Narrator: Once there was a turtle named Murtle. He lived in the sewers of Brooklyn.

Murtle: I am tired of all the stuff I have to put up with here. I think it's time I leave this place! The next pipe I see I am going down, and I'm going to follow it wherever it ends.

Murtle sees a warp pipe.

Murtle: And what a coincidence, there's a pipe right there.

Murtle goes down the pipe.

Murtle: Goodbye, cruel world!

Murtle comes up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Murtle looks all around him in amazement.

Murtle: Hello, beautiful new world!

Murtle jumps off the pipe and sees a Koopa Troopa walking on all fours.

Murtle: Hey, it's a turtle just like me. I must be in turtle heaven!

Murtle walks over to the Koopa Troopa.

Murtle: Hi!

Koopa Troopa: Oh, hi. How are you today?

Murtle: I'm feeling super! I'm feeling fantastic! I'm feeling like, like, like I, need, to...

Koopa Troop: You need to what?

Murtle: BURST OUT INTO SONG!

Murtle starts singing.

Murtle: I'm super, thanks for asking. All things considered I couldn't be better I must say. I'm feeling super, no nothing bugs me, everything is super when-

Mario jumps on the Koopa Troopa and then Murtle.

Murtle: (while falling off the screen) Okay, on second thought, maybe this isn't turtle heaven…

Mario: WOOHOO! Bonus points!

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