One day at the Mushroom Kingdom, there was a house. The house was Mario's house because it said “Mario” on it on the very front. It was in-

Mario: SHUT UP!

Fine.

Mario: Hi, Bro.

Luigi: Hey. What are you doing?

Mario: Nothing... but I found this cute little flower at the store.

Luigi: Mario! Why did you buy a cute little flower at the store?

Mario: Because the cute little flower at the store was so cute, I bought him.

Luigi: Makes sense...wait...your not making sense at all!

Mario: Didn't I...? Didn't I...?

Luigi: NO!

Mario: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Luigi: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED MY BED!

Mario: Fine! Be a jerk.

Luigi: GRRRRRRRRR!

Mario: What's does G and R do...? Gr...

Luigi: It means I'm angry-

Mario: Shhhhhhhh. I know what it means... No I don't.

Luigi: I thought so. Now give me that cute little flower you bought at the store.

Mario: NO!

Mario and Luigi fight for the cute little flower at the store, and Mario let’s go and it hits Luigi's head.

Mario: Now you know why I bought that flower... because it makes a good dodgeball!

Luigi gets back up and goes outside and comes back in... as... MR. L

Mr. L: The Green Thunder is back, baby!

Mario: Don't call me baby! Jerk.

Mr. L: *gasp* The Green Thunder dreamed of this day!

Mario: What was the dream?

Mr. L: To go against you!

Mario: And lose.

Mr. L: YES! I MEAN NO!

Mario: You made your choice, oh wise one.

Mr. L: Would you stop being a moron for one minute and go against me?

Mario: ... You sound just like my brother, Luigi.

Mr. L: Who's Luigi?

Mario: Don't worry, not many people know him... To tell the truth, not even I know him.

Mr. L: I thought you said he was your brother.

Mario: Who?

Mr. L: Errrr... Never mind! Now, time to duel.

Mario: I'm not in the mood... I’ve got to visit Yoshi anyway.

Mr. L: Fine! Then The Green Thunder can beat you as all the Yoshis stare at you as MR. L BEATS YOU!

Mario: Whatever floats your boat.

Mario and Mr. L go to Yoshi's Island somehow...

Mario: Hey Yoshi.

Yoshi: Mario! Yoshi wait for long while... You bring the cookies Yoshi want?

Mario: Yep.

Mario pulls out a bag from nowhere and starts to pour it out over Yoshi.... Pour.... pour... pour...

Mario: There.

Yoshi eats the 2,934 cookies.

Yoshi: ... YOSHI!

Mr. L: Mr. L wants a ride, Yoshi! You cannot refuse one for the great Mr. L!

Yoshi: Yes Yoshi can.

Mr. L: Just give me a ride.

Yoshi: Yoshi not think so with that attitude.

Mr. L: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... Just give me, the great Mr. L, a ride!

Yoshi: Yoshi not think so.

Yoshi gulps down Mr. L and spits him out to Mario's house.

Mario: I’d better get the loser.

So Mario goes back to the house, which Mr. L destroyed as he sailed through it.

Mario: You go though the door, you moron!

Mr. L: The Green *ow* Thunder knew that!

Mario: Looks like you did not know.

Mr. L: I'm in pain... You win.

Mario: I got a Star!

Mr. L: It's not Mario Party!

Mario: Oh... Oh no!

Mr. L: You’re a mystery.

Mario: You’re a loser.

Mr. L: The Green Thunder shall get his revenge... and when I do, I shall have an awesome plan on a big chart for Mario to see my awesome plan. MAN I am good.

Mario: What did you just say, Luigi?

Mr. L: It's Mr. L... Who's Luigi?

Mario: Who?

Mr. L: Moron...

Mario: Let's go see Wario.

So Mario and Mr. L go see Wario.

Wario: Hello Mario! Hi, Green Guy!

Mario: This is Mr. L, with a hat.

Wario: The great Wario thinks he's a moron! Whahahahahahaha!

Mr. L: Tubby.

Wario punches Mr. L

Wario: Wario will not take that from a... weakling!

Mr. L: The Green Thunder is getting too many... enemies……………….

Wario: What's with the long pause?

Mr. L: Is the story over yet?

Wario: What story? You sure pick weird friends, Mario.

Mario: What are you going to do, though?

Waluigi: Who wants cookies?!

Mario and Wario: I do!

Waluigi: They’re hot, though...

Waluigi trips and they all go over Mr. L.

Mr. L: IT BURNS!

Mr. L goes in some water.

*CHOMP CHOMP*

Mr. L: CHAIN CHOMPS?! WHY DO THEY LIVE IN WATER?!

Mr. L hits his head against Wario's house.

Mr. L: ...

Mr. L leaves and comes back.

Luigi: What happened here, Bro?

Mario: IMPOSTER!

Mario, Wario, and Waluigi beat up Luigi.