One evening at Mario's house, Luigi is making supper while Mario has just come home from visiting Yoshi's Island to see Yoshi
Luigi: Hey Bro!
Mario: Hey Luigi, what are you making?
Luigi: 20-seconds-in-the-microwave hotdogs and beans.
Mario: Oh, you mean the beans you were going to COOK for me yesterday, but didn't have the chance?!
Luigi: What?
Mario: Stop blaming me for your problems!
Mario hits Luigi with a frying pan
Luigi: I've had ENOUGH of this, I'm going to make a list... A revenge list!
Mario: Dun dun dun!
Luigi: Get out of here!
Mario walks out of the room, but hits up with a keyboard before he leaves the room
Luigi: GRRR!
That night, Luigi makes his revenge list, and has plans to fulfill it. Here is the list:
Wario
Bowser
Mario
Fireball
Lemmy... maybe
Random Goomba
Luigi: Well, that's all I can think of. Now, to start the revenge! After a nice sleep!
Luigi goes to sleep and wakes up, eats some oatmeal, and goes over to start his revenge. Oh yeah, and he takes his revenge list with him
Luigi: Well, there's a random Goomba there.
Luigi goes up to the random Goomba
Goomba #415: What do you want?
Luigi: What number Goomba are you?
Goomba #415: 415... Why?
Lugi punches him and does a leg drop on him
Goomba #415: How embarrassing! No... yeah!
Luigi checks off the random Goomba on his list
Luigi: Let's go see what Lemmy's up to... Heh heh...
Luigi goes to Bowser's castle and knocks on the door
Bowser: Yes? Oh, it's that wimp... Pizzee?
Luigi: Luigi.
Bowser: Whatever, get in here and do your wimpy fear stuff.
Luigi walks in the castle and goes to Lemmy's room, who is on Lemmy's Land getting ready for the update
Luigi: Time for some revenge Lemmy!
Lemmy: Whatever...
Lemmy just keeps typing on his computer, not even noticing Luigi
Luigi: Hey!
Lemmy: In a second...
Lemmy still just keeps on typing.
Luigi: All right then!
Lemmy: Ok....
Luigi goes over and shuts off the computer.
Lemmy: HEY! I WAS DOING IMPORTANT STUFF ON THERE!
Lemmy beats Luigi up to a bloody pulp
Bowser: What's the problem?!
Lemmy: Luigi was stealing your stuff!
Luigi: What?
Bowser throws Luigi out.
Luigi: Hmm, maybe not the best idea to get revenge on Lemmy. On to... Bowser, nah… I'll go over to Wario first.
Luigi goes over to Wario's house, and knocks on the door and runs away.
Wario: Who is it?
Wario opens the door and a boulder crushes him and Waluigi laughs at him
Wario: My pride... taken away! NOOO!
Bowser comes out of Wario's house.
Bowser: What am I doing here?
Luigi throws a fireball at Bowser and Bowser catches on fire and goes in the water. But Chain Chomps are in there, and Bowser gets a big chomp on his butt.
Luigi: All right!
Luigi checks off Wario and Bowser.
Luigi: Now, let's get my brother!
Luigi goes back home.
Mario: Where have you been? Where's my breakfast and lunch?!
Luigi: Get it yourself, you’re a grown man.
Mario: I know, but you’re good at cooking!
Luigi: Thanks!
Mario: Stop complaining!
Luigi: *sigh*
Luigi goes outside and gets a bulldozer and crushes the house. Mario comes out all right.
Luigi: What?
Luigi gets out and hits Mario with a Poison Mushroom, a fireball, and a grand piano.
Mario: OUCH!
Luigi goes up to Mario, who is covered by the grand piano, and slaps him with a glove full of bricks.
Mario: Oh no!
Luigi leaves and checks off Mario on his list.
Luigi: Now! To get FIREBALL!
Luigi goes over to Yoshi's Island and goes to Fireball's house, which is pretty nice I must say.
Luigi: You in there, Fireball?
Fireball comes out of his house.
Fireball: Oh, it's Luigi. What do you want?
Luigi: Revenge.
Fireball: Well come right in my house then.
Fireball and Luigi go in Fireball's house
Fireball: What do you want to do, discuss what will happen to you in my next Interview? Because it's really fun, well not for you, you see-
Luigi gets an ice bucket and throws it on Fireball, which turns him into ice. Luigi then takes him back to his house and drops a tree on him. The ice melts away and Fireball is stuck under the tree
Fireball: Hmm... Your revenge plans stink, but I'M IN SUCH PAIN! And a hint of cold t0o.
Luigi: That will teach you never to mess with me!
A boulder is about to hit Luigi, but Luigi dodges it and it hits Mario and Fireball.
Luigi: I'm also lucky today!
Mario: Woohoo! It's a-ouch-me-ouch-M-ouch-A-ouch-R-ouch-I-ouch-O... ouch!
Luigi: What a perfect day... except for not getting revenge on Lemmy, but still!
(I hope you’re happy, Luigi fans. The polls showed you wanted to see a Scribble about Luigi, well he got his revenge!)
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