One sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom, it seemed as though everyone was having fun. The public beaches and pools were packed, millions were enjoying picnics with their families and friends, and the carnival had come to town to spread cheer and happiness to the children. Yup, it seemed as though everyone was having fun. Oh. Except for a fat red guy, a really fat yellow guy, a skinny purple guy, a big spikey turtle, a green guy, and a green dinosaur.
Mario: These are all terrible ideas! I guess there's only one choice left... Luigi, hand me my thinking cap.
Luigi hands Mario a pot, which Mario sets atop his head.
Mario: Uh huh... That might work... Maybe... AHA!
Luigi: What?
Mario: I got nothing.
Mario throws the pot off his head, hitting Luigi in the head.
Bowser: We could overthrow society.
Mario: That'll work.
Later that day, the group spread havoc across Mushroom City. There are houses smoldering, gunshots in the air, heists, and bank robberies; and all but Luigi are participating in this truly unbelievable sight.
News Toad: This is Channel 9 News with a breaking development. Three plumbers, King Koopa, and a green dinosaur have been terrorizing Mushroom City. The cause of this outbreak was apparently sheer boredom.
Peach is watching this news development from her castle, and runs outside, where Bowser is throwing school buses, Mario is scorching cars with his flamethrower, Yoshi is eating people, Wario is punching Waluigi, and Luigi is cowering behind a mailbox.
Peach: You're ruining my kingdom! Why are you doing all this?!
Bowser: Isn't it obvious?
Mario: We were bored!
Peach: And so you resort to overthrowing society?!
Mario, Bowser, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi: Yeah!
Peach: Why didn't you just go to the hot spots?! Like the carnival, or the beach, or the pool?
Everyone stops what they're doing.
Mario: Yeah, why didn't we?
Wario: Wow, I feel so stupid.
Luigi: You ALL should-a feel stupid! What were you thinking?! There was-a over a bazillion things-a going on today! Didn't you read-a the beginning paragraph of this story?!
Mario, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, and Yoshi pull out their scripts and reading glasses.
Wario: Oh, would you look at that.
Bowser: Hey, I didn't know I could read!
Mario: We're so sorry, Princess. But hey, we can put all this behind us, eh?
Peach gives Mario, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, and Yoshi pink papers.
Mario: What in the world are these?
Peach: Why, they're contracts that have all of your forged signatures! It clearly states that for the rest of the year, you'll be cleaning up the city, performing community service, and helping the elderly! Oh! Did I mention that I still hate you, Mario?
Mario: No, you didn't, but I had a feeling you'd say that.
Luigi: I hope you'll-a all learn your lesson after this-a.
Mario: By the way, Peach, uh... Luigi was behind all this!
Luigi: WHAT?!
Bowser: It's true! It was his idea all along!
Wario: We tried to tell him that it was a bad idea, but he pulled out a knife and threatened to cut us!
Waluigi: I was so scared...
Yoshi: He try cut Yoshi, but Yoshi run away, but then he tackle me and says "DO WHAT I SAY OR I'LL CUT YOU UP! GRR!"
Peach hands Luigi a contract as well.
Luigi: THIS IS LUDICROUS!! I wasn't part of this-a! I'M INNOCENT!!!
Mario: Don't listen to him, Princess!
Bowser: Yeah! He's pure evil!
Peach: Okay, I'll take you guys' contracts back. As for YOU, Luigi, you'll be cleaning up this Kingdom for the rest of the year!
Luigi: What?! But I- I just- It was... I... AAAAAUUUUUGGGHH!!!
The End
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