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I Quit, But That Doesn't Mean I Don't Want A Job
 
By Fireball

One day at Peach's castle, Toad was still working hard as usual.

Toad: I can't take this job any longer! My hands get wrinkly from washing the dishes, every time I give food to Peach she complains, and nothing seems to please her!

Toadsworth: My, that's the PRINCESS you’re talking about, Toad. You’d better take all those words back, or Peach will certainly find out.

Toad: Well go ahead, I can't take this job, and my pay is lousy!

Toadsworth: But Toad, where would you work? How would you survive?

Toad: I don't need your sympathy, I QUIT!

Toad stomps out of the castle.

Toad: Hmm... Maybe I should have waited to get my paycheck.

Toadsworth: Too late now!

Toad: Shut up!

The next day...

Toadsworth: I say, Toad! Get out of the princess' garden!

Toad: Uh... Wha?

Toadsworth: *sigh*

Toadsworth picks up Toad and throws him out in Toad Town

Toad: Well everything will be all right... I hope...

Toad walks around Toad Town and finds a "Need a job? Well come in here, were not going to wait all day for you" sign

Toad: Ok.

Toad walks in the fast food place

Toad: What... Since when does Toad Town have a fast food place?

A manager Toad come up to Toad.

Manger: Opened up just today!

Toad: Huh... Well, can I work here?

Manger: Sure, we need more helpers, son!

Toad: Uh... Call me Toad.

Manger: No, I'm calling you son!

Toad: No, call me Toad.

Manger: All right Toad, shut up.

Toad: ...

Manger: Now go to the cashier for awhile, all right?

Toad: Yes, sir.

Later...

Toad: Yes, what would you like?

Larry: Uh... Hmm.... No... Uh... I guess I'll have the veggie soup.

Toad: Coming right up.

Toad goes and grabs some veggie soup and passes it to Larry

Larry: Thanks.

Later...

Toad: Yes sir, do you have a problem with your order?

Larry: Yes I do, there’s a hair in my soup.

Toad: For petes sakes!

Toad grabs the hair and throws it out of the soup

Larry: Ew, I'm not eating it now, knowing you had your hands in my soup!

Toad: Boohoo, like I care.

Larry takes the soup and pours it over Toad’s head.

Toad: UH!

Manger: SON!

Toad: IT'S TOAD!

Manger: I know. In my fast food store, we have three strikes! Get three strikes and you’re out!

Toad: (sarcastically) OH, how clever!

Manger: Thank you! Now that's strike one for you, son!

Toad: IT'S TOAD!

Manger: Your name’s SON!

Toad: NO! IT'S TOAD!

Manger: Stop yelling, or you’re going to get another strike!

Toad: Well, you’re yelling too!

Manger: Blaming your manger, how kiddy.

Toad: ...

Manger: Now go over and wash the dishes!

Toad: You have NO dishwasher?!

Manger: No...

Toad: FINE THEN!

Toad stomps over to the kitchen and goes to the dishes.

Toad: I feel like I'm in Peach's Castle all over again!

Mario: Hello Toad!

Toad: OH NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Mario: I'm the boss, and I've been hearing good things about you, Toad!

Toad: After just two hours of working here?

Mario: Yes, here’s your paycheck for the day!

Mario gives Toad his paycheck, but trips and the paycheck goes in the water.

Mario: Oops, sorry, I'll get it.

Mario takes the paycheck out and puts a lighter next to it

Mario: This lighter should warm it up!

Toad: NO!

The paycheck burns into ashes.

Toad: ...

Mario: Oh... Well I'm not giving you another paycheck, that would be wasting money. Besides, it was your own fault. I hope you learn from your mistakes, son.

Toad: TOAD!

Mario: ... Son?

Toad: TOAD!

Mario: ... Son?

Toad: TOAD!

Mario leaves the room

Mario: SON!

Toad: GRRRR!

Manger: Toad, you've been shouting ever since you got here, strike two!

Toad: Oh, that's not even fair!

Manger: Is to me, now go over and wash some windows.

Toad: *sigh* Fine.

Toad goes over and washes the windows at the front door

RUMBLE

Toad: ... What was that?

Tons of Super Koopas come in the room and stomp over Toad

Toad: Ow-owch-OH- STOP!

The Super Koopas all line up to eat

Mario: Toad, get over to the cash register, and stop sleeping on the job!

Toad gets up in pain and goes to the cashier

Toad: Hello, what would you like?

zz1666: Everything.

Toad: Ok.

Toad grabs a huge bag with everything the fast food store has.

Toad: Enjoy.

zz1666 looks in the bag.

zz1666: You forgot the pickles!

Toad: Too bad.

zz1666 punches Toad.

Toad: Oh!

General Toad: Yes, could me and my army have fifty cheeseburgers?

Toad: Coming up.

Toad goes over and grabs fifty cheeseburgers and gives them to each trooper.

Toad #43: Mine doesn't have cheese, sir!

Toad: Should I care?

General Toad: Well, none of ours has cheese, and today is cheeseburger day for us!

Toad: Who cares?

General Toad: We shall be back!

Toad: Meh.

Fireball: Yeah, could I have large fries... Oh, what burger should I pick... Uh, number seven I guess, with a large soda?

Toad: Here you go.

Fireball: Wait a minute, this is not large fries! Nor a number 7, it's not spicy!

Toad: SHUT UP! SHUT UP, I'VE HAD ENOUGH COMPLAINTS, ENOUGH PUNCHES IN THE FACE, AND I DIDN'T GET A PAYCHECK SINCE MY BOSS IS MARIO, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Fireball: Hmm...

Fireball ground pounds Toad three times, throws a fireball at him, and leaves with his order even though it's not a number 7 nor large fries.

Manager: Toad, that's strike three, YOU’RE FIRED!

Toad: GOOD!

Toad stomps out of the fast food chain and walks back to Peach’s Castle to get his job back.

Toadsworth: My, Toad! We need you more than ever!

Toad: Why?

Toadsworth: Peach needs someone to yell at, cut his pay, and such!

Toad: Fine, I'll take the job back.

Toadsworth: Thank goodness! Oh, and Master Mario is here too!

Mario: Here's your paycheck Peach wanted to send you, it's a raise!

Toad: OH, GOODY!

Mario gives Toad his paycheck, but trips and the paycheck goes in some nearby water bucket, full of water might I add.

Mario: Oops, sorry, I'll get it.

Mario takes the paycheck out and puts a lighter next to it.

Mario: This lighter should warm it up!

Toad: NO!

The paycheck burns into ashes.

Toad: Why?!

A Tank blasts through the wall.

General Toad: I told you we would be back!

A Bullet Bill is about to hit Toad.

Toad: WHY?!

The End

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