Larry: I'm off to get a sandwich.
Iggy: I'll join you!
Lemmy: And I'm awesome!
The trio walk into the kitchen, where they find the new fridge.
Iggy: Shall we?
He tries to open the fridge. It refuses to open.
Larry: Let me try!
He tries to open it too. He fails. He glares at the fridge, which somehow glares back at him.
Iggy: It's alive!
Lemmy: What the DAD?! Open up, you!
He uses the crowbar. It breaks trying to pry it open. The fridge lashes out in anger!
BATTLE START!!!
Larry: 500 HP
Ludwig: 500 HP
Lemmy: 500 HP
vs
Angry Fridge: 1,000 HP
Larry: This is one of the strangest fixes I ever got into.
Lemmy: Don't worry! I'll beat him with my awesomeness!
Lemmy: 500 HP
Attack: Tourist Attack
He takes out a whistle and blows it. A sudden stampede of roaring fans run in and trample over the Angry Fridge. 170 HP dealt.
Angry Fridge: HOW DARE YOU?!
Larry: ... It can talk too?!
Angry Fridge: 1,000 HP
Attack: Egg Pelt
The door flies open and he unleashes a shower of eggs! 70 damage dealt to Larry! 55 damage dealt to Iggy! All the eggs hit Lemmy's face! 120 damage dealt!
Lemmy: My face! My beautiful face! Iggy, apply face cream to my face!
Iggy: But shouldn't I-
Lemmy: Do it!
Iggy: *sigh...*
Iggy: 445 HP
Move: Face Cream Application
He rubs face cream on Lemmy's face.
Larry: Lemmy, you idiot! You wasted Iggy's turn! Now the evil fridge thing is going to attack again!
Angry Fridge: 830 HP
Attack: BBQ Disso ray
The fridge opens up and flaming shishkabobs of evil strike Larry! 140 damage dealt! Larry gets flaming status!
Larry: Agh! Fire... shishkabob... in my chest!
Iggy: Don't worry, Larry. I think we know who to call.
Lemmy: Who?
Iggy: Mario, King Dad, Peach, and Whatshisface! They all were in the same RPG!
Lemmy: You're right.
Larry: 360 HP
Attack: Hero's Call
He raises his arms in the air and four lights descend. The heroes appear in them.
Bowser: Let me guess what it is this time. A fridge is trying to kill you?
Iggy: Yup.
Mario: Attack!
All three of them attack-
Luigi: Hey! What about me?
The Angry Fridge decides to waste his turn early and attacks Luigi brutally, sending him to the Overthere. The other three important heroes attacks the Angry Fridge, dealing 500 damage. The three other heroes disappear.
Peach: Bye bye!
Bowser: See you at dinner!
Mario: Goodbye!
Lemmy: This is good. The fridge wasted a turn. Now I can get the upper hand.
Lemmy: 380 HP
Attack: Koopa Triple Chaos
He suddenly multiplies into three and attacks. 320 damage dealt total!
Iggy: This is good! We're gonna finish him off!
Larry: Hooray! Sandwich, here we come!
Angry Fridge: 10 HP Attack: Full Power
He sacrifices all his might and attacks them all with one laser attack! Larry faints! Iggy faints! Lemmy runs away! The Angry Fridge stops working!
Larry gained 20 EXP! He learns Claw Attack!
Iggy gained no EXP! He doesn't learn anything from his experience!
Lemmy gained 27 EXP! He learned Use Roy as a Shield!
BATTLE END... HOURS LATER!
Iggy: Huh... Looks like Lemmy ran away.
Larry: At least we can finally ea-
He opens the fridge. A Cheesemonster jumps at him!
BATTLE-
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