Dear Diary,
I woke up today, like everyday, at exactly 6 AM. I can't miss the reruns of Starship X-Naut! After it was over, I made myself an exactly 500 calorie breakfast of Tanooki O's, a healthy part of any nerd's balanced breakfast! I started work on Swoon.exe Mk.2 today, now that I've gotten over my fear of real hot babes. This one's going to be TOTALLY INTERACTIVE if you’re willing to take the risk, of course, if you know what I mean. Sometimes I think you’re the only one who really understands me, Diary, even my comrades on the digibutter.nerr forums can't live up to you.
I decided to go outside for a walk at exactly 10 AM to see if I could spot any hot babes, but I tripped on a daisy a few feet away from the door and scraped my toe. I had to be rushed to the castle's emergency clinic by the MeowMaids for immediate sterilization. Following that, I played the online MMORPG with goomba_lad1234 and HopKoopa64, two of my friends from the digibutter.nerr forums. Goomba_lad got us totally pwn'd by a group of Moon Clefts because he couldn't explode fast enough. He plays a Bob-omb space pirate, by the way. HopKoopa recently changed his character to a Koopa starship pilot. The good news is after we all rez'd we owned a group of low-level newbs. In celebration, I totally rawked out like Rawk Hawk dancing to The Grodus Chronicles theme song, but I stubbed one of my other toes and had to be rushed back to the emergency clinic for an X-Naut brand band-aid.
After the MeowMaids put it on, I had a potato chip, banana, and peanut butter sandwich while I watched the movie of Larry Koopa: Zombie Heartbreaker. The acting was poor, but the comedy and music was excellent. Note: Review it on digibutter.nerr tomorrow. After the movie, I read the first 16 issues of the Cyborg Wart. The first ones were epicly schweet, but the newer ones have better drawings
As I was starting the seventeenth one, MeowMaid #6414 came in and delivered the copy of The Duel of 100: Home Edition 2 I had preordered. I instantly started playing it. It was totally HI-TECHNICAL! I'd have to give it a solid 9 stars. The music is epic, the graphics are life-like, you can create your own Sammer Guy this time around, the only thing that took off points was the controls. This one relied a lot more on the use of the Wii remote's motion sensing abilities, so it was a challenge for the more physically challenged like me, but I still managed to beat it in an hour.
Beating that game barely made me break a sweat, but I was hungry so I fixed together some Fried Shroom Shakes and some Mousse for dessert. After I ate, I made my Magnus von Grapple action figure fun amuck through my Flipside Town playset until the new episode of Starship X-Naut came on at 9 PM. It was totally schweet! There was an epic duel between Captain Johnson and a purple, Mushroom-like alien! I'm totally going to talk to my friends on the digibutter.nerr forums about this in the morning!
Well, that's my day. Until tomorrow, Diary, at 10:02, right after I drink my glass of warm milk.
Whoops! You're not logged in! |