One day, Lemmy woke up feeling greatly refreshed.
Lemmy: Wow! That was the best night's sleep I've ever gotten. Wow, it sure is a beautiful day!
Larry jumps out of Lemmy's closet.
Larry: (singing) It's a beautiful day! Don't let it go away!
Lemmy: How did you get in here?
Lemmy throws Larry out of his room.
Lemmy: Might as well go get some breakfast.
Lemmy walks downstairs.
Clawdia: Good morning, Lemmy. What would you like for breakfast?
Lemmy: Cereal.
Clawdia: Do you want milk in that?
Lemmy: Yes.
Clawdia: Oh, so you want-
Morton: (singing) Milk and cereal! Milk and cereal! Cereal and Milk! Cereal and Milk!
Lemmy grabs the cereal box and shows it down Morton's throat.
Morton: Mmmmmm!
Morton runs out of the room choking on the cereal box.
Lemmy: Why is everyone singing?
Lemmy leaves the kitchen and sees Roy.
Roy: Lemmy, get out here. We're playing football and you're going to be captain with Ludwig. Get out here!
Lemmy: Fine.
Lemmy follows Roy out to the football field.
Ludwig: Lemmy, you can pick first.
Lemmy: (pointing to Roy): Fine, then I want y-
Roy: (singing) YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!
Everyone forms a circle around Roy and Roy starts doing the Soulja Boy.
Roy: (singing) Soulja Boy up in this-
Lemmy pulls out a Freeze Gun and shoots Roy with it, freezing him in the middle of his dance.
Lemmy: Soulja Boy stinks!
Ludwig: Wow, way to ruin the game.
Everyone leaves and Lemmy is left alone. Lord Crump jumps out in front of Lemmy.
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh! Now that you're all alone, I will defeat you! Buh huh huh huh!
Lemmy pulls out his Freeze Gun.
Lemmy: Well, here it goes again.
Lord Crump: (singing) Just when you think you're in control, just when you think you've got a hold, just when you get on a roll. Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again. Oh, here it goes again. I should have known, should have known, should have known again, but here it goes again. Oh, here it goes again.
Lemmy freezes Crump.
Lemmy: What in the world was that song supposed to be?
Lemmy goes back into the castle to find Iggy sculpting a statue of Lemmy.
Iggy: Hey Lemmy, do you like it?
Lemmy: I don't just like it, I love it!
Iggy: (singing) I like it! I love it! I want some more of it!
Lemmy punches Iggy to get him to stop.
Lemmy: Man, you know country stinks! Don't ever sing any country again!
Lemmy goes into this room and sits there doing nothing.
Lemmy: This has been a bad day.
Bowser: (singing) You had a bad day! You take it won't down! You sing a sad song just to turn it around!
Lemmy presses a switch and Bowser falls through the floor.
Lemmy: That was the worst one yet.
Wendy: (singing) That was the worst one yet! That was the worst one yet!
Lemmy: There is no such song that has that line in it!
Lemmy grabs a rock and throws it at Wendy, knocking her out.
Lemmy: I'm leaving!
Lemmy leaves his room and heads down into the dining room.
Clawdia: Dinner is ready! We're having burgers!
Kamek: My favorite!
Kamek tries to sit down but Lemmy pulls the chair out from under him.
Lemmy: Sorry Kamek, we can't have you eating them all like last time. Sorry, but the time has come for you to sit this one out.
Kamek: (singing- actually, more like screaming, but still singing) The time has come for you! To sit this out! To fit inside your mold! Would be to sell myself short!
Lemmy puts Kamek in a headlock and starts choking him.
Kamek: BLAH!
Lemmy: STOP SINGING.
Lemmy runs into the living room, seeing Ludwig talking to Fawful.
Ludwig: Ok, when Lemmy says "I believe" you start singing Reasons To Believe. If Lemmy doesn’t say it you have to make him. Got that?
Fawful: I have fury!
Lemmy: Ludwig?
Ludwig: Wah, where did you come from?
Lemmy: So you're the one behind this.
Ludwig: Hey, it's about time we get a musical Scribble here.
Lemmy: I hate music.
Lemmy stares angrily at Ludwig.
Ludwig: Uh…
Lemmy: Hey, I haven't finished.
Lemmy pulls out his Freeze Gun.
Lemmy: Seriously Ludwig, stop!
Lemmy freezes Ludwig.
Lemmy: Now it's over.
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