Mario: Hey guys, do you want to play Legend of Zelda?

Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad: Yeah!

Luigi: But we can’t touch the NES.

Mario: Well, um, we’ll just act it out instead.

Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad: YAY!

Mario: Okay, I'm gonna be Link. Peach, you can be Princess Zelda.

Princess Peach: YAY! I always wanted to be a princess.

Luigi: But you already are…

Princess Peach: (mad) Shut up!

Mario: Toad can be Ganondorf.

Toad: *starts crying* I'm not a dork!

Mario: No, I said Ganondorf, he's the bad guy.

Toad: Oh, hooray! *evil laugh*

Luigi: What about me?

Mario: Oh Luigi, you can be an Octorok.

Luigi: What?!

Mario: Yeah.

Luigi: Why do I have to be an Octorok?

Mario: ‘Cause I said so.

Luigi: Oh, ok. That’s a pretty good reason. (quietly) I guess.

Mario: Now then, let’s begin.

Toad: *evil laugh* I have got you, Zelda.

Princess Peach: Oh no, help me Link!

Mario: Why?

Princess Peach: ‘Cause that’s your job. If you rescue me then you can see the staff credits and turn off the game and put it back on your game shelf never to be played again.

Mario: Oh, ok.

Mario starts walking towards Toad and Princess Peach, when all of a sudden Luigi spits on Mario.

Mario: (disgusted) Yuck! Luigi what did you do that for?

Luigi: I’m an Octorok, it’s my job.

Mario: Oh, okey dokey. Well um, I used my shield to deflect it, it’s flying back towards you.

Luigi: Oh no!