Intro

Hey, it’s the Koopa Kids!

Roy: Ya better believe it! I’m Roy, toughest one around, beating up wimps for your entertainment! WIMP!

Using their imagination and various schemes to defeat the Mario Brothers!

Iggy: Ha! Those two-

Lemmy: Have no idea-

Both: What they’re in for!

Iggy: We’re the-

Lemmy: Twins-

Both: IGGY AND LEMMY!

Morton: I’m Morton Koopa Jr! I love to talk, chat, make conversation but what I really love is WEDDING CAKE! It’s way better than all cakes combined! Like birthday, anniversary, an-

Larry: I’m Larry, I have a thing for plants, and the Olsen Twins!

Koopa Troopa: BOOOOOOOO!

Wendy: Hi! I’m Wendy Ocean Koopa, the only girl here, so I get what I want… OR ELSE!

Ludwig: I’m Ludwig von Koopa, inventor of many inventions-

Roy: None that work, HA!

Bowser Jr: I’m the heir to the Koopa throne, Bowser Junior! I have a special hankie that lets me transform into different people!

Wendy: Showoff!

They are taken care of by their loving father, Bowser!

Bowser: KING Bowser Koopa to you, Mr. Compensated Announcer Guy! And I’m not loving!

Jr: PIGGYBACK!

Bowser: All right, hop aboard!

Babysat by Kammy!

Kammy: I’m on the television! Does this robe make me look fat?

(Anything makes ya look fat.) And their relatives, Wart and Susan!

Wart: I AM THE GREAT WART! HAHAHA!

Susan: That’s nice, Daddy. I occasionally come to visit-

Larry: YOU MEAN ALL THE TIME!

And friends with this yellow guy.

Brian: Ugh, I’m just a commander! How I got into this gig, I don’t know!

Wendy: Hi, Bri!

Bri: UGH.

Everyone: WATCH OUR SHOW, OR ELSE!

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Episode 1: Hyper Wash

One day in Kastle Koopa, the kids are lounging in the living room. Ludwig is making blueprints, Iggy and Lemmy are playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Wendy is ordering jewelry on the phone with her father’s credit card, Morton is going on about the different wedding cake toppings, Larry is putting corks in his ears while Morton goes on, Jr. is drawing pictures of himself and Bowser, and Roy is weightlifting.

Bowser: Kids, I’m going to kidnap the princess. When I come back, I want this place in top shape!

Kids: Yup.

Bowser walks out the door. Then Jr. sees no one is moving.

Jr: Why’s no one working? Dad said so.

Roy: Workin’s for chumps.

Iggy: We’re trying-

Lemmy: To beat our-

Both: Best time!

Wendy: How expensive do these claws look to you?

Larry: (loosening corks) WHAT?

Morton: Why work, get our hands dirty, just to have Dad not come home with the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach, with no success?

Jr: FINE, I’ll just get Bri to help me then!

In Brian’s castle…

RING! RING!

Bri: What do you want?

Jr: I need you to help me with cleaning the castle.

Bri: No, why can’t you get the others to do it?

Jr: You try getting them.

Bri: Good point. I’ll get Yellow Hyper Koopas to help, they go fast.

Jr. hangs up and hears knocking on the door. He opens it.

Jr: Welcome, helpe-

Hyper 1: We’rehere to helpclean yourcastle!

Hyper 2:Wegofast!

Jr: I heard.

The Hypers are off, running everywhere, cleaning as they go along. Jr sits back and watches the Loony Tunes.

Hyper1: It’s allclean, sir!

Hyper2: Notall! The kids are filthy, wemust cleanthem!

The Koopa Kids are still doing the same stuff they were, until they see the Hypers with grins on their faces.

Jr: Is everything clean?

Hyper1: UNCLEEEEEEEEEAN!

Hyper2 then swoops in and put them all into a tub filled with water.

Roy: What just happened?

Iggy: Those two-

Lemmy: Losers just-

Iggy: Put us in-

Lemmy: A tub-

Both: That’s not very big.

Wendy: I CAN’T MOVE! I’M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! IF I DON’T GET OUT, I’M GONNA SCREAM!

Hyper1: Let’sget you guysclean!

Hyer2 then pulls out a car buffer

Hyper2: EXTRA HIGHPOWER!!!

Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The kids, red and sore from the buffers, hide from the Hyper Koopas in the living room.

Morton: This is unacceptable, not right, and Jr’s entire, whole fault!

Jr: Me?

Lemmy: YES!

Everyone looks at Iggy, surprised he didn’t finish his twin’s sentence.

Iggy: Too ow to ow talk.

Hyper1: Meals areready!

Hyper2: It onlytook oneminute, a newrecord!

Larry goes to his room, looking for some Full House videos.

Larry: MY PLANTS!

The plants are being buffed by Hyper2, while Hyper1 is looking through Larry’s tape collection and finds the various Olsen Twin tapes.

Hyer1: UNCLEEEEEAN!

He throws them out of the window.

Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ludwig: They might be useful after all…

Larry looks at Jr. with fire in his eyes.

Larry: YOU! IT’S ALL YOUR STINKING FAULT!

Morton: That’s what I’ve been talking, chatting, conversation-making about!

Wendy: We need to call Bri, he can fix this!

RING! RING!

Bri: Hello?

Wendy: Hi, Bri, we nee-

Bri: No.

CHRANG!

Roy: I’ll call him.

RING! RING!

Bri: NO!

Roy: It’s me!

Bri: Oh, what do you want?

Roy: A way to get those annoying Hypers out of our castle!

Bri: I’ll come with some Koopabombs.

Two black-shelled Koopas hide in their shell on the stairway, ready to go off.

Koopabomb1: Ready… Set… GO!

BOOM!

The place is covered in dirt, attracting the Hypers. They scrub the dirt clean in under ten seconds. Then they see their commander, also in dirt.

Hypers: UNCLEEEEEEEEEAN!

Bri then blows his ice breath on them and they are confined in ice blocks.

Bri: Those two should be back to normal when they thaw.

Wendey: Thanks, Bri.

Bri: Dang it, Wendy, I said no wedding!

Morton: ANYONE SAY WEDDING CAKE?