’s SON!
Toad: NO! IT'S TOAD!
Manger: Stop yelling, or you’re going to get another strike!
Toad: Well, you’re yelling too!
Manger: Blaming your manger, how kiddy.
Toad: ...
Manger: Now go over and wash the dishes!
Toad: You have NO dishwasher?!
Manger: No...
Toad: FINE THEN!
Toad stomps over to the kitchen and goes to the dishes.
Toad: I feel like I'm in Peach's Castle all over again!
Mario: Hello Toad!
Toad: OH NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Mario: I'm the boss, and I've been hearing good things about you, Toad!
Toad: After just two hours of working here?
Mario: Yes, here’s your paycheck for the day!
Mario gives Toad his paycheck, but trips and the paycheck goes in the water.
Mario: Oops, sorry, I'll get it.
Mario takes the paycheck out and puts a lighter next to it
Mario: This lighter should warm it up!
Toad: NO!
The paycheck burns into ashes.
Toad: ...
Mario: Oh... Well I'm not giving you another paycheck, that would be wasting money. Besides, it was your own fault. I hope you learn from your mistakes, son.
Toad: TOAD!
Mario: ... Son?
Toad: TOAD!
Mario: ... Son?
Toad: TOAD!
Mario leaves the room
Mario: SON!
Toad: GRRRR!
Manger: Toad, you've been shouting ever since you got here, strike two!
Toad: Oh, that's not even fair!
Manger: Is to me, now go over and wash some windows.
Toad: *sigh* Fine.
Toad goes over and washes the windows at the front door
RUMBLE
Toad: ... What was that?
Tons of Super Koopas come in the room and stomp over Toad
Toad: Ow-owch-OH- STOP!
The Super Koopas all line up to eat
Mario: Toad, get over to the cash register, and stop sleeping on the job!
Toad gets up in pain and goes to the cashier
Toad: Hello, what would you like?
zz1666: Everything.
Toad: Ok.
Toad grabs a huge bag with everything the fast food store has.
Toad: Enjoy.
zz1666 looks in the bag.
zz1666: You forgot the pickles!
Toad: Too bad.
zz1666 punches Toad.
Toad: Oh!
General Toad: Yes, could me and my army have fifty cheeseburgers?
Toad: Coming up.
Toad goes over and grabs fifty cheeseburgers and gives them to each trooper.
Toad #43: Mine doesn't have cheese, sir!
Toad: Should I care?
General Toad: Well, none of ours has cheese, and today is cheeseburger day for us!
Toad: Who cares?
General Toad: We shall be back!
Toad: Meh.
Fireball: Yeah, could I have large fries... Oh, what burger should I pick... Uh, number seven I guess, with a large soda?
Toad: Here you go.
Fireball: Wait a minute, this is not large fries! Nor a number 7, it's not spicy!
Toad: SHUT UP! SHUT UP, I'VE HAD ENOUGH COMPLAINTS, ENOUGH PUNCHES IN THE FACE, AND I DIDN'T GET A PAYCHECK SINCE MY BOSS IS MARIO, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Fireball: Hmm...
Fireball ground pounds Toad three times, throws a fireball at him, and leaves with his order even though it's not a number 7 nor large fries.
Manager: Toad, that's strike three, YOU’RE FIRED!
Toad: GOOD!
Toad stomps out of the fast food chain and walks back to Peach’s Castle to get his job back.
Toadsworth: My, Toad! We need you more than ever!
Toad: Why?
Toadsworth: Peach needs someone to yell at, cut his pay, and such!
Toad: Fine, I'll take the job back.
Toadsworth: Thank goodness! Oh, and Master Mario is here too!
Mario: Here's your paycheck Peach wanted to send you, it's a raise!
Toad: OH, GOODY!
Mario gives Toad his paycheck, but trips and the paycheck goes in some nearby water bucket, full of water might I add.
Mario: Oops, sorry, I'll get it.
Mario takes the paycheck out and puts a lighter next to it.
Mario: This lighter should warm it up!
Toad: NO!
The paycheck burns into ashes.
Toad: Why?!
A Tank blasts through the wall.
General Toad: I told you we would be back!
A Bullet Bill is about to hit Toad.
Toad: WHY?!
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