Fireball: Hello, and welcome to yet another episode-
Roy: Of the crazy, unscripted show-
Mario: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show!
Fireball: Today, we have four brand new shows!
Roy: Four?
Fireball: Yes.
Roy: Cool.
Mario: Indeed.
Fireball: Our crowd is getting much bigger.
Roy: Quite.
Mario: Indeed.
It shows 3 Goombas, 2 Koopas fighting over a sandhich, 4 Paratroopas, 6 Toads, Toadsworth, Wendy, E. Gadd, Daisy, Kooper, Koops, 4 Boos, and Morton.
Fireball: What a crowd, huh?
Mario: THE biggest yet.
Roy: Quite.
Fireball: Take your bathroom breaks.
1 minute later…
Roy: And we’re back. We have some really special treats for you and I can't WAIT to get this show started, how about you, Mario and Fireball?
Fireball: It's going to be something else.
Mario: Out of this world, like pizza.
Fireball: But on with today’s first show, Larry.
Larry: Welcome to my show, Singing with Two Left Mouths! Where I bring three random people off the streets and they sing for a grand prize! Here are the contestants for today’s show!
Spooky Speedster: Wanna race for a Star?
Larry: No! And the two other random people are...
Bowser: I don't WANT to be on this show, this place causes me nothing but TROUBLE!
Lemmy: I don't want to be here, I have a site to be running.
Larry: Do it later and shut up about it!
Lemmy: Ok, your bio section is closed for a week and I'm never giving you my dessert again!
Larry: NOOOOOO! *sniff* Go, Spooky Speedster.
Spooky Speedster: Finally!
Slow music begins to play
Spooky Speedster: Do... you......... want! To race for that....... Star? Do you, do you! Want to race for that Star?
The music now plays normally.
Spooky Speedster: How about it... Wanna race for that Star! ....... How about it.... wanna race for that Star, that Star no one can reach but you and me, and possibly Mario as well! How about it... Wanna race for that Star!
The music starts to go faster.
Spooky Speedster: Do... you... want... to race for that Star? That Star no one can reach, but you and me... and possibly... Mairo... as WELL!
Larry: *sniff*
Lemmy: Sorry for yelling at you, Larry!
Larry: I don't care about you yelling at me, that song was touching! Go and sing, King Dad.
The music plays really fast.
Bowser: Flames!
Everyone: ...
Larry: Is... that it?
Bowser: Awesome, right?
Larry: Whatever floats your airship.
Lemmy goes up to sing, but trips over a bucket.
Lemmy: That's my song.
Larry: Well, you guys just text your vote then. For Spooky Speedster text: Spookyracing For Bowser text: Hissongwasawful For Lemmy text: Lemmygoesuptosingbuttripsoverabucket
Larry: The votes are now in, and the runner-up is... LEMMY!
Lemmy: (sarcastically) Wow, I'm so happy.
Larry: Your prize is a trip for two to Mario's house!
Lemmy: (sarcastically)Yippee.
Larry: And the winner is... SPOOKY! YIIPPPEE!
Bowser: This is soooo stupid! I RULED that song.
Larry: Bowser wins a kick in the knee from Koops, and Spooky here wins gloves for racing!
Spooky Speedster: Hooray!
Bowser gets kicked by Kooper.
Bowser: My pride! *sob*
Larry: That's it from here, back to you guys, Fireball!
Fireball: Thank you, Larry!
Mario: Now we bring you to Wario's Talk, where he talks.
Roy: To you, Wario... WARIO!
Wario: *snore*
A bubble then pops from Wario's nose
Wario: Wha?!
Roy: Do your show or whatever you do.
Wario: Fine! Today’s news is pretty awesome, Roy's Sports Hall was closed for the day after Roy punched Larry so hard, he interrupted the match. Roy is now suing Larry for messing up the fighting match. In other news, Spooky Speedster wants to race for a Star and Toadsworth has been seen today by a random Toad, not that it matters or anything at all....
Fireball, Roy, and Mario: ...
Wario: ...
Fireball, Roy, and Mario: ...
Wario: Oh, that's it.
Fireball: I see. Now let's go to a new show we have here today.
Roy: It's called…
Mario: The Completely Insane Debates of Wario and Luigi.
Minutes later...
Wario: *pant, pant* Sorry I’m late.
Toad: Sit down and shut up! Oh... The camera is on?
Camera Lakitu: Yes, it is.
Toad: Umm... Hi. Welcome to the Completely Insane Debates of Wario and Luigi!
Wario: How do you know it’s going to be completely insane?
Toad: Knowing you two, it’s going to be more than insane.
Luigi: PIE!!!
Toad: See what I mean?
Wario: Just start.
Toad: Ok, today’s topic is “Is Mario a Good Guy or a Bad Guy?”
Luigi: Well, he leaves his underwear lying around everywhere, which pretty much makes him a bad guy.
Wario: His underwear is standing up, not lying down!
Luigi: How would you know?
Wario: Because they dance!
Luigi: Your momma dances!
Wario: She does?
Luigi: Not at all.
Wario: Well, I think Mario is a good guy because he put a piece of trash in the trash can. He’s helping save the environment!
Luigi: Nuh-uh! He dumped all of his trash on some flowers yesterday!
Wario: But he put one of them in the trashcan!
Luigi: That was a recycling can, you idiot!
Wario: Proves my point!
Luigi: It does?
Wario: I’m not sure.
Luigi: Idiot!
Toad: I am not!
Wario: Don’t try to join in! He wasn’t even talking to you!
Toad: I’m not joining in, and I know he wasn’t!
Wario and Luigi: Yeah you are!
Toad: You agreed on something!
Wario and Luigi: We did?
Toad: Yeah, about tomatoes.
Wario: Oh yeah! Umm... what?
Toad: Just trying to keep it interesting.
Luigi: We’re doing just fine without you!
Toad: No you’re not.
Wario: Says who?
Toad: The tomatoes.
Luigi: Which ones?
Toad: The few who just spoke out.
Wario: When?
Toad: Tomorrow evening at 9:05.
Luigi: Aw... Shut up.
Toad: That’s it for today, folks! As you can see this debate has proven to be pretty much pointless!
Wario: Yeah, pointless with a purpose!
Luigi: Don’t forget to brush your teeth every week!
Wario: Or to smell your neighbor’s mail!
Luigi: Or to step on a black cat wearing a tuxedo with mustard on it!
Toad: Ok, this is getting out of hand, we need to end it. Join us next time on The Completely Insane Debate Show!
Fireball: That was pretty insane.
Mario: That's what that title says about it.
Roy: Wow, we’re off to another show already, time sure goes slow!
Fireball: Yep, we will now take you to "You know what grinds my shell", and thanks to Phantos67 for making Completely Insane Debates of Wario and Luigi. Now to you, Ludwig.
Ludwig: Thank you, guys.
Mario: It's what we do.
Ludwig: You know what grinds my shell? Bowser Jr! Come on people, he replaces us great Koopalings in games such as Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy. Would, or would you not want a Koopaling in those games?! THAT'S what grinds my shell.
Fireball: Done so soon?
Ludwig: I'm always done so soon.
Fireball: Fine!
Mario: Hmmmm.
Roy: Quite.
Toad: Let's get going to my other show now.
Fireball: We can fire your show if we feel like it, so when we say so, we will do your Toad's Chest thingy.
2 minutes later…
Mario: Now here is Toad's Chest, everyone!
Toad: Uh, thanks Mario. I have three chests here, one of them as something good, one bad, and the other has something equal. My guest will pick a chest, and we will see what surprise he gets. Well, here he is, Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: Hello everyone!
Toad: Shut up, or do you want me to take one of your bones and hit you with it? Hmmm?
Dry Bones: Um... No?
Toad: Now pick a chest, all right?
Dry Bones: Ok, don't get pushy.
Dry Bones points at Chest 2.
Toad: It's a golden bone! Congrats, Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: Wow, these are RARE! Decent!
Dry Bones drops the Golden Bone and then starts to cry
Toad: News just in, Bones can cry.
Dry Bones: *sniff* How could this happen?!
Toad: Well, anything can happen when you’re on this show, Dry Guy.
Dry Bones takes his arm bones and keeps hitting Toad, and Toad is then on the ground in a little ball crying
Fireball: Woah, that's enough violence, people!
Roy: What are they trying to do, get us sued?
Mario: Who knows.
Fireball: Indeed.
Roy: Quite.
Mario: Yes.
Fireball: And now for another new show, it's called YTtF and Dimentio's Void Fun Fest.
YTtF: Welcome to our special show, the show where your endurance is put to the test, the show that-
The audience throws a tomato at him.
YTtF: Grrrr... Fine. Anyway, welcome to YTtF and Dimentio's Void Fun Fest! Dimentio here will explain the rules.
Dimentio: K. So, in this show, we pick three audience members and get them onstage. Then the curtains lower and when they rise, the audience members will be suspended by ropes. Then the audience will throw stuff at them, trying to knock them down. The audience member that holds the longest wins!
YTtF: Kay. So, our contestants are: Bombette, Ms. Mowz, and Dottie!
The contestants get onstage. The curtains lower, and when they rise, those three are suspended from their ropes.
Dimentio: Oh, I forgot... You'll be hanging above The Void!
Contestants: GAK!
Dimentio snaps his fingers, and The Void materializes below them.
YTtF: Ready, set, go!
The audience starts throwing stuff.
Ms. Mowz: Hey! Watch what you're doing! Wait, what are you doing with that boulder?! Wait, no! GAHHHH!!!
The boulder hits her and makes her slip and fall.
YTtF: One down, two to go! Let's see how the other two are doing!
Suddenly, an audience member throws a knife at Bombette's rope.
Bombette: GAAAAKKKK!
The rope severs. However, there's a steel rope underneath the rope, so she still doesn't fall.
Bombette: WHY CAN'T MY EXISTENCE JUST END?! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE! I QUIT!
As soon as she says that, she's electrocuted.
YTtF: No quitting until time's up!
The shock makes Bombette fall.
Dimentio: Aaaaaannnnndddd, it looks we have a winner! But, as YTtF here just said, it's not over until it's over!
The audience starts concentrating their attacks on Dottie, who slowly starts to fall. However, they forgot that Pixls can float.
Dottie: Ha!
Dimentio snaps his fingers, and Dottie's floating powers are negated.
Dottie: AHHHHH!!!
YTtF: Aaaaaannnnndddd, TIME'S UP!!
Dottie somehow stops in midair.
Dimentio: Congratulations! We have a winner! Here is your prize!
He summons a boulder that falls on Dottie, making her fall.
Dottie: ... Eep.
Then Dimentio closes The Void, with the contestants still in it.
Contestants: BLAGIDABLAGIDABLAGIDABLAGIDABLAGIDABLAGIDA!!!
YTtF: And that's it! Thanks for watching us, and remember, this is...
Dimentio: YTtF's and Dimentio's Void Fun Fest!
Fireball: Oh! I hope the contestants are all right, hopefully Lemmy didn’t see this.
Lemmy: I did.
Mario: Oh no!
Lemmy: It's all right, I made the void drop them off somewhere in the studio.
Roy: Oh, well thanks.
Fireball: Well, we were just trying to look sorry a little bit about the contestants. Never did like those Pixls, not a big character in Mario games.
Mario: Agreed.
Roy: Indeed. And thanks to Your Twin the Fourth for that.
Mario: Now we bring you to another gameshow, HangMarioFawful.
Fawful: Yes! I’m on one of my favorite shows!
Audience: START THE SHOW!
Fawful: Oh yes. Today I will be starring in my own gameshow! We’ll be playing Hangman with Mario!
A Toad whispers something in Fawful’s ears.
Fawful: (blushing) Oh… It appears Mario is doing something else. I guess I’ll substitute. Please welcome our contestants.
Goombella, Bobbery, and a random Koopa enter.
Goombella: Can we start? I really want to receive the “mystery prize”.
Fawful: First, here are the rules. There’s one Mario-related word on the board. You all take turns guessing letters. Each one you get wrong will get me further into the noose. If I get to a point where I could die, my Camera Latiku will drop me into this bin of water… INFESTED WITH SHARKS?! Whenever this happens, everyone loses a point. If you guess the word correctly, you win 2 points. Now with that out of the way, GAME COMMENCE!
7 empty spaces appear on the screen.
Fawful: Goombella goes first
Goombella: B?
B-bb---
Fawful: Koopa’s turn.
Koopa: Umm… R?
B-bb-r-
Bobbery: Q?
Fawful’s head is stuck partially in the loop.
Goombella: I think…
Fawful: I! Sorry, but wrong.
Fawful’s head is stuck farther in the loop.
Koopa: Why are you so-
Fawful: Y? Yes, you got it!
B-bb-ry
Bobbery: I’ll try to guess it. Bobbery?
Fawful: Yes! 2 points!
Bobbery: 2 Goombella: 0 Koopa: 0
Goombella: Unfair, you used his name!
Bobbery: I’LL be the one getting that mystery prize.
Fawful: Everyone move faster, we have a time limit here!
5 spaces appear.
Goombella: M?
Fawful: No.
Fawful’s head goes even further into the noose.
Koopa: A?
Fawful: Yes!
----a
Bobbery: C?
Fawful: No! Now my head is one step away from being too much!
Goombella: Can you go into the negatives?
Fawful: No.
Goombella: Okay, then I’ll purposely get this one wrong just to bring you down, Bobbery! P!
Fawful: Correct!
---pa
Goombella: …
Koopa: Koopa?
Fawful: Correct!
Goombella: (I am going to purposely try to hang you.)
5 spaces appear on the board.
Bobbery: E?
--ee-e
Goombella: Q?
--ee-e (cheese)
Fawful falls into the pit of sharks.
Goombella: 0 Koopa: 1 Bobbery: 1
Fawful: I don’t know how to swim!
Random Toad: I’ll be your new host until Fawful finds his way out. Oh, and not to mention we have four rounds left!
10 spaces appear on the board.
Koopa: E?
--ee---ee-
Bobbery: S?
Toad’s cap is stuck in the loop.
Goombella: (Wait, he’s too cute to be hung. Better cheat using my Tattle Log.)
Toad: Goombella?
Goombella: CHEEPCHEEP!
Toad: Co-rrect!
Goombella: 2 Bobbery: 1 Koopa: 1
Fawful: Hey! A little help!
Toad: No. Final round! Whoever wins this, wins it all!
--- ---- ----- ----- ----
Goombella: …
Toad: Wrong.
Koopa: A?
Toad: No!
--- ---- ----- ----- ---- (You will never guess this!)
Bobbery: Get him!
Toad falls into the shark pit, with Fawful flapping out.
Goombella: DIE!
Fawful: No, wait, here’s your prize!
Goombella gets a paper that entitles her to be in one episode of HangFawful.
Everyone: DIE!
They throw Fawful into the shark pit.
Toad: Wow… Nice hot tub.
Fawful: I know… I tricked them into thinking it was a shark pit.
Fireball: Thank you, Fawful Koopa, for doing that for us.
Mario: Even though the real Fawful was somehow doing it.
Roy: Who's Fawful Koopa?
Fireball: Some Super Koopa.
Roy: Ah.
Fireball: But here's our last new show for the day, and it's called "Can I Have a Piece?"
The camera zooms in on Salty, who is standing near a school, wearing several sweatshirts as usual and getting ready for the rush of school kids to come so he can scam them into buying overpriced gum.
JOHNNY: Salty, what in the world are you doing?
Mr. Salty: Selling gum.
JOHNNY: Can I have a piece?
Mr. Salty: Do you got any money?
JOHNNY: Um, well, no.
Mr. Salty: Well no money, no gum!
JOHNNY: But we're friends.
Mr. Salty: No money no gum.
JOHNNY: What happened to that free complimentary piece?
Mr. Salty: Well I don't give gum out for free.
The school bell rings and tons of kids come running to Salty, waving wallets in their hands.
Mr. Salty: Now go away, you'll scare away the business.
JOHNNY walks away and watches as the kids line up and pay about 50 coins for each piece.
JOHNNY: That is the biggest ripoff ever! You can buy an entire pack for 40 coins!
JOHNNY continues to watch as Salty swiftly grabs their money and exchanges it with a piece of gum, and watches as the kids walk up behind Salty and drop the wrappers in his hood, without his knowing.
JOHNNY: Ha-ha-ha!
Mr. Salty: What's so funny?
JOHNNY: The kids are using your hood as a trashcan!
Mr. Salty pulls on his hood, and a ton of gum wrappers come flying to the ground.
Mr, Salty: You did this!
JOHNNY: What? I didn't!
Mr. Salty pulls out his scissors and starts stabbing JOHNNY.
JOHNNY: Ah! Stop that! It hurts!
Mr. Salty stops after one final stab, and JOHNNY is seen crying off in the distance.
Mario: Think we should send in help?
Fireball: Nah... He'll be fine.
Roy: He... He looks good. He'll survive.
Fireball: And thanks for zz1666 and his pals for that. Thanks guys.
Mario: Let's now go to Lord Crump with a Top Hat.
It shows a light on a stage and Lord Crump starts walking to the light. He makes it to the light and takes out a top hat.
Lord Crump: Ta-dah!
Fireball: What... what was that?
Roy: Was... Was that it?
Mario: Yeah... Anything else?
Lord Crump: Um...
Lord Crump takes out a cane and starts dancing
Lord Crump: (off-tone) Hi my name is Lord Crump, I like laughing weird! I like laughing weird with Buh and wearing fancy shoes! ROCK AND ROLL!
Lord Crump takes a random piano and flips it over on Bowser's feet.
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lord Crump: I think it's time to make my exit!
Lord Crump runs off and Bowser runs off chasing him.
Fireball: You can't get anything more random than this show.
Mario: You sure can't.
Roy: Indeed.
Fireball: Yes.
Mario: Quite.
Fireball: Now it's time for a special guest to come up!
Roy: Who's it going to be?
Mario: Why, it's going to be Lemmy!
Lemmy: Well that was a big-
Fireball: Don't ruin the moment.
Lemmy: All right, but I can end this show if I have the right mind to.
Roy: Which you don't.
Mario: And that's good for us.
Fireball: So Lemmy, how's you Land going?
Lemmy: *sigh* All right...
Roy: That's it?
Lemmy: All right, Blaze sent me some art, zz1666 sent me a birthday card for some reason. General Toad didn't send me anything, Dark Koopa is making comments at me. Plus, Your Twin the Fourth sent me some Interviews and Phantos67 did as well. But Phantos67 just keeps Emailing me for some reason, I don't like that. It's a pain... Kidding. Or am I? Now where was I, oh yes! Fried the Hen sends me some art. Waluigi's Twin sends me Interviews with you, Fireball. Fireball, you send me lots of things and can get random at times. You beat This is Metal with the Koopaling votes. The Dryest Bones sends me cool awesome stuff. Super Goomba's not sending me much, I hate the cape he wears. Fawful Koopa is being himself. And, in other news, Lord Seth, I have not seen him in a long while, nice fellow though.
Fireball: Ok...
Lemmy: Well, you asked me how my Land was going. Did, or did you not?
Fireball: I did, but-
Lemmy: Well there you go!
Fireball: Fine, we’re going to telephone time now, where you get to ask Lemmy some questions!
Mario: Someone’s ringing, you’re on the air!
Buzzy Beetle: Do you like eating ice?
Lemmy: Well, I see where you’re getting the question, but no.
Buzzy Beetle: One more-
Mario: Sorry, only one question per caller.
Buzzy Beetle: But I got a good one!
Roy: Too bad!
Fireball: A new caller is calling here, you’re on the air.
Boo: Can you see me?
Lemmy: Um... Yes?
Boo: Oh...
Roy: And our last caller for the day, you’re on the air.
Larry: Koopa Hut?
Lemmy: No, Lemmy's Land.
Larry: Oh!
Fireball: Thank you for being here, Lemmy.
Lemmy: I was kind of forced, but YOU’RE WELCOME!
Roy: Say it, don't spray it.
Lemmy: What?
Roy: I don't know.
Mario: Well, we only have one more show left, and that's Cooking with Kroshi and Yoshi!
Kroshi: Hello, and welcome to our show!
Yoshi: You see me and Kroshi cook yummy food!
Kroshi: And you possibly could make it to!
Yoshi: Possibly... Kroshi not say "can", Kroshi say "possibly".
Kroshi: Now today, we’re going to make a favorite dish, Mushroom Split!
Yoshi: Yoshi first get ice cream, bananas, Mushrooms, and hot fudge!
Kroshi passes what Yoshi said to him.
Yoshi: First, put hot fudge in bowl.
Yoshi puts hot fudge in the bowl.
Yoshi: Then, Yoshi need Mushrooms!
Yoshi takes eight Mushrooms and puts them in the bowl.
Kroshi: Then let’s take the peels off the bananas!
Kroshi does so.
Kroshi: And put the peels in the bowl.
Kroshi takes ten banana peels and puts them in the bowl.
Yoshi: Then, Yoshi need ice cream to finish off!
Yoshi puts frozen hard ice cream in the bowl.
Kroshi: Then you put it in the oven for one hour!
Yoshi takes the bowl and puts it in the oven, and sets it to one hour.
Kroshi: And then we wait.
Yoshi and Kroshi eat cookie dough, chase their tails, and learn not to touch the stove, which all takes an hour.
DING
Yoshi takes the bowl out and puts it on the table.
Kroshi: Now, you wait for it to cool off!
Yoshi: To cool off split, put whipped cream on top.
Yoshi takes some whipped cream and puts it in the bowl.
Kroshi: Now, who wants to try this yummy dish!
Yoshi picks Toadsworth and gives him a spoon.
Toadsoworth: Here goes nothing, ole bean.
Toadsworth takes a bite and looks delighted.
Toadsworth: What a great dish!
Bowser comes over and takes the whole bowl and gulps it down.
Bowser: Ha! I get to ruin-
Bowser's face then turns red, then blue, then green, and repeats.
Bowser: WHAT'S IN HERE?! IT TASTES HARD, CRUNCHY, HOT, YUCKY, DISGUSTING, AND MORE JUNK!
Bowser runs around in circles and then leaves.
Fireball: How come it has no affect on Toadsworth?
Kroshi: Probably because he's old.
Toadsworth: I take full offense!
Fireball: Whatever, old timer. That's the end of our show, everyone!
Roy: We hope you enjoyed it, everyone!
Fireball: Well I hope you all had a good time, we sure did-
Roy: And we'll see you again-
Mario: On another episode of-
Fireball, Roy, and Mario: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show!
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