It all began one morning at Peach's Castle. Peach was watching TV while the Mario Bros. were on vacation
Peach: Ooh, when's Mario back from vacation? I could be kidnapped at any moment!
Just then, a commercial comes on the TV.
Guy on TV: Hi, are people always bugging you, hurting you, or kidnapping you?
Peach: Huh?
Guy on TV: Then you need, this new heat-seeking TAZER! Jst call 555-555-5555 and we'll send it to you in five seconds for no coins at all!
Peach dials the phone and gets the tazer. At that moment Larry and Lemmy walk up behind Peach.
Lemmy: SURPRISE!
Peach: HI-YAAAA!
Peach tazes Lemmy and he falls to the floor in a dead faint. Then Peach aims the tazer at Larry.
Larry: Wait, please! Don't taze me, Peach, I didn't do anyth- OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOW!
Lemmy faints and Peach then drags them off to a jail right next to the castle. After getting sent to his cell, Larry makes a short video to send to his siblings (the guards didn't take away his video camera).
Larry: If you're watching this video now... that means me and Lemmy have been captured by Peach and we're now her prisoners. We were arrested for... kidnapping... getting close to Peach… and, and attacking while Mario was on vacation.
Lemmy: Now we'll be stuck here being Peach's slaves, but not if we can escape from here. Ha ha! ... But what if we're caught during or after the escape...? We don't want to be slaves forever!
Later, when Iggy gets the tape…
Iggy: They were captured?
Bowser: They're going to the dungeon when we bust them out!
Roy: No way!
Iggy pulls out a pistol.
Roy: OKAY! We'll bust ‘em out!
Back in jail…
Larry: We've got to find a way to escape! But first, let's check out this cell.
Lemmy: Let's see, there's a TV here, that's good.
Larry: Hey! A Gameboy! I wonder what game is in it... Super Shooter, this is a great way to kill time now!
Lemmy: Let's just watch some TV.
After watching "Cool Hand Joe" they come up with a plan to escape.
Some time later, they're out on the roof with Andy Koopa, a Fire Bro who was arrested for pummeling Mario.
Andy: So how we bustin’ out, Larry?
Larry: With this glider! It still needs work though.
A few minutes later…
Guard: Feedin' time! ... Oh man, they broke out… What's peach going to say?
An alarm goes off.
Andy: WE BEEN MADE! IT'S NOW OR NEVER, BOYS!
Larry: Wait, I'm not finished!
They take off, but crash to the ground about 5 seconds later and pass out again. Peach finds them again, and decides to kill them.
Peach: This will teach you to try escaping!
Peach pulls out a drill.
Andy: Are you a surgeon?
Peach: No.
The wall collapses and Bowser plows through.
Bowser: Is Peach a surgeon?
He steals the drill just as Peach starts to lower it, then takes Larry and Lemmy away, but Andy is left alone until his partner Ken Koopa breaks him out 10 years later.
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