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Those Random Days
 
By Fireball
One day all was well at the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser was trying to steal Peach like always, as Mario was waiting for a Toad to scream "HELP HELP HELP!"  
 
Bowser: Come on Peach, in the Clown Copter.  
 
Peach: No!  
 
Bowser: *sigh* Fine.  
 
Bowser grabs Peach, but Peach grabs some pepper spray and sprays it in Bowser's eyes  
 
Bowser: Uh! PEPPER SPRAY, IT BURNS THE EYES!  
 
Peach runs off. Ludwig comes over, but gets pepper spray in his eyes to  
 
Ludwig: IT BURNS SO!  
 
Peach, still trying to run out of her castle, gets stopped by Roy  
 
Peach: PEPPER SPRAY!  
 
Peach tries using pepper spray on Roy’s eyes, but Roy has shades on, so it has no affect on Roy.  
 
Roy: Aw man, now my shades need cleaning.  
 
Roy throws Peach and Ludwig in the Copter, and then goes back to Bowser and grabs him and barely gets him in the Copter  
 
Roy: Never controlled this before, I'll see what I can do.  
 
Roy drives the Copter and goes way up in the sky, and hits a flying dragon  
 
Gloomtail: Stupid flies!  
 
Roy: *gulp*  
 
Roy drives off in a hurry while screaming  
 
Gloomtail: Wait, that scream. Sounds like Roy. Wouldn't hurt to hurt him.  
 
Gloomtail flies over to Bowser's castle, to see Mario knocking on the big door  
 
Gloomtail: Might as well hurt Mario.  
 
Gloomtail flies down to Mario  
 
Mario: Oh no, it's Hooktail!  
 
Gloomtail: No.  
 
Mario: Bonetail?  
 
Gloomtail: No.  
 
Mario: Hooktail?  
 
Gloomtail: You already said Hooktail.  
 
Mario: Uh, give me a another clue.  
 
Gloomtail: Uh, something dark.  
 
Mario: Things that are black.  
 
Gloomtail: Um, shadowy places!  
 
Mario: Things on a dark day!  
 
Gloomtail: No-  
 
BEEP  
 
Luigi: I'm sorry, but the correct answer was "Things that are Gloomy". Did you guys have fun?  
 
Gloomtail: Yes, I had a good time.  
 
Mario: As did I.  
 
Luigi: Well, thanks for playing, and watch us again on Pyr-  
 
Gloomtail gulps Luigi down, and spits him far off  
 
Gloomtail: You’re next.  
 
Gloomtail goes to eat Mario, but before he does, an airship flies over him shooting Bullet Bills at him  
 
Gloomtail: Wait here.  
 
Mario: Can do.  
 
Gloomtail flies up to the airship and lands on top of it, destroying the airship  
 
Bowser: No! Coins down the drain once again!  
 
Roy: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!  
 
Gloomtail: Scream in circles as I gulp you down.  
 
Gloomtail eats up Bowser and Roy, but spits them out far away  
 
Gloomtail: Ugh, sour!  
 
Bowser and Roy land back in the castle.  
 
Ludwig: I told you two it would be a bad idea to hit Gloomtail with the airship.  
 
Roy: Who?  
 
Ludwig: Gloomtail.  
 
Roy: Oh, well you should have said something!  
 
Ludwig: Wha- Never mind.  
 
Bowser: We can't give up, we Koopas never give up!  
 
Ludwig: Except when Mario comes, you lose against him and practically cry and come back here.  
 
Bowser: Shut up! No dessert for you!  
 
Ludwig: Good, rots the teeth.  
 
Bowser: What is wrong with you? Anyway, but I come up with new plans to get Mario, that shows I never stop trying to beat Mario!  
 
Ludwig: *sigh* Good for you, King Dad.  
 
Bowser: Thank you.  
 
Back to Gloomtail…  
 
Gloomtail: Now, maybe I can go and find some people to squish.  
 
Gloomtail flies away to Toad Town to find Peach.  
 
Gloomtail: Hello Peach, mind if I eat you?  
 
Peach: Yes I do, I'm royal.  
 
Gloomtail: To who?  
 
Peach: Everyone!  
 
Gloomtail: Yeah, sure, whatever.  
 
Gloomtail eats Peach up and spits her out  
 
Gloomtail: Ew, sweet and lovey!  
 
Hooktail then comes to the scene  
 
Hooktail: What are you doing here-  
 
Gloomtail: Shut up and get out of here, you cricket hater!  
 
Hooktail: Where's the cricket?!  
 
Gloomtail: Get out of here!  
 
Bonetail then comes  
 
Bonetail: Hello Gloomtail and Hooktail, what are you two doing-  
 
Gloomtail: Get out of here, you pile of bones! I am the god dragon!  
 
Bonetail: No! You get out of here, you-  
 
Gloomtail: Just get out of here!  
 
Bonetail and Hooktail fly off  
 
Gloomtail: Wow, talk about random things happening.  
 
Back with Peach, she had just landed back in her castle  
 
Peach: Owch!  
 
Toadsworth: Princess Peach, are you quite all right?  
 
Peach: Where's Toad?!  
 
Toadsworth: I'll see if I can find him, Princess.  
 
Toad just appears in the room  
 
Toad: I did the dishes, did your laundry, cooked you dinner, and weren't you stolen from Bowser minutes ago?  
 
Peach: I was, but I came back.  
 
Toad: Sure.  
 
Peach: And now that I don't feel in a good mood, I'm cutting your pay!  
 
Toad: ... SO I DID ALL YOUR CHORES FOR NOTHING!  
 
Peach: No, you just made my life much easier by not doing those chores.  
 
Toad: You’re welcome!  
 
Toad stomps off  
 
Peach: What's wrong with Toad? I just cut his pay.  
 
Back with Mario…  
 
Mario: Um... I wonder when Gloomtail is coming back.  
 
Back with Bowser…  
 
Bowser: Well, that makes more sense.  
 
Roy: Indeed it does.  
 
Lemmy comes in the room.  
 
Lemmy: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to update my website!  
 
Bowser: No dessert for you!  
 
Lemmy: Uh, all right.  
 
Lemmy rolls out of the room. (He's on a ball, what else did you think I said roll for?)  
 
Bowser: What's his problem leaving the room like that?  
 
Ludwig: Who would know, he's a wonder.  
 
Back with Gloomtail…  
 
Gloomtail: Now, I rule Toad Town! Hey, little Toad!  
 
A Green Toad stops and looks at Gloomtail.  
 
Green Toad: Are you talking to me?  
 
Gloomtail: Yes, now come over here.  
 
The Toad walks close to Gloomtail.  
 
Gloomtail: Look over there!  
 
As the Toad looks at nothing, Gloomtail slurps the Toad down  
 
Gloomtail: *slurp* Yummmmmmmmmmmy!  
 
Gloomtail then spits the Toad out.  
 
Gloomtail: Get out of here!  
 
The Toad runs off, with goo all over him dripping off  
 
Back with Mario…  
 
Mario: ...  
 
Back with Toad…  
 
Toad: I'm going out!  
 
Toad walks out to meet with Gloomtail.  
 
Toad: Eep!  
 
Gloomtail: Not so fast!  
 
Gloomtail grabs Toad.  
 
Gloomtail: You ever taste Peach She tastes kind of sweet and lovey, right?  
 
Toad: Yes, whatever you say!  
 
Back at Bowser's Castle…  
 
Bowser: Hey, where's Peach?!  
 
Ludwig: Must’ve gone back to the castle.  
 
Bowser: Well, I guess we could go and make another trip, but gas sure has been going up these days!  
 
Ludwig: ... Since when do we use gas? And your Copter doesn't even USE gas!  
 
Bowser: Gosh, just trying to make small talk.  
 
Bowser, Ludwig, and Roy get in the Copter and ride off to Toad Town to see Gloomtail talking with Toad.  
 
Toad: Ever notice that pies don't taste alike?  
 
Gloomtail: I know, they all taste different.  
 
Roy: Revenge!  
 
Gloomtail: Huh? Oh. Hi random Koopas!  
 
Bowser, Ludwig, and Roy jump out of the Clown Copter and go up to Gloomtail to fight.  
 
Gloomtail: *sigh*  
 
Gloomtail hits the three Koopas and they fly off.  
 
Gloomtail: This sure has been a random day.  
 
Back with Mario…  
 
Mario: ...  
 
The Random End

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