One day at Peach's Castle, Toad has just finished cooking the princess’ dinner. After she eats, she calls Toad into the room.
Peach: The food was overcooked, Toad... Again!
Toad: Yes Peach.
Peach: Now for dessert, I want a Candy Mushroom!
Toad: I don't know how to make a Candy Mushroom! And I don't even know what a Candy Mushroom is!
Peach: That's not my problem, but not to worry, Mario will come with you.
Toad: Oh YIPPEE! And I'm being sarcastic if you didn't notice! Mario is the LAST person I want to help me find a random Mushroom that I know nothing of!
Mario: I'm-a here! Let's-a go, Toad!
Mario grabs Toad’s arm and runs out of the castle. They run out of the Mushroom Kingdom and go into a forest.
Toad: WOAH! WOAH! Where are we, Mario? Do you just LOVE randomly running into a forest?!
Mario: Every Monday.
Toad: Oh, well I guess that makes sense. But where are we going to find a Candy Mushroom?
Mario: Oh, well there is a Mushroom shop in the forest that has the best Mushrooms in the world!
Toad: Well it's a risk, especially with you, but let's get going.
So the Toad and the Hero start the journey to get a Candy Mushroom for the princess
Toad: So, what does this Mushroom taste like, Mario?
Mario: How should I know? You pulled me all the way to this forest and told me a shop of the best Mushrooms was in this forest somewhere.
Toad: Wait, you pulled ME into this-
Mario: Now now, don't blame me for your problems.
Toad: ... I never get a say in anything.
Mario: There’s the shop!
Mario points at a torn up shop
Toad: That's not a shop! That's a broken shop! IT LOOKS LIKE IT GOT HIT BY AN AIRPLANE!
Mario: Like that time that airplane hit your house.
Toad: Shut up, that was your fault!
Mario: Tsk. Blaming me again. You must be stressed.
Toad: I'm not stressed one-
All of a sudden, a big, massive Koopa jumps right in front of the two
Bowser: Hello, do you know where I can find a Candy Mushroom?
Mario: Here you go!
Mario takes a Candy Mushroom out of his pocket and gives it to Bowser
Bowser: Thanks pal!
Bowser then runs off
Toad: ... WHY DID YOU GIVE BOWSER THE MUSHROOM?! PEACH IS GOING TO BE ANGRY WITH ME!
Mario: He asked for it nicely.
Toad: Oh! You moron!
Mario: Let's just check the shop and see if anyone’s in it.
So Mario goes in the torn up shop with Toad following, to see it is nice and clean inside the shop .
Monty Mole: Hello strangers, here for a Mushroom?
Toad: Goodness! Yes, Mario! For once in your life you got something right!
Mario: A Candy Mushroom, please!
The Monty Mole walks over to some Mushrooms and takes a yellow Mushroom with black spots on it.
Monty Mole: Here you go!
Mario: Thanks!
Mario eats the Mushroom is one bite.
Toad: MARIO! THAT WAS FOR PEACH! Oh well... Do you have any more Candy Mushrooms?
Monty Mole: Nope, that's all. And that Candy Mushroom costs ten coins.
Toad: Fine!
Toad goes over to the Monty Mole and pays him ten coins, then he and Mario walk out of the shop
Toad: What are we going to tell Peach now, Mario?
Mario: Tell Peach what?
Toad: About the Candy Mushroom.
Mario: ... We were trying to find a Candy Mushroom?
Toad: Uh... YES! WHAT ARE YOU, A MORON?!
Mario: ... Um... Yes?
Toad: For petes sakes! Let's just go back home!
Mario and Toad walk out of the forest back to the Mushroom Kingdom. By the time they get home it is night time
Toad: Mario, look! A Candy Mushroom sale is on, they never sell Candy Mushrooms here! It mush be a special sale!
Mario runs in the shop and buys all the Candy Mushrooms.
Mario: All right, let’s get going!
Mario and Toad walk to Peach's Castle with the Mushrooms and go inside, and give all the Mushrooms to Peach.
Toad: There are your snapin’ Mushrooms! ENJOY!
Peach: Oh, I'm not hungry anymore.
Toad: OH NO! YOU’RE GOING TO EAT THIS MUSHROOM!
Peach: I said I'm not hungry.
Toad: ... You mean I walked with this moron MARIO! Who had a Candy Mushroom, with him the whole time and gave it to his rival, BOWSER! And then went to a shop, gave a Monty Mole all the money I had in my wallet, and now we bought you ALL these Candy Mushrooms, and you’re not going to eat them?!
Peach: On second thought... I will have one.
Toad: GOOD!
Toad looks for the Candy Mushrooms .
Toad: Did you... eat the Mushrooms, Mario?
Mario burps as he nods his head.
Toad: *sob* It's just not fair!
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