Hello readers, welcome to our second special edition. I hope you enjoy the news and recipes that follow.

Nerd Heard?
Francis recently posted a blog about how he wants a sequel to "Larry Koopa: Zombie Heartbreaker". Despite its awful reviews ( 0.0000001% on rotten Maxim Tomatoes), 3 months, 2 weeks, and 5 days later a new Zombie Heartbreaker was born, and incredibly it was a hit (because Francis bought all 300 seat tickets) This one even got decent reviews (65%). In the added commentary the director said "I only created a sequel because one courageous fan wanted it. He was the reason for Zombie Heartbreaker 2: The Revenge of Zomletta.” Francis is currently in a happiness coma.

Seeing red... blue... uh black?
In the Overthere (Super Paper Mario) the recent apples have caused a strange reaction. Along with giving the eater certain problems, they also turn the victim into the color of the apple. Luvbi recently ate a pink apple, she says the color suits her.

Sinister Soup
In order to make Sinister Soup, you will need a bowl of Spicy Moup, then mix with the contents of a Fright Jar. Then add a Poison Mushroom and a Bad Mushroom. Finally stir and cook until burnt. Surprisingly this soup does not taste bad, in fact it is delicious. The downside is it can cause many adverse side effects, such as nausea, loss of a life (make sure you have a 1-Up Mushroom), or pain. Only serve to pesky in-laws (or lawyers).

Dashing Dessert
Here we will create a mix between a pie, cake, and cookies. First make a cake out of Cake Mix, don’t bake. Mix cake with icing, and put into a pie dish, cook and put pie crust on top, add cookies as garnish. But I like to go one step further. If you're adventurous, put Hot or Inky Sauce in. If you're a health nut, substitute the icing with a Healthy Shake. If you like delectable meals add Jammin’ Jelly mixed with Super Soda, and add as topping.

Oddities Revealed: Rain in Nimbus Land
Yes, everyone who has played Super Mario RPG has wondered how it can rain in Nimbus Land despite the fact that they are on top of a cloud. The answer is, Nimbus Land had to develop its own method of keeping crops healthy, so they forced a cloud (apparently the father of the talking cloud in the Overthere) to ascend into the sky and give rain whenever necessary.

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