Dear Diary,
I am going to write down a few of the many things that annoy me. I know I hate writing and all that, but I can gripe about stuff all day. Anyway, here’s some of the stuff that really annoys me:
#1. I hate the “Baby” part in my name. I don’t like being called “Baby Bowser”. I should be called “Big Boy Bowser”.
#2. Those other toddlers, Mario and his wimp of a brother Luigi. They really annoy me; I don’t know why, but I don’t have to have a reason.
#3. I really don’t like it when people shove peanuts up their nose and hum the Indiana Jones theme song. That really ticks me off.
#4. It ticks me off when people cut my PBJ sandwiches into diagonal pieces instead of zigzag. It bugs me even more when I tell them to cut them into zigzag pieces and they still cut it diagonally! Someday I will make everybody obey me!
#5. I hate it when Kamek (the babysitter) snores in his sleep. He sounds like a pig, and in a few ways he is, like how he eats for example. He just shovels it in, pile after pile. You would think he’d be fat by now...
#6. It really bugs me when that stupid fool Wart (my brother) burps right in my face. Then he grins. I just wish I could reduce him to something completely low, like a Goomba or something even lower than that. Maybe someday I will, and then grin at him just like he does to me.
#7. I hate it when Baby Mario (yeah, that stupid toddler again) beats me up in a videogame that I am already starring in; he ruins all my fun. He has done it twice, but I doubt he will ever do it again.
#8. I really hate the sound of the piano and the banjo; they sound weird.
#9. I hate it when a Boo pops out of nowhere and scares me. They give me nightmares sometimes. Someday I will be the scariest thing on all of Plit!
#10. I REALLY HATE THE COLD!!! During the winter my family goes to Lethal Lava Land to stay warm, but Wart doesn’t like it. Wart is crazy; he’s not like the rest of us. I just hope I never have to be in the cold, it’s miserable.
Well diary, that’s only ten of the most important things that annoy me, but there are lots more! Anyways, I’m filling up this page right now so I have to go. Oh, there is this new girl in school, her name is Clawdia. I’m going to throw some mud at her tomorrow at school.
I’ll keep you posted, Big Boy Bowser
Baby Bowser closes the diary, and then he walks into the living room. There he finds that everybody is chanting “Baby Bowser, Baby Bowser!” and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are there too. The toddlers jump on Baby Bowser’s head. A Koopa shoves peanuts up his nose and starts humming the Indiana Jones theme song. Everybody gets out fans and turns them on, and turn down the heat to -50 degrees. Kamek is snoring, people are playing the banjo and the piano, and every single thing in his diary that he hates comes true. Wart even burps in his face and smiles his annoying grin.
Baby Bowser: 0_0
Diary: I told everybody what annoyed you.
Baby Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!
(I would like to thank Blaze Koopa and Fireball for giving me some tips.)
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