YTtF: This is a good Scribble idea.
Phantos67 I know. When I think of something, how can it be bad?
Wacko: When you think, you hurt yourself, Boss.
Phantos67: ... Shut up, Wacko.
YTtF: Yeah, shut up!
(He makes multiple boulders fall on Wacko.)
Phantos67: I am now doubling your pay!
YTtF: I get paid?
Phantos67: Starting now you do!
YTtF: YAYZ!
Phantos67: Beat up Wacko to get paid!
(Phantos's and YTtF’s crews starts beating up Wacko and they get paid too.)
Everyone: SWEET!
Phantos67: Okay everyone, it's about to start. ROLL THE FILM!
Now, our Feature Presentation:
A Goomba is just getting up from being stepped on.
Goomba: I hate being stepped on! And I’m going to do something about it!
So Goomba puts a sign on his head that reads “Please don’t step on me”, but when he goes out the next day…
Mario: Doo-da-lee-doo, then the cow went over the pitchfork and Humpty Dumpty fell off a cliff, la-doo-dee.
SQUISH!!!
Goomba: Hey! Can't you read the sign on my head?!
Mario (with eyes closed): No, because I am trying to walk through town with my eyes closed and singing a dumb song.
Goomba: RRRRR!!! I know JUST what to do then.
Goomba goes over to a Spiked Goomba and takes his spiked helmet and puts it on himself.
Goomba: Aha!
Goomba walks right in front of Mario.
Mario: Doo-dee-da! Fa-la-ta-LA!
KICK!
Mario kicks the Goomba, who is sent sprawling on his back, and then squishes him.
Goomba: 0_0 Okay, I just KNOW my next idea will work!
He goes searching for a Spiny. When he finds one, he takes his shell, puts it on, and runs away.
Goomba: Aha! I am now a SPIKY KOOMBA!
Suddenly, The King comes by and steps on him.
The King: YEOWCH! From now on, every inhabitant of the Mushroom Kingdom shall wear a Spike Shield Badge, so that this doesn't happen again!
Sooner said than done, Mario (wearing a Spike Shield) stomps him and kicks him out of the shell. Then he's mauled by the Spiny.
Goomba: GAH! Wait, I got it!
He straps on a concrete block on his head. Unfortunately, Mario steps on the block, squishing the Goomba.
Goomba: 0_0 Now that was short-lived. Hmmm... I know!
Goomba gets a bazooka that shoots Mushrooms really fast, then walks out into the street.
Luigi: A Goomba! I'm going to step on him.
Goomba: Take this, string bean!
Goomba fires the Mushroom bazooka at Luigi, but Luigi opens his mouth and the Mushrooms go inside. Luigi grows huge.
Luigi: SUPER DUPER TRUPER QUADRUPER LUIGI!
Goomba: Uh oh.
Luigi squashes him into the ground.
Goomba: You've GOT to be kidding me. Okay, if the next idea doesn't work, I'm suing Nintendo for making us squishable.
He then goes to a random store and buys a suit of armor.
Goomba: No one can squish someone wearing a suit of armor!
He puts it on and walks out of the store. Soon, Mario tries to stomp him but he fails. Luigi tries but he can't either.
Goomba: YEAH! SOMETHING THAT WORKS!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Well, since you threatened to sue Nintendo, I'll remove that suit of armor!
Goomba: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Either that or I'll remove you from Mario games!
He takes the suit of armor away. Soon, everyone squishes him.
Goomba: No. Hmm...
Goomba gets a sword.
Goomba: I will chop anybody who dares squish me!
Wario: I can punch you.
Wario punches him to the other side of Plit, where Mario is waiting.
Mario: Hello.
Mario squishes Goomba yet again.
Goomba: WHY?! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STEPPED ON?! I DON'T WANT TO BE STEPPED ON!
Mario: Really? You should've said so!
Goomba: Wait, does that mean... that you're not going to step on me anymore?!
Mario: No.
As soon as he says that, everyone that has appeared in this Scribble stomps him so hard that he falls to the Underwhere, where he falls in the River Twygz. He is then slapped by the Underhands.)
Goomba: I'VE HAD IT!
He beats up the Underhands so hard, they're defeated, even though they're invincible. Unfortunately, he wastes whatever oxygen he had remaining, drowns, and turns into a Terekuribo.)
Terekuribo: ... Just end this before I suffer anymore.
Mario: One more time!
Mario hammers Terekuribo.
Mario: Wow, you look flat.
YTtF: So, how do you like it?
The Random Lemmy's Landers That Form The Audience: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Wacko: I think it's pretty lame.
Phantos67: ... Guys?
(Soon, YTtF, Phantos, their crews, and TRLLTFTA make Wacko pretty much suffer Goomba's fate.)
Wacko: I SHALL BE BACK!
YTtF: Eh, I give him a week.
Phantos67: Yup.
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