Fireball: Hello, and welcome to-
Roy: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show. Today this is-
Mario: Our sixth episode. Today a chef will come over and give us a hand with some cooking. We will have telephone time, and more.
Fireball: Things like Wario's Talk, You Know What Grinds My Shell, Toad's Chest, Singing with Two Left Mouths, talking with a special guest, and these new two things, Food Time with Kroshi and Yoshi, Lord Crump and Grodus's play, and possibly more!
Mario: This will probably be the best episode of this show ever!
Roy: Indeed.
Fireball: I agree.
Mario: Quite.
Roy: And we have more people in the crowd today!
It shows 2 Goombas, 3 Koopas, Larry, Lemmy, Wendy, 2 Paratroopas, Peach, and E. Gadd... and Luigi as well
Mario: Things have been crazy, I mean, look at the crowd! Biggest we ever had!
E. Gadd: I only came here for cooking tips.
Fireball: Well just sit there and stop your yapping! If you have to use the washroom, go now!
3 minutes and 2 seconds later...
Mario: That was a long bathroom break.
Roy: But who cares?
Fireball: Indeed.
Mario: Quite.
Roy: Today we’re going to start off with Toad's Chest. Toad?
Toad: Hi losers, welcome to the chest place.
Mario: Shut up, Toad!
Toad: Ok...
Fireball: Do your show!
Toad: Ok, fine! Today my guest is Bowser. Welcome to the-
Bowser: WHY AM I HERE?!
Toad: Errr... To try to win a prize. I see you recovered from that brain-
Bowser: I DIDN'T... Well I did, I guess.
Toad: Pick a chest, 1, 2 or 3, it could be-
Bowser: Shut up! I pick number two!
Toad: Two it is.
Toad opens the chest and it's a Mushroom
Bowser: Well, just what I needed.
Bowser gulps the Mushroom down.
Toad: You didn't hear what kind it was...
Bowser: Spit it out!
Toad: It's a spicy banana Mushroom.
Bowser: Well that explains the banana goodness- OH MY DAD! THAT'S SPICY!
Waluigi comes from nowhere and throws water on Bowser.
Bowser: IN MY MOUTH, YOU MORON!
Waluigi puts a mint in his mouth.
Bowser: YOU’RE USELESS!
Bowser runs off somewhere.
Fireball: Hope he doesn’t break anything.
Roy: I hope so as well.
Mario: Indeed.
Fireball: Let's go to telephone time. This time you get to ask us questions, and we will try our best to answer them.
Ring Ring!
Roy: We have our first caller.
Mario: You’re on the air, weirdo!
Bowser: WHERE IS THE WATER IN THIS PLACE?
Fireball: Third door to the left.
Bowser: IT'S NOT THERE!
Fireball: Then I don't know.
Fireball hangs up
Roy: Out next caller, from Goomba Village, is on the phone, his name is Goombario. You’re on the air.
Goombario: What-
Roy hangs up.
Roy: I hope we helped him.
Mario: Yeah, that was a great question he asked.
Fireball: Well that's enough of telephone time, let's go to Lord Crump and Grodus's play.
It shows Lord Crump dressed like Mario and Grodus dressed like Lord Crump.
Mario Crump: It's-a me! Mario! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!
Grodus Crump: It's the seventh chapter, and my new Magus Von Grapple shall dertroy you! Gack ack ack ack ack ack ack- *cough* I’ve got to stop with the ack's.
Mario Crump: I shall beat you! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! With my partners, Goombella, Koops, and a bomb!
It shows them as little action figures.
Mario Crump: ATTACK...a!
Grodus Crump: Gack... ack ack ack.
Lord Crump: I WANT TO BE LORD CRUMP!
Grodus: We've been over this two times, you’re wearing red like Mario!
Lord Crump: Yeah, but he's better than me!
Grodus: He's better than me to, but I don't complain.
Fireball: That's all for that, it looks like.
Mario: Agreed.
Roy: Now, to Wario's Talk.
Wario: Pancakes with a side order of mustard pickles, please!
Mario: Just do your thingy.
Wario: All right then. Today's news is awesome stuff. Bowser's mouth is on fire, it's been like that for thirty minutes now. Lord Crump is going to jail for stealing Mario's clothing. X-Naut Dude keeps saying "dude" all the time, not my fault. And the most shocking news today is... Lemmy forgot to check his Email on Thursday! SHOCKING! Back to you guys, Fireball.
Fireball: Surprising indeed.
Lemmy: I can't have a day off?!
Fireball: No, you cannot. Lemmy's Land will go to... to... bad things!
Lemmy: I can cancel this show.
Fireball: Sure...
Mario Anyway, let's bring you to You Know What Grinds My Shell?
Ludwig: Thank you.
Mario: My pleasure.
Roy: Mine as well... Just thought... I would say something...
Ludwig: Cool... I think...
Roy: Do your dang show!
Ludwig: You know what grinds my shell? People who talk about the past and complain about today! Live with it, people, times are not going to change to back then just because you whine! Those who help you learn the past, good for you, just STOP COMPLAINING! Like Kroop! And that's what grinds my shell!
Mario: Thank you, Ludwig. Now today we have a guest. Welcome... Elvin Gadd! Or as you know him, E. Gadd!
E. Gadd: I was only here for the cooking tips, but all right.
E. Gadd goes up and sits on a stool with Fireball, Roy, and Mario.
Fireball: Hey E. Gadd, we have three questions for you.
E. Gadd: Well this is pointless... but ok...
Mario: My question! In Mario and Luigi Partners in Time when you thought of that water idea, HOW did you make it so quick, and WHY did you show it off all of a sudden?
E. Gadd: I made it so quick... oh yes. I took it out of the basement of Peach's castle, I remembered that I built it once and wanted to show off for no reason...
Mario: Lame!
Roy: My question, how fast can you make cookies?
E. Gadd: Six mintues...
Roy: Toad can do it quicker! You stink!
Fireball: My question is, stay out of my Interview studio!
E. Gadd: That's not a question, I think that may be a threat-
Fireball kicks E. Gadd to his seat.
Fireball: Let's go to Larry's, Singing with Two Left Mouths!
Larry: Hey Fireball, today I have three brand new guests. They are...
Iggy: Me, Iggy Koopa!
King Boo: ME! The king of Boo's!
Waluigi: And me, WALUIGI!
Larry: You can go first,. Iggy...
A catchy tune plays
Iggy: Hi, my name is Iggy. I like fancy shells, I also like reading comic books and working out at the gym!
Larry: Great... great. Go King of nothing!
King Boo: King Boo! King Boo! KING BOO!
Larry: Ok! Go Waluigi.
Waluigi: I like wearing purple, I like wearing black, Wario likes it when I bake him cookies too!
Larry: Great, now if you liked Iggy, text Iggy2930, if you liked King Boo, text Kingofnothing32, if you liked Waluigi, text WaluigiandWario2930. Vote now!
3 minutes later...
Larry: The runner up is... WALUIGI!
Waluigi: Hooray!
Larry: You get a batch of cookies, and the winner gets a brand new crown... KING BOO WINS! IGGY STINKS!
Roy beats up Iggy.
Larry: Back to you, Fireball!
Fireball: Thanks, now for the last thing of the day, Food Time with Kroshi and Yoshi. If you don't remember Kroshi, he's a good friend of mine.
Kroshi: Hi everyone, today me and Yoshi will cook a Super Honey Mushroom!
Yoshi: First, Yoshi need normal Mushroom and Honey Syrup, and mix in bowl.
Yoshi takes the two ingredients and mixes them together
Kroshi: You can tell it's good if it's creamy and soft. Next, you need to put it in the oven for half an hour.
Yoshi puts it in the oven and sets the timer for thirty mintues. During that time Kroshi and Yoshi play cards, eat cookie dough, beat up Iggy, and do random things.
DING!
Yoshi takes it out of the oven.
Kroshi: Now put some icing on it.
Yoshi: Yoshi like blue honey icing!
Yoshi puts blue honey icing on the Mushroom.
Kroshi: And then it's good to eat!
Yoshi: Yoshi love Super Honey Mushroom!
Kroshi: You can even add spirnkles, chocolate-
Ludwig: WHERE?!
Ludwig runs around knocking people over, and then everyone starts to fight
Fireball: Well that's it for today, I’m guessing!
Roy: Thanks for watching-
Mario: And see you next time on-
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