One peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Wario are planning to go on a Camping Trip. They have loaded up all their food, sleeping bags, pillows, flashlights, comic books, etc. Now they are all ready to go.

Luigi: Come on, Mario! Please?

Mario: No! I will not allow you to bring those stupid earplugs! You're going to hear us all snoring whether you like it or not! Be a man, Luigi!

Luigi: What about-

Mario: NO NIGHTLIGHT, EITHER!

Luigi: Aw!

Yoshi: Yoshi pack things! We go now?

Mario: Not yet, Wario has to hurry his fat butt up.

Wario: Hey! I have a glandular problem!

Mario: Whatever, Twinky Man!

Toad: Are we GOING YET?!

Luigi: Hey! Don't-a make me do a new episode of-a Luigi's Bone Busters!

Toad: NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

Mario: Okay, Wario's done, let's go!

Wario: But what about my other suitcase-

Mario: I SAID YOU'RE DONE!!!

Wario: Yes sir! Ma'am! Mario! Sparta! Whatever, just don't hurt me!