In Peach’s Castle…
Toad: @#$% man! I’m so ticked off working for Peach every @#$%^& day! Why can’t Mario be her servant instead of #$%^@ me? Great! Now I’m cussing my @#$&%& self!
Suddenly a lightbulb crashes down on Toad’s head.
Toad: @#$%, Author! You @#$ %&* did this to me!
Yoshi then walks by.
Toad: Hi Yoshi! You know-
He then walks away.
Toad: @#$%^&!!! Why does everyone @#$%^&* ignore me?!
Toadette then appears.
Toadette: Maybe you just need to calm down a little, sweetie, and quit cussing at people for now.
Toad: &%#@, Toadette. I don’t need your *&^%%$ help! I can cuss whenever I want, you %$#@&%$.
He goes back to Toad Town, stomping his feet. As soon as he gets there, people start laughing at him.
Toad Kid: Hey look! It’s that Toad who always gets beaten by Mario!
Toad: You @#$%^& shut up you &%$#@ Toad kid!
Mom: How dare you speak like that to my son?!
Toad Kid: WAAAAAAAA! MMMOOOMMMYYY!!!
Mom: It will be all right. Give Mommy a hug! Don’t mind that bad stranger.
Toad: I don’t care what you %^&*( say to me.
Suddenly the cops come into Toad Town.
Koopa: Get him!
Koopa #2: Yeah!
Toad: What the @#$% did I do?! I didn’t &^%$# do anything!
Koopa: Oh yes you did! Cussing is seriously NOT allowed in the Mushroom Kingdom. You’ll be going to jail for doing that.
The two Koopas handcuff him and bring him to the cop car.
Toad: @#$%!!! Toadette! Save me from these @#$%^ cops! Help!!!
Yoshi, Mario, Peach and Toadette all arrive in Toad Town.
Yoshi: Bye Toad. Have good fun in jail.
Mario: You’ve gotta be kidding me. Jail is BORING. Not “fun”.
Peach: I’m pretty sure it’s all about a lesson.
Toadette: Yup! I was the one who called the cops. The lesson to Toad is that it’s not good to cuss all the time.
Toad: NOOOOOO!!! THIS IS THE &^%$#@ BADDEST DAY I’VE HAD IN MY *&^%$ LIFE!!!
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