One day Mario planted a cheese tree seed. Then a couple of months later...
Mario is digging up his front lawn.
Luigi: Why are you digging up our front lawn?
Mario: I planted a cheese tree seed two months ago, and it won't grow. So I'm just going to eat it.
Mario suddenly hits something hard.
Mario: What's this?
Angelic music plays.
Mario: A GOLD NUGGET!!! LOOK LUIGI!!!
A car crash is heard.
Luigi: Mario, that's a-
Mario: I'm gonna spend it! BYE!!!
Mario zips off to a store.
Mario: I WANT THIS AND THAT, AND FIVE OF THESE!!!
Mario keeps amounting the debt on his credit card.
Mario: I'LL GIVE YOU 100 COINS IF YOU DANCE NAKED!!!
Goomba: I'm already naked.
Mario: ... In that case... JUST DANCE!!!
Mario then speaks on the megaphone in the store.
Mario: Attention everybody, I will pay all of you when I cash in this nugget.
Mario then leaves the store. Mario finally gets to his house.
Mario: LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD STUFF I BOUGHT WITH MY GOLD NUGGET!!!
Luigi: Mario, I hate to burst your bubble, but... Well, actually, I love bursting your bubble, but anyway... That's a chicken nugget.
Everybody who he owes money to suddenly comes out of nowhere.
Everybody: CHICKEN!!! NUGGET!!!
Luigi: Hi Peach, hi Toad, hi Yoshi. What'd Mario do to you guys?
Toad: He owes me a Mushroom Hat! WHICH HE ATE!!!
Yoshi: He owe me new saddle! WHICH HE ATE!!!
Peach: He said he would buy me new dresses! WHICH HE DID!!!
Luigi: And the problem is...
Peach: THEY ARE SO TEN SECONDS AGO!!!
Everybody turns to look at Peach.
Peach: ... What?
Luigi: Did you use the credit card I gave you, ONLY for emergencies?!
Mario: This was an emergency! How else would I have been able to buy all this neat stuff?
Everybody takes one step toward Mario, stepping on the front lawn, when suddenly...
Mario: MY TREE!!! : D
The cheese tree suddenly grows 80 feet high, and takes everybody up with it.
Luigi: IT ACTUALLY GREW?! O_O
Then coincidentally a random rich botanist passes by.
Random Rich Botanist: OH MY DAD!!! THE LEGENDARY CHEESE TREE!!! I'LL GIVE YOU 1,000,000 COINS FOR THAT TREE!!!
Mario: Hmmm...
3 hours later...
Mario: Hmmm... OKAY!!!
Mario sells the tree.
Mario: I GOT A 1,000,000 COINS!!! : D
Luigi: This should be a good time to pay your debts.
Everybody dogpiles Mario and they all run away, leaving Mario all beaten up.
Mario: I STILL HAVE 210 COINS!!! : D
Toad: You owe me five coins for the hat.
Mario: 205 coi-
Yoshi: You owe Yoshi five coins for saddle.
Mario: 200-
Peach: I need 199 coins for my dresses!!!
Everybody turns to look at Peach (again)...
Peach: A girl needs her priorities!
Everybody attains their stare. Peach snatches the coins and runs away.
Mario: I STILL 1 COIN LEFT!!! : D
Luigi snatches the coin.
Luigi: You owe me a coin for the cheese tree seed.
Mario: At least I still have my chicken nugget!!! : D
A Klepto flies by and snatches the nugget.
Ua Ua Ua Uauauauauauaua...
Mario: Now I have nothing!!!
Luigi: Hurry up, Mario! Your lobster dinner is getting cold! And you’re missin' your favorite show on our 47-inch flat screen TV!
Mario: Ok... *sniffle*
Mario: *sniffle*
Mario: *sniffle*
Mario: *sniffle*
Zoshi: Okay, quit it Zai, stop writing that over and over again!
Ziamond: You were the one typing, and you just typed the word "typing" in my sentence!
Zoshi: I have no comment...
Mario: *sniffle*
Ziamond: OKAY MARIO, STOP IT!!!
Mario: *sniffle*
Zoshi: ARGH!!!
Mario: Are you a pirate?! : D
Ziamond: Okay... Let's stuff him in that locker, and close this window.
Zoshi: I hope no one writes any more stories about him...
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